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- all is completely forgotten when it comes back on, along with praise(?!?!) given to trump for, according to his campaign, reinstating the app in the U.S.

Are you guys just addicted to gooning and doomscrolling bc idk if you’re actually noticing the actual world actually dying around you.

- TikTok goes away for 12 hours; a not-insignificant amount of people act as though the entire internet has been Singlehandedly taken down and that the human spirit has officially been snuffed out for good.

/thread
- Luigi becomes WBOTM; the parasites lick their wounds and get back on their bullshit a month later to capitalize on all the death happening in the west coast.

Don’t forget above all it’s MLK day today. 🫶🏼

YouTube video by RECSPEC FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE

One of my favorite Lynch moments, for obvious reasons 💜

David Duchovny as Denise Bryson in the original Twin Peaks, looking beautiful with long brown hair

4 panel scene from Twin Peaks showing special agent Dale Cooper asking "Dennis?" to a woman walking into the room who responds "It's a long story but actually I prefer Denise if you don't mind." Dale Cooper shakes her hand and says simply "Ok."

"Fix your hearts or die" IS absolultely fire but also huge shoutout to David Lynch for writing a trans character into the OG run of Twin Peaks in fucking 1990 who was cool, and confident, and who was treated with the utmost respect and dignity by her former colleague the instant he meets her

I'm not here to debate with shitlibs I am here to break mortal hearts.

Relationship Goals

Will have a bunch of stuff to post Soon™️

I wish the fires knew which house belonged to celebrities and which ones belonged to normal people.

ME: man this edible isn’t hitting at ALL, I must be building up a tolerance haha

ME 30 MINS LATER: Barbock O’Boba

Hell yeah brother

In time squared straight up droppin it

And by “it” haha well

Let’s jusr say

Y’all think Martha Mae Whovier makes the Grinch keep the Santa suit on during or

Alex Haus of Decline in simple black dress cinched with black belt. She is also wearing pendant, black leggings and boots. Her expression would suggest she is not in fact "Merry"

Merry

Happy holidays!!

Don't forget to treat yourself well ❤️

They should make a Castlevania game about Todd Belmont who never quite got it together and works at Kroger’s

secretly feeding ozempic to my rival farmer's prize hog so that my hog wins the blue ribbon for fattest hog at the county fair

Need cuddles more than water rn.

Existential sea urchin. A sea urchin says "every day, I am haunted by the looming presence of death. Yes! Yes! I can see his hellish face! Emerging from the dark ether beneath the surface of reality." The urchin witnesses a figure in a black shroud, it's face obscured, carrying a scythe. The figure's face is revealed. It is a sea otter.

Me watching Shamiek Moore be a gross weirdo to the women in his life knowing full well BTSV has BARELY started production

smoking a blunt by yourself is therapeutic.

Gonna tell my kids this was Fred Durst

Canon. He said that.

Kissing girls

Reskeet if you agree

A bishop says “But I didn’t do anything”. A priest replies “Well that’s kind of the problem”

This. This. This.

And that message carries across a huge range of circumstances.

Raw, next question

I should be getting kissed on my adorable forehead rn 😒