Mortimer The Hellcat

Okay toots

*Jumps off the rail onto the floor*

Well it's been nice talking babe but I have voles to eat

No I'm just very old toots

Whatever kid I've had hairballs older than you.

I used to be a made man in the Mafia now I'm a fucking cat

Weird

Well lad de da princess.

I don't think we are talking about the same kind of pet. Back in hell I share a room with a dragon

Now I'm the pet of a limey blonde pretty boy

That's the point

All because I killed a cat. Now I'm a pet for hell's royal family

It ain't so easy being shot in the back of the head and waking up in hell

She married my brother after I was knocked off

Yeah I used to be married before I was iced

Wives.... Yeah I know how that is

Ice cold

I just killed a cat by accident

You would never kill a cat

*Laughs*

*laughs*
Oh please.... Pal... Ive known witches and this doll ain't no which

...... And I thought I was cynical fuck

Wow not really a broad for conversation

I've been a cat for over 400 years

So I'm kind of used to it by now

Well he's the Prince regent of hell so....

*Sighs*

Weird title but I have to access a guy in his 20s as master so....
Whatever

What kind of wacko name is that ?

Not very social are you .... Who ever you are

*Burps belching fire*

Ah yeah Cydney..... The "master's" sister in law

*turns to her and talks in a strong Brooklyn accent*

What you looking at tuootz ?

*runs along the railing near @intendantkira.bsky.social and onto goes into the floor looking for a voles to eat*