@hillarymonahan.bsky.social
Spiky author person with a rad jewelry shop. They/She. Queer, AuDHD, and probably watching a horror movie. Black Trans Lives Matter. I swear too much. Official cat herder of the @peculiarityshop.bsky.social.
Reticulated python.
The usual.
86 cats and 42 dogs and a mini donkey LET'S GO.
03.03.2026 07:22 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Surely all my problems will be solved by adopting more animals.
03.03.2026 07:21 — 👍 57 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0I want that.
03.03.2026 07:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[Cancer]
Bruce Campbell has an incurable cancer and are we done with 2026 yet.
Okay, some of the stuff in this thread is still available and already on the shop.
But here we go again! New stuff!
My mother is a pretty white woman with brown eyes and light brown hair
AND I'M A CREEP *sings*
My mother from a week ago.
They say if you want to know how a chick's gonna age, look at her mom.
I'm good.
She says she doesn't think we look alike!
02.03.2026 15:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's a big day and there are a lot of new shinies going up so please come hang out with me over there if you like cool stuff.
02.03.2026 15:27 — 👍 30 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0Thank you!
02.03.2026 05:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🧛♀️🧛♀️🧛♀️
02.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 50 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Adventures with Hillary.
@falconesse.bsky.social
Up to my sparkle goblin shit over on the shop!
02.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 38 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
This woman is never gonna shit in public again and it's my fault.
And i'm on one hand I feel really bad.
And on the other hand I know this is fucking hysterical.
So if you were the lady that I was cheering on while you were taking a dump in Connecticut? Really sorry about that.
But I meant every word.
Adventures with Hillary.
@falconesse.bsky.social
Use your powers for good, now.
I don't have liability insurance for orcs.
My mother is a pretty white woman with brown eyes and light brown hair
AND I'M A CREEP *sings*
My mother from a week ago.
They say if you want to know how a chick's gonna age, look at her mom.
I'm good.
Yes!
01.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This thought brought to you by hour four in the car.
01.03.2026 21:28 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
In my early 20s I saw a lot of guys working the willy in their cars.
Theory: I see it less now because they're sexting instead.
...
This does not seem like an improvement.
As someone who lives in NYC and sometimes attends conventions in the Boston area, I am firmly convinced Connecticut exists solely for the purpose of getting stuck in traffic.
01.03.2026 20:23 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0No matter which direction you drive, it's The Long Way.
01.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0🤮🤮🤮
01.03.2026 20:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kill me.
01.03.2026 20:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Connecticut. A small state that somehow takes seven days to drive through.
01.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 53 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0could a dying empire do THIS
01.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 3449 🔁 627 💬 78 📌 20
I am reminded that a startling number of people believe that if you’re a member of the military and you don’t like something your government did, you can just throw up your hands and quit the next day like any other job.
It Does Not Work That Way
Riding home with my demon print like
01.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 72 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No I bought a cursed object.
01.03.2026 19:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0