Dr Mand

Walgreens pharmacy sign that reads “get your shongles shit today”

Remember everyone

When you believe in open plan living so much that your other half can watch you take a dump whilst reading Middlemarch at bedtime.

The e is drunk. There’s no other explanation.

The P leaning on the o on the wonk is making me feel queasy and I’m not even a graphic designer. I’m just a person with reasonable eyesight.

After a truly awful last 12 months, I'm struggling to scrap by.

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In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

Gosh what an ordeal. Sending love x

Yeah. Knackered after work but the weekend really helped me out a lot. Thank you

Thanks. I do too

Me in maroon Mac with black trainers with a neon yellow edge just seen.

Me in abstract print dress. High neck and long sleeves. Pattern is in pinks, greens and cream. black trainers with a neon yellow edge. Cool bag in green with a parrot print.

Today’s work “fit” via a loo mirror selfie.

Mac: Roksanda for George (2025 A/W) via eBay
Dress: Tu (2024 A/W)
Trainers: Skechers/Goodyear collab via eBay
Coolbag (just seen): Flying Tiger via a Xmas present a few years ago from a dear pal

I’m waving across the city at her

Looks more like my eardrums but ok.

I’ve got those damson madder PJs that Siobhan is wearing. #PotteryThrowdown

Statue d'un quelconque Jean-Michel antique à poil, tête penchée, une jambe levée sur mes orteils, Prêt à démarrer la chorégraphie du hit de Beyoncé (c'est mon interprétation, c'est forcément ça, n'allez pas vérifier mon expertise est sans limite.)

All the single ladies
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

Re-posted for the Sunday crowd.

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We have met a lot of Welsh people.

That’s actually a really good idea.

Oh those are smashing. So joyful.

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

Reporter on Sky Sports News saying that Spurs need the "w" today, cleverly abbreviating the monosyllabic "win" to three syllables instead, saving valuable time.

A little brown hamster

Please come and have a look in my shop. Cheez is manning the till today

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A self portrait of my face in apricot marker on brown thick cardboard packaging.

Waiting in my car: a self portrait in apricot.

Quick sketch in apricot posca pen on brown cardboard packaging.

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Quite a bit. Thanks mate x

Nanight babs. Sleep well x

I don't think the human brain was designed to process this much routine horrors via a text-based social media app - and I really don't think it's that controversial to limit your consumption of such horrors. Mute/block wide and far. You aren't supposed to be plugged in 24/7.

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Last brew? Last brew.

Sending the squishiest of hugs x

When your cat has watched Die Hard too many times.

I continued the rest of his sentence.