Not that Buffy

i think norway should come get its prize back. they know how to pillage

brad lander primary chuck schumer

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

David Byrne "I would like to live in another dimension" Space Ghost "We would all like to do something, David.

<3

when I’m on my deathbed I hope all the cats of my life come visit me like angels

Ok if you’re gonna make it make one where they open a dinosaur park and it goes fine. Everybody has a nice day! Directed by Wes Anderson. The Dinosaurs have little hats

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

I don't know how much oxygen there is for another store. But this is full mad king unreal. He ordered Army Corps to do a massive water release that created near flood conditions and flooded a bunch of farmland with no warning to the farmers.

Nothing is stopping you from eating a big handful of Ghirardelli milk chocolate chips right out of the bag right now

sign reading chemical weapons shower

no thanks

Commit the sin of empathy.

A picture of a McDonald’s sign on fire with the caption The beacon is lit America calls for aid.

Thoroughly deceased. 💀

I invite the president to scrutinize my hand gesture

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

I wonder when Trump starts to realize that he sowed himself into a sack with a few billion dollars, Elon Musk, a cat and a snake and had the sack tossed into the Tiber.

Happy 75th birthday to Tom Waits, who has somehow been 75 years old since 1993

i do not want supporters of a racist fascist rapist bigot anywhere near me tbh i do not think that is an unreasonable position tbh

You know it's a fucked up day when people start sharing poems.

true story

Finished reading SYSTEM COLLAPSE last night, and if anyone needs me I'll be in my assigned cabin watching Cruel Romance Personage.

Thank you @marthawells.bsky.social , you deadset genius ❤️

i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this

the sistine chapel is also a great example

the pope's master of ceremonies, biagio da cesena, told michelangelo 'the last judgment' was more suitable for a brothel

so michelangelo was like alright man I'm gonna draw you with donkey ears and a snake biting your dick for everyone to look at forever