Hillary Monahan

[Cancer]

Bruce Campbell has an incurable cancer and are we done with 2026 yet.

Okay, some of the stuff in this thread is still available and already on the shop.

But here we go again! New stuff!

My mother is a pretty white woman with brown eyes and light brown hair

AND I'M A CREEP *sings*

My mother from a week ago.

They say if you want to know how a chick's gonna age, look at her mom.

I'm good.

She says she doesn't think we look alike!

It's a big day and there are a lot of new shinies going up so please come hang out with me over there if you like cool stuff.

Thank you!

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Adventures with Hillary.

@falconesse.bsky.social

Up to my sparkle goblin shit over on the shop!

This woman is never gonna shit in public again and it's my fault.

And i'm on one hand I feel really bad.

And on the other hand I know this is fucking hysterical.

So if you were the lady that I was cheering on while you were taking a dump in Connecticut? Really sorry about that.

But I meant every word.

Adventures with Hillary.

@falconesse.bsky.social

Use your powers for good, now.

I don't have liability insurance for orcs.

My mother is a pretty white woman with brown eyes and light brown hair

AND I'M A CREEP *sings*

My mother from a week ago.

They say if you want to know how a chick's gonna age, look at her mom.

I'm good.

Yes!

This thought brought to you by hour four in the car.

In my early 20s I saw a lot of guys working the willy in their cars.

Theory: I see it less now because they're sexting instead.

...

This does not seem like an improvement.

As someone who lives in NYC and sometimes attends conventions in the Boston area, I am firmly convinced Connecticut exists solely for the purpose of getting stuck in traffic.

No matter which direction you drive, it's The Long Way.

🤮🤮🤮

Kill me.

Connecticut. A small state that somehow takes seven days to drive through.

could a dying empire do THIS

I am reminded that a startling number of people believe that if you’re a member of the military and you don’t like something your government did, you can just throw up your hands and quit the next day like any other job.

It Does Not Work That Way

Riding home with my demon print like

No I bought a cursed object.

😆😆😆

The One Ring in sterling silver inside a black ring box. A white piece of paper inside the lid says, "Good luck." Held in a hand in front of an altar with various crystals and books.

The One Ring I sterling silver sits inside a black ring box. Held in a hand in front of an altar with various crystals and books.

Found a note from @hillarymonahan.bsky.social in my package from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social that said "Good luck." Kinda ominous. Anyway, ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.

Ooooh!!!

Not yet!