elise knits

Why is everyone talking about her like she isn’t willingly married to a pedophile

“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

In America, the phrase "work-life balance" refers to how fast you can eat a burger while crying in your car

It's okay, you can tell yourself you had no choice and I'd do the same in your shoes. No one has morals, principles, or humanity. You simply must lick the boot.

Never give up on your dreams of killing hundrwds of your own troops every single day mostly via falling in bogs or off aircraft carriers or getting their heads shopped off by helicopters or by their own hands, US military

microdosing my childhood by watching the united states start a war in the middle east

It’s actually pretty revealing that the Democrats aren’t opposing the war and are just demanding an explanation.

What fascism does is eliminate the need for a cover story or narrative to launder bloody imperialism and destruction. What they want back is the veneer of morality.

An image of Dodger from Disney's Oliver and Company, wearing sunglasses and a length of sausage links around his neck like a scarf.

This is peak male fashion.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

could a dying empire do THIS

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

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REPUBLICANS: hi, we’re Republicans
DEMOCRATS: and we’re Democrats
R: we may not always agree on everything
D: [laughs] we hardly ever do
R: but what we do agree on is
BOTH: [in unison] terrorist attacks on foreign countries disguised as good faith acts of democracy

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Maybe I’m built different but there was never a point in my life where anybody could trick me into killing a bunch of people. Definitely not the fucking US government. You know what you’re signing up for man. You can’t be out here with a military grade rifle talmbout ‘Be gentle I’m baby’

Veneration of the military is a cultic practice used to insulate the state from the banal reality that the primary purpose of the army is murdering brown people and smashing leftist political movements.

Procedural liberalism on display. We support the murder of innocents, the immoral and demonic violence, but the President didn't fill out the right paperwork.

The same logic that calls for higher police training budgets and more diversity among prison guards. Polishing the bars of the cage.

no sorry we’re not doing this anymore. not for a volunteer army committing atrocities

the leader of the left wing of america's fascist party

First protein cigarette will go hard

Leftists "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide" DNC "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"

Gonna save everyone some time. The state of the union is bad.

I do think a big reason tech CEOs also cooked their own minds on the AI chatbots they foist upon us is that having personalized automated yes-men to chop it up with doesn't diverge much from the environments they've cultivated where everyone they speak to's livelihoods depend on uncritical agreement

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable (a coma)

Garfield hates Mondays because he burdened with the curse of Sapience that has led to unnatural knowledge of what Monday is. He is a Feline Prometheus who has stolen fire from the Gods and thus suffers eternal torment

Before you dm me please know that i am a fucking idiot

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