Hillary Monahan

Got drunk in the woods, took off my pants because WHY NOT, fell asleep on a stone wall I found, woke up the next day in the middle of nowhere with mosquito bites all over my ass.

A thread 🧵 where I will use maps to try and explain the War on Iran. Hopefully this helps.

Our first map is a true size map from truesizeof.com

It shows the United States compared to the region. Notice how #Iran is much larger than #Iraq and #Afghanistan and its central location.

1/n

Looks like a Gestapo Ken doll.

Montana Sen. Sheehy gets in altercation with anti-war protester, veteran, on Capitol Hill • Daily Montanan Montana Sen. Sheehy gets in altercation with veteran anti-war protester

Gross af behavior.

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Oooooh

Geology specimen photo

How Amazing labradorite with moonlight-like sheen.

📷 Adela_jewellery_hk

#minerals #geology

Apparently the victor is worse.

On the plus side, this is the primaries, so maybe in the November race between Some Public Defender Bleeding Heart Liberal and Judge Doom McEvil people will go for the liberal.

EXACTLY.

Crenshaw lost.

🤣🤣🤣

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There was a tremendously popular response to the live-in huggy opal hoops, so I contacted the person that I bought them from and asked if they had any more and bought the last three. $52

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I'd be better about eating if I had a personal chef, tbh.

A man asked me last night what publishing needs to do for literary fiction to begin appealing to men again. I said, as nicely as I could, that, with over 2,000 books published every Tuesday, of which many would appeal to men, it’s not a publishing problem, it’s a men problem.

a man is crying while laying on a couch with his eyes closed . Alt: a black man is crying while laying on a couch with his eyes closed .

Sharon is bringing Ozzfest back as a tribute to her late husband.

You have to take the small victories as they come.

You have to see the tiny steps in the marathon as progress.

It's what hope requires to persevere.

"Democrat Alex Holladay defeats Republican Bryan Renshaw in the Arkansas House District 70 special election, flipping the GOP-held suburban Little Rock seat from 🔴 to 🔵. Holladay lost this same race by 2 points in 2024 and just came back with a stunning ~20-point victory."

Trump's losing Arkansas.

I'm furious about a dozen things at any given moment so.

We can focus on more than one thing at a time. We can be mad at more than one crime at a time.

There are 8000 things right now that demand attention. We have only so many resources to discuss those 8000 things at any given time. So maybe understand that we're juggling subjects of whatever is terrible that moment, which is wont to change the next moment because this is a carnival of fuckery.

Like, just cut the crap and admit that you want to only talk about one subject and you're making it everybody else's problem.

People do realize that positioning any serious topic as a distraction from a different serious topic is you just saying you don't want other people talking about anything other than what you want to talk about, right.

What if the resistance was the joy we felt during dystopia all along.

Are you a bad gypsy if you go to the zoo and drink beer and stare at animals on romany resistance day asking for a friend.

It moans erotically as you dump ice into it.

Concrete, immediate way to support a marginalized community, and as a bonus you get unique, beautiful trinkets for the effort.

I will be getting set up to list the sterling/copper for Bluesky QVC which we have decided is now QueerVC at @peculiarityshop.bsky.social.

But first pop tart.

i know what I'm looking for in a trash can is something vaguely erotic but completely inefficient on space because I will be looking at it all the time

10 Bucks on Chicago.

This feels like somebody trying to make a trash can a conversation piece and they may have succeeded.

A butt plug shaped red trash can.

Good morning from my algorithm which seems to think that I want a trash can shaped like a butt plug that that emt guy would warn you against.

That it's from temu means it's probably made of pureed souls or something.

One of my genuine life goals is to have a species of frog named after me.