Elephant Parade

A very short shitpost game from 2007, あぁ猫にでもなりてぇ: web.archive.org/web/20190329...

THANK YOU. I figured it was a trace but I was really curious who of

People were doing incomprehensible things in RPG Maker 2000 back in 2008

Favourite cinema signs

hell yes, all the charagraphs ruin jokes

Screenshot of the SNES emulator Super Sleuth showing the profile for an XBAND user called "Toshihiko X" from Tucson, AR, with the text: "XMP code of honer: NO talking about murder. NO threatening other members. NO vulgar language. NO mail bombs. NO sassing the host. NO crying on the last day. NO (I mean it!) obcene talk (sex etc is not cool)."

Screenshot of the SNES emulator Super Sleuth showing the profile for an XBAND user called "Junky Mann" from Albuquerque, NM, with crude ASCII art of a nude female body with no arms or head in the text box.

The duality of SNES XBAND players in 1997.

Screenshot of the SNES emulator Super Sleuth showing the profile for an XBAND online gameplay service user called "Kramer" from San Jose, CA, with the text: "I AM A FORMER NAVY SEAL. DO NOT PULL CRAP ON ME- I WILL FIND U!! I HAVE WALKED CROSS COUNTRY, I HAVE SWUM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL, I HAVE PLAYED PRO SPORTS, I HAVE KILLED. I HAVE NOT MASTERED XBAND"

Been going through ancient SNES savefiles containing info uploaded to the XBAND online multiplayer servers at the end of the service in 1997 and I cannot fucking believe I found an early version of this meme here. Is this what the guy who found Tutankhamun felt like?

Yeah i really wanna watch a 3 and a half hour take down of Humpty Dumpty. Duhhhhh (Jack off motion) Ok. Wheres the part where I give a fuck

Playing 大乱闘スマッシュシスターズ (Tairantou: Smash Sisters) a VIPRPG that adapts Smash Bros. into a turn-based RPG by turning items into (action-less) enemies that you attack to 'use' (middle: smash ball)

just don't turn off your adblocker or it'll be surrounded by other big green buttons that are very much not the real download

but of all 90, I think the award for Most Incomprehensible goes to "The Grave of Chopsticks"

Dragon Master Silk has the most needlessly complicated inn menu I've ever seen. Would you like to restore just HP? Only your third character's MP (everyone else was naughty)? Nothing at all? Anything your heart desires is possible. It also charges per point like FF2

Also a pretty neat mug

For my birthday, my aunt got me the coolest pen of all time

Playing Dogma no Hakoniwa and everything about it is amazing, but one of the best parts is Motarou's monster art

hell yeah

Rate his setup

I think every keyb0ard sh0uld have a blank key y0u can reassign t0 a key 0f y0ur ch0ice in case 0ne breaks, like the j0ker in a deck 0f cards

If you've been studying Japanese for six months, you should be able to read this without pausing

Novel consumable naming scheme: Pawn -> Rook -> Bishop [Item]

this is like the side dungeons in ff1 dawn of souls as a standalone game

Beat Natsu mo Chikai shi Himegimi demo Tasukeyou ze!: nepchan.org/w60#review

Good enemy: rather than a Kobold (コボルド), this blue guy is a Cobalt (コボルト)

I've seen chest mimics, I've seen door mimics, I've even seen staircase mimics, but I've never seen a lever mimic

every furige rpg in the '00s had to have an extended glitz pit parody

yum