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Hillary Monahan

@hillarymonahan.bsky.social

Spiky author person with a rad jewelry shop. They/She. Queer, AuDHD, and probably watching a horror movie. Black Trans Lives Matter. I swear too much. Official cat herder of the @peculiarityshop.bsky.social.

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This woman is never gonna shit in public again and it's my fault.

And i'm on one hand I feel really bad.

And on the other hand I know this is fucking hysterical.

01.03.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So if you were the lady that I was cheering on while you were taking a dump in Connecticut? Really sorry about that.

But I meant every word.

01.03.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Adventures with Hillary.

@falconesse.bsky.social

01.03.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Use your powers for good, now.

I don't have liability insurance for orcs.

01.03.2026 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My mother is a pretty white woman with brown eyes and light brown hair

My mother is a pretty white woman with brown eyes and light brown hair

AND I'M A CREEP

*sings*

AND I'M A CREEP *sings*

My mother from a week ago.

They say if you want to know how a chick's gonna age, look at her mom.

I'm good.

01.03.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes!

01.03.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This thought brought to you by hour four in the car.

01.03.2026 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my early 20s I saw a lot of guys working the willy in their cars.

Theory: I see it less now because they're sexting instead.

...

This does not seem like an improvement.

01.03.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone who lives in NYC and sometimes attends conventions in the Boston area, I am firmly convinced Connecticut exists solely for the purpose of getting stuck in traffic.

01.03.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No matter which direction you drive, it's The Long Way.

01.03.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

01.03.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kill me.

01.03.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Connecticut. A small state that somehow takes seven days to drive through.

01.03.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

could a dying empire do THIS

01.03.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2754    ๐Ÿ” 521    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

I am reminded that a startling number of people believe that if youโ€™re a member of the military and you donโ€™t like something your government did, you can just throw up your hands and quit the next day like any other job.

It Does Not Work That Way

01.03.2026 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 995    ๐Ÿ” 140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Riding home with my demon print like

01.03.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No I bought a cursed object.

01.03.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

01.03.2026 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The One Ring in sterling silver inside a black ring box. A white piece of paper inside the lid says, "Good luck." Held in a hand in front of an altar with various crystals and books.

The One Ring in sterling silver inside a black ring box. A white piece of paper inside the lid says, "Good luck." Held in a hand in front of an altar with various crystals and books.

The One Ring I sterling silver sits inside a black ring box. Held in a hand in front of an altar with various crystals and books.

The One Ring I sterling silver sits inside a black ring box. Held in a hand in front of an altar with various crystals and books.

Found a note from @hillarymonahan.bsky.social in my package from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social that said "Good luck." Kinda ominous. Anyway, ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.

01.03.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooooh!!!

01.03.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not yet!

01.03.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Old printing papers about demons

Old printing papers about demons

Satan holding a cupcake

Satan holding a cupcake

The front of the museum. Beautiful old building.

The front of the museum. Beautiful old building.

The garden grounds.

The garden grounds.

01.03.2026 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A statue of a skeletal saint.

A statue of a skeletal saint.

An exorcism chair with straps

An exorcism chair with straps

Ab all you need exorcism kit!

Ab all you need exorcism kit!

Baphomet

Baphomet

01.03.2026 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A vintage fan gallery

A vintage fan gallery

A fan from a haunted room.

A fan from a haunted room.

Another haunted fan.

Another haunted fan.

01.03.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A story about a spirit board that caused a train crash allegedly.

A story about a spirit board that caused a train crash allegedly.

The spirit board.

The spirit board.

01.03.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Plaque explaining cursed samurai arnor

Plaque explaining cursed samurai arnor

The samurai armor

The samurai armor

Old hearse meant to be pulled by horses

Old hearse meant to be pulled by horses

Religious iconography

Religious iconography

01.03.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A room of cursed objects undergoing purification

A room of cursed objects undergoing purification

A mirror with a doll in it

A mirror with a doll in it

Explanation plaque of boris karloff's death mask

Explanation plaque of boris karloff's death mask

Boris karloff's death mask

Boris karloff's death mask

01.03.2026 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A ouija board table

A ouija board table

A blessed warded toom with cursed spirit boards

A blessed warded toom with cursed spirit boards

Divination tools like tarot

Divination tools like tarot

A medusa plate

A medusa plate

01.03.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A wooden death statue.

A wooden death statue.

A statue of a warrior with a skull head

A statue of a warrior with a skull head

A skull statue carved of naked people

A skull statue carved of naked people

A demonic stone figure.

A demonic stone figure.

01.03.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0