Maylow

Welcome to the Zorua club.

Cookies and milk will be on your left!

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Any of you who's into Deadlock, hit me up

I am a professional pillow tosser

not bad...

Obese fox blobbed up and force-fed with a soft serve pipeline. A second pipeline deluges even more sticky sweet goodness over the flabby fox and his feeder, threatening to fill the room in its entirety...

Foxes can be very slippery sorts, and precautions must be taken to ensure they don't squirm away once you've caught them. This one still seems a little squirmy. Guess that means more precautions are in order. Rich, calorific precautions...

🖼️- @veryroundnemo.bsky.social
🐋- @maylow.bsky.social

Double the fat sith friends, it's mathematically proven to be better!

I was going to wait until end of february to cancel my planned vacation of march, waiting for a free spot for FE.

Fuck, now the only tickets left are one-day for... Sunday.

Yeah, I'm cancelling that trip

Mysteriously, no chocolate were left for discount tomorrow

The saturday pass is already sold out, I'm boutta get an aneurism

Everyone ask what Sneasel is.

Nobody ask HOW Sneasel is.

Until today, how is the sneasel?

So...

While I'm waiting for an openning, who's going to FE this year?

A lovely stack of pancakes, that is~

Maylow is an anthropomorphic fox with two tails, wearing a stylish outfit as a Veteran Trainer, holding a pokeball.

"Let me show you how skill and style goes along, amigo!"
Veteran Maylow wants to battle!
"Well, I still got style..."
For @maylow.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy !

I forgor to get chicken wings for the super bowl

...huh? Football? No, I have a massive bowl just for my snacks.

So, superbowl...

I don't care much about it, but having chicken wings does make the experience better~

Well, it dkes make the volume of friend greater, therefore more friend to like.

The math checks out

They're gonna nerf Ivy after this match, her "3" stunned and nearly killed me FROM THE SPAWN POINT!

Joke aside, this is wonderful!

Sorry for the time answering, lots was happening.

The site did mention about it! However, it requires me to refresh the website and see if a slot freed itself!

...sadly, I've yet to find that moment and I' hesitating to take my vacation day only for me to not be able to nab a week-end slot anyway.

I cannot wait for the next video "How many calories can you possibly hide in a singular cup of coffee"

My bacon has been replaced with a vat of icing

Oh nooooo

Huh

Tickets for furnal equinox are already sold out.

I really am cursed to just -not- be able to go to any convention, am I?

Oh, I would LOVE to snag a sketch!

Normally, I do not feel any close relation with fictional characters.

...but Rem?

He's just like me everyday; just a little sleepy guy

Art by the wonderful Wiishy! - https://bsky.app/profile/wiishyishii.bsky.social

Art by the wonderful Wiishy! - https://bsky.app/profile/wiishyishii.bsky.social

Me and @maylow.bsky.social like to swap species every now and then, here I am as a big fat Rexouium, and Maylow turned into a massive mountain of Moff! Took a while to fatten him up to this size, but the outcome was so worth it!

Its super comfy up here, wouldn't you agree, ya beached whale-moff?

I may be tiny, but I can make it work, boss, trust me!

...the CV is printed on my stomach

Finally, the perfect seat for all my needs!

Next time, we're trying water and see how it goes while I bring out my favorite book for the evening~

Not the best day at work, and I rrally ought to push my doc to help me with my sleeping problem.

The feeling of any amount of sleep being like I barely had a nap is... excrutiating for my mind, I have to admit.

Ugh... not only do I have to come in early at work by nearly an hour, but I can't even just... start early and finish early, I got to stay until closing time.

So, how's everyone's day?

We fill the dragon with as much sauce as possible, too :v

Perfect for the canadian winter