Varric Tethras

[ #ooc so i might be retiring this account. i don't think i'll delete it, but i find varric hard to write as is and honestly he got made on a whim of 'this would be so funny'. will think about it and let you guys know. ]

Thanks, kid.

Busted.

No, I'm your wife.

I also am an animal and a god.

No need to worry. Have you not met an elf warden recently?

I'm not everyone, but I am also spite's nephew. Or was for a brief moment. I think those papers got torn up at some point.

No stress is happening because of this, to be clear. A move is happening on the other end so that is taking much of my time. But otherwise... the characters possess me and I must simply write. And everyone here is fun.

To be completely open, including this account and not counting a personal, I write ten as of this moments. I'm afraid the fun and the voices get to me quite often.

Would you like another hint, Sunflower?

I understand Chen and Crumb. I also have anxiety so I understand and you're always welcome to pull up a chair with me.

Kid! It's good to see you. *hugs him in return and pats his back*

You have to be faster.

I feel the exact same way. It's why I get excited with the wearing hats. A whole nine of them that aren't mine.

Oh, you called him cute, too. He's rather easy to make blush...

They see us bowling.

I believe one of them called you cute, too, Chen.

Don't worry. I am having a great deal of fun, I promise. I wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't fun and you all are a great bunch.

IVE NEVER SEEN VARRIC WEAR A HAT

Yes, Chen you thirst after at least one of them. They like you, too.

There is only one Varric, but Varric wears many other hats. Maybe.... 9 other hats.

My first hint for the bowl is this: I am also several others. More than five others, actually.

I am. Things are just so busy lately, keeping up is a bit of a challenge.

I have not been around much lately, but what is this I see? We are giving identity hints to the fish tonight?

Cheers to Duckie, long may he goose.

I AGREE VARRIC TETHRAS

[ #ooc ngl getting Percieved with varric's chest fully out on this accounts banner was not one my new 2025 bingo card but bless duck man he's varric approved ]

Thank you, Duckie. I'll be sure to add you in the next story.

Well that's a bit harsh of her.

actually one more thing: YOU GUYS ARE NOT ENTITLED TO INTERACT WITH ANY RPER AT ANY TIME ANY WHERE. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE.

i'm done.