"We were being held hostage by Jesus." -Morganna

"Slow roasted gonorrhea." -Kass

"She was too busy playing with her breast pills." -Dad

"Are we doing foot stuff?" -Kody

"I am whatever race is convenient." -Aliah

"I'm sorry, we don't have to do the mpreg thing." -Kody

"What are lobsters if not farmers of the sea?" -Aliah

"Lincoln was a really good boxer." -JD
"And target." -Madi

"How many frogs did you fuck before they put fluoride in the water?!" -Garrett

"I always get the short end of the stick! I can't even get circumcised for money!" -Madi

"I want my foreskin back!" -JD
"Fellas, fellas, were our characters cut or uncut?" -Garrett
"I need a gun." -Madi

"Concerning George Washington's cock: I notice there's no foreskin." -Kody

"I'll put it in the middle of us like a weird bukkake thing" -Aliah

"Men can jizz on other men!" -Kass

"Aliah, how's this part go during the orgy fest?" -Sarah

"Every hole was farting." -Sarah

"My autism is telling me suicide is the answer." -Kody

"I think Kaden would be sad if he missed the squad orgy." -Peebles

"Not to sound depressed but I want to kill myself." -Rowan

"I'm not cultured. I'm lab-cultured." -Nina

"If you can't handle me on the toilet, you don't deserve me at my washed hands." -Rowan

"When that ball drops, we're all siblings." -Kody

"Show me that puppet pussy. Pussy for short." -Kody

"It's a cock kind of night." -Maggie

"Horny! I need sex so bad! My cock is too big!" -Sarah

"Who wins? Big head or Anthony Weiner?" -Sarah

"Rae and I are gonna do wife swap but instead of trading partners we're gonna run them over with our cars." -Kass

"I was slightly more than half hog." -Nina

"Double-sided tampons." -Manda

"Wear the vial of blood around your neck." -Manda
"Most chill lesbians be like." -JD