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An image of Dodger from Disney's Oliver and Company, wearing sunglasses and a length of sausage links around his neck like a scarf.

This is peak male fashion.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

could a dying empire do THIS

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

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REPUBLICANS: hi, we’re Republicans
DEMOCRATS: and we’re Democrats
R: we may not always agree on everything
D: [laughs] we hardly ever do
R: but what we do agree on is
BOTH: [in unison] terrorist attacks on foreign countries disguised as good faith acts of democracy

Chez Ma Tante’s Pancakes Recipe At the Brooklyn restaurant Chez Ma Tante, the brunch pancakes come two to an order, big as dessert plates and almost burnt “I knew I wanted them to be really, really crispy,” said the chef de cuisine ...

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Maybe I’m built different but there was never a point in my life where anybody could trick me into killing a bunch of people. Definitely not the fucking US government. You know what you’re signing up for man. You can’t be out here with a military grade rifle talmbout ‘Be gentle I’m baby’

Veneration of the military is a cultic practice used to insulate the state from the banal reality that the primary purpose of the army is murdering brown people and smashing leftist political movements.

Procedural liberalism on display. We support the murder of innocents, the immoral and demonic violence, but the President didn't fill out the right paperwork.

The same logic that calls for higher police training budgets and more diversity among prison guards. Polishing the bars of the cage.

no sorry we’re not doing this anymore. not for a volunteer army committing atrocities

the leader of the left wing of america's fascist party

First protein cigarette will go hard

Leftists "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide" DNC "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"

Gonna save everyone some time. The state of the union is bad.

I do think a big reason tech CEOs also cooked their own minds on the AI chatbots they foist upon us is that having personalized automated yes-men to chop it up with doesn't diverge much from the environments they've cultivated where everyone they speak to's livelihoods depend on uncritical agreement

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable (a coma)

Garfield hates Mondays because he burdened with the curse of Sapience that has led to unnatural knowledge of what Monday is. He is a Feline Prometheus who has stolen fire from the Gods and thus suffers eternal torment

Before you dm me please know that i am a fucking idiot

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It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life

Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days

Simple fact is this:

If you’re a member of the “gender critical” movement, you’re part of a pedophile ring whether you want to be or not.

Even if you want to pretend our founding documents and institutions were built with no ill intentions we can’t move forward unless we reckon with the fact that they produced an imperialist hegemon that keeps the world under its boot and spreads facism genocide inequality and oppression

It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

Ask not what the boys can do for you, ask if they are back in town.

(reading "2 cups of shredded gruyère, divided") oooh drama