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Hillary Monahan

@hillarymonahan.bsky.social

Spiky author person with a rad jewelry shop. They/She. Queer, AuDHD, and probably watching a horror movie. Black Trans Lives Matter. I swear too much. Official cat herder of the @peculiarityshop.bsky.social.

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[Cancer]

Bruce Campbell has an incurable cancer and are we done with 2026 yet.

03.03.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Okay, some of the stuff in this thread is still available and already on the shop.

But here we go again! New stuff!

02.03.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
My mother is a pretty white woman with brown eyes and light brown hair

My mother is a pretty white woman with brown eyes and light brown hair

AND I'M A CREEP

*sings*

AND I'M A CREEP *sings*

My mother from a week ago.

They say if you want to know how a chick's gonna age, look at her mom.

I'm good.

01.03.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She says she doesn't think we look alike!

02.03.2026 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a big day and there are a lot of new shinies going up so please come hang out with me over there if you like cool stuff.

02.03.2026 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

02.03.2026 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ

02.03.2026 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Adventures with Hillary.

@falconesse.bsky.social

01.03.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Up to my sparkle goblin shit over on the shop!

02.03.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This woman is never gonna shit in public again and it's my fault.

And i'm on one hand I feel really bad.

And on the other hand I know this is fucking hysterical.

01.03.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So if you were the lady that I was cheering on while you were taking a dump in Connecticut? Really sorry about that.

But I meant every word.

01.03.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Adventures with Hillary.

@falconesse.bsky.social

01.03.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Use your powers for good, now.

I don't have liability insurance for orcs.

01.03.2026 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My mother is a pretty white woman with brown eyes and light brown hair

My mother is a pretty white woman with brown eyes and light brown hair

AND I'M A CREEP

*sings*

AND I'M A CREEP *sings*

My mother from a week ago.

They say if you want to know how a chick's gonna age, look at her mom.

I'm good.

01.03.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes!

01.03.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This thought brought to you by hour four in the car.

01.03.2026 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my early 20s I saw a lot of guys working the willy in their cars.

Theory: I see it less now because they're sexting instead.

...

This does not seem like an improvement.

01.03.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone who lives in NYC and sometimes attends conventions in the Boston area, I am firmly convinced Connecticut exists solely for the purpose of getting stuck in traffic.

01.03.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No matter which direction you drive, it's The Long Way.

01.03.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

01.03.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kill me.

01.03.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Connecticut. A small state that somehow takes seven days to drive through.

01.03.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

could a dying empire do THIS

01.03.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3448    ๐Ÿ” 626    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

I am reminded that a startling number of people believe that if youโ€™re a member of the military and you donโ€™t like something your government did, you can just throw up your hands and quit the next day like any other job.

It Does Not Work That Way

01.03.2026 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1324    ๐Ÿ” 181    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

Riding home with my demon print like

01.03.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No I bought a cursed object.

01.03.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

01.03.2026 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The One Ring in sterling silver inside a black ring box. A white piece of paper inside the lid says, "Good luck." Held in a hand in front of an altar with various crystals and books.

The One Ring in sterling silver inside a black ring box. A white piece of paper inside the lid says, "Good luck." Held in a hand in front of an altar with various crystals and books.

The One Ring I sterling silver sits inside a black ring box. Held in a hand in front of an altar with various crystals and books.

The One Ring I sterling silver sits inside a black ring box. Held in a hand in front of an altar with various crystals and books.

Found a note from @hillarymonahan.bsky.social in my package from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social that said "Good luck." Kinda ominous. Anyway, ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.

01.03.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooooh!!!

01.03.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not yet!

01.03.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0