CMDR Matt

[also don't be mad about the lack of some words, 300 characters is not a lot to write a backstory in..]

Girl with half smile expression in front of a convience store background

VTUBERS DROP YOUR PNGS!

(and maybe tell me a little about your lore)
I'm Melissa, the fiend vtuber that lurks in the background of all your favorite media.
I want to rank you on whether you'd be a hero, villain, anti-hero, or anti-villain in my lore!

You got 1 week to submit! #vconnect

[Note: image is not to scale, I just haven't had money to get anything done ;-; but credit to masterbiggles]

I am Matt Whitefang, a universe portal hopping wolf just trying to find some companions, an ex-Dominion Commander creator of The Outpost that floats in the Multiversal Void of Gamespace!

the latency is a bit of a pain in the ass, some minor visual bugs like guns clipping through the player model after sprinting, but overall I'm having fun!

[4 goobers in a jeep running laps to piss off the entire lobby because they're having fun type of fun]

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"Cheers to the tin man!"

A Bitlot Zaku 2 figure that appears to have some very loose sockets.

Honestly.. I'm heartbroken.

So I went to the local Miniso at the mall today, bought a lil Zaku II figure for 10$.

Opened the motherfucker (which was still factory sealed) and the little T shape on the chest was missing. "ok it's a defect, cool." I thought, then I shut the door and he falls apart..

Xbox 360 external wifi receiver? Hell I HAD one of these things Throne!

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that timing

Mario Kart gets dire, ESPECIALLY for me.

:< I really hope you can hit a balance at some point, your health is important and shouldn't be overlooked, just do your best to find spots to relax when you can

I mean if you tell people what's going on, actual fans of yours will understand that you need a break for your own healths sake, you're not a machine, your body has needs and limits, I know balance sometimes isn't an easy thing but you shouldn't put your health on the line :<

maybe take a short break after you finish the comms if they're time constrained? I'm sure people will understand that you need to take a breather.

Don't push yourself too hard and make sure you take care of yourself too!

Take some time off to relax for a bit, don't push yourself to the point it's going to negatively affect your health :<

it's not really a good business practice..it's pretty much you're paying to be put on a waiting list, and that price is different then the commission price.

it's when you pay up front to be put on a waiting list for a commission (according to the imposter darklight)

so the person in question (darklight-lantern was how they had the handle, the stupid -) was trying to bait me into paying for a preque, which I was informed by the others isn't Darklight's way of doing things.

very close, luckily a few mutual friends saved my sorry ass before I lost any money, someone was impersonating @darklightlantern.bsky.social but everything didn't sit right, so I asked people who had got things done by them before and they confirmed that the person I was talking to was fake. --

Please keep an eye out friends!

Scammers have been lurking the waters, please make sure you always double check to make sure that the person you're about to commission is the real one, always double and triple check before sending anyone money!

that turned out amazing!

I'd also be annoyed if my phone green screen bricked XD (I know that's not the point, but I wanted to still be funny with it, plus this is an actual problem with AMOLED phones if the motherboard goes bad or the battery starts to turn into a spicy pillow of doom)

:D I'll keep my eye out for when you do comms again

Once I'm able to actually get a ref sheet done, I would love to commission you myself for a project or 2 :]

A good friend of mine decided to get the amazing @darklightlantern.bsky.social to do a new pfp for me, I love it so much! (Sorry I was going to post when Cap put theirs up, but brain had the derps <~> Either way it's amazing!)

Go show Darklight some love, they're awesome!

A reference sheet of Riri with two forms, one with poncho and one without. Done by karutanarts.

So what do we think? :3

🎨 - @karutan.bsky.social

Hey, can someone answer this question for me?

Why do people tend to spend their whole lives mad about something/mad at someone?

Homie, humans live to like 85 years max.. why the hell you wasting so much energy on something that is so trivial in the grand scheme of your life?

Just saying this now - any people trying to beg me to commission them or trying to push an OF/Fansly account is gonna catch this fuckin block button real quick. Left Twitter to try and get away from all that.

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