DBC

Brilliant news to wake up to

“I’ve rad your cv and think xyz” bitch, you emailed me about an analyst role, get fucked.

They’re a game changer! They actually work

If we had a functioning media in this country, political journalists would ask Wes Streeting:

"Given you long ago concluded Israel is committing war crimes, does that not mean you must think your government is facilitating war crimes?"

They'd specifically note F-35 components.

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Masterchef professionals is back, and it looks like we’re free of the snapping turtle and nauseating fuckwhit….. don’t miss them one bit

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Knight of the seven kingdoms has no business being so enjoyable! Also hearing the official theme tune … all the feels

Thank eff it’s Friday! Jeezo what a long ass week

100% should have been a double elim

I sort of was but don’t want to get my hopes up. At least the annoying boyfriend is nowhere to be seen

Please be good please be good

Makes me hopeful for the season!

This week’s episode of Academy was…. I was b surprised it was v good. And these two, there’s chemistry here… it’s palpable

Roger Taylor fell on hard times didn’t he

I can tell I’ve had a super stressful day because I’ve booked a virgin cruise for me and the fox. Fuck it we’re going.

The more I’m watching her the more I’m getting it, give it time…. I’m hopeful

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Oh new Star Trek academy day! I never thought I’d find a fierce half Klingon half jem hadar captivating but I’m here for it

I miss vine

This still stands especially the vines

See also little fren hoping for snacks

Look at this little floof I saw. Just living his best life taking it all in

I feel as old as a cave man

Brilliant, holy shitballs, so good #thetraitors

🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party now has 43,000 signatures! Let’s get the 100,000 needed!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

If there’s one thing we’re good at in Glasgow it’s arranging to paint over shite like this

There was a challenge where they could potentially avoid murder too by doing well in the challenge: this is a great idea!

There’s a few subtle tweaks to their season that I kind of prefer… secret traitor not knowing who the actual traitors are etc no spoils here but it’s good!

“I knew him so well”

SHES BEEN AT THE PUMPING

YES I WILL HAVE AN ORANGE JUICE

Yes, I will take an orange juice

My most favourite episode of Two Doors Down of all is on bbc Scotland right now (S1E2). This could totally be an amazing live episode.

Still thinking about this, wtf that was batshit crazy