Every time I see this sign I think of @swilua.bsky.social 🤣😂
06.04.2025 14:26 — 👍 95 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
Worst - flick your kid on the mouth when they bite you to get them to stop biting 😒
14.02.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your art is the best art of all the art
11.02.2025 17:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I mean you're already married too, my guy 😉😂
30.01.2025 15:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Then there's me over here watching it like
30.12.2024 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't wanna work or do homework, I just want to read.
16.12.2024 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bof
04.12.2024 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You know you're a dork when a successful excel formula makes you happy
04.12.2024 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Buzzkill
20.11.2024 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am all out of energy for the rest of this week. If you need me, don't.
Thank you
15.11.2024 22:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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