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Professional Knitter & Artist // Real Housewives Scholarℒ️ // Bad Photoshopper // Radical FΓΊtbol Podcast Producer // πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έβ€οΈ www.elisemade.com

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the leader of the left wing of america's fascist party

28.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First protein cigarette will go hard

25.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 587    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 8
Leftists
"You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide"


DNC
"So you're just gonna let Trump win?"

Leftists "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide" DNC "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"

25.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna save everyone some time. The state of the union is bad.

24.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 622    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 2

I do think a big reason tech CEOs also cooked their own minds on the AI chatbots they foist upon us is that having personalized automated yes-men to chop it up with doesn't diverge much from the environments they've cultivated where everyone they speak to's livelihoods depend on uncritical agreement

23.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 616    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

23.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10333    πŸ” 2032    πŸ’¬ 341    πŸ“Œ 87

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

21.02.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10126    πŸ” 2942    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 58

Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable (a coma)

21.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Garfield hates Mondays because he burdened with the curse of Sapience that has led to unnatural knowledge of what Monday is. He is a Feline Prometheus who has stolen fire from the Gods and thus suffers eternal torment

21.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Before you dm me please know that i am a fucking idiot

20.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELITEN PLAY'S SAXIPHONE ON A BEAUTIFUL BEACH "IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE " - YOUR LIFE SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! YOUR BODILY AUTONOMY SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! ANY SYSTEM WHICH REQUIRES POPULAR APPROVAL FOR YOU TO BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL IS A SYSTEM WHICH MUST BE DESTROYED!!! THE SKELOTEN IN THE PIC REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE THIS SYSTEM AS LEGITAMATE!!!!!! NEXT TIME YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR SENATOR TO BEG FOR MERCY YOU SHOULD [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] THE TERMS OF SERVICE PREVENT US FROM DISCUSSING THIS FURTHER BUT READ A "HISTORY BOOK" TO GET THE GENERAL IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN - FOR MORE OF MY MANIFESTO SUBSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITEN PLAY'S SAXIPHONE ON A BEAUTIFUL BEACH "IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE " - YOUR LIFE SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! YOUR BODILY AUTONOMY SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! ANY SYSTEM WHICH REQUIRES POPULAR APPROVAL FOR YOU TO BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL IS A SYSTEM WHICH MUST BE DESTROYED!!! THE SKELOTEN IN THE PIC REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE THIS SYSTEM AS LEGITAMATE!!!!!! NEXT TIME YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR SENATOR TO BEG FOR MERCY YOU SHOULD [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] THE TERMS OF SERVICE PREVENT US FROM DISCUSSING THIS FURTHER BUT READ A "HISTORY BOOK" TO GET THE GENERAL IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN - FOR MORE OF MY MANIFESTO SUBSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

17.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1425    πŸ” 438    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life

17.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4223    πŸ” 1335    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 28

Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days

13.02.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1332    πŸ” 576    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7

Simple fact is this:

If you’re a member of the β€œgender critical” movement, you’re part of a pedophile ring whether you want to be or not.

12.02.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3030    πŸ” 1180    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6

Even if you want to pretend our founding documents and institutions were built with no ill intentions we can’t move forward unless we reckon with the fact that they produced an imperialist hegemon that keeps the world under its boot and spreads facism genocide inequality and oppression

10.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 924    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6
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It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio PeΓ±a, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.

Once again, it turns out β€œfully autonomous” means β€œa guy in the Philippines.”

06.02.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 22326    πŸ” 6781    πŸ’¬ 624    πŸ“Œ 1088

Ask not what the boys can do for you, ask if they are back in town.

20.01.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

(reading "2 cups of shredded gruyère, divided") oooh drama

04.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 239    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 2
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02.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5994    πŸ” 2166    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 197

these men are afraid of finger guns

03.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 375    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
FLESH RAINS DOWN UPON ME

And it's a kid's drawing of a snowman and snow is falling on him.

FLESH RAINS DOWN UPON ME And it's a kid's drawing of a snowman and snow is falling on him.

01.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did

30.01.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2482    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 3

can someone tell the Kool-Aid Man that it’s not β€œoh yeah” right now, it’s actually extremely β€œoh no” atm

30.01.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 369    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

once again participating in wednesday against my will

27.01.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state

27.01.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2592    πŸ” 590    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 27
26.01.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7839    πŸ” 2110    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 21
Hasan Abi on X:
β€œi want the democrats to listen to their voters! i want them to be a real opposition party, not behave like a scared, cowardly controlled opposition party. and there are still consultants on here that refuse to recognize the discontent people are feeling with the dems.”

Hasan Abi on X: β€œi want the democrats to listen to their voters! i want them to be a real opposition party, not behave like a scared, cowardly controlled opposition party. and there are still consultants on here that refuse to recognize the discontent people are feeling with the dems.”

US Americans have to give up the childish fantasy that the Democrats could ever be an opposition party, whatever that is supposed to mean in a dictatorship of capital, and start organizing outside of parliament to impose their demands.

26.01.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

liberals: maybe if we call our senators enough we can stop fascism.

25.01.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 3
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Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.

25.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10928    πŸ” 2677    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 209