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🎶”I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… what the hell am I doin’ heeere. I don’t belong here.”🎶

At least their probes are really small.

Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆

authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

There are many perks to working fully remote, but one of the biggest is that I can take a trip to see friends or a sweetie, and not actually need PTO to do it, I can just work from wherever.

The other is not having a commute. I never want to go into an office or experience work 'culture' again.

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OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”

OMG! I just bought one. I never leave the house without wearing a mask. This will make it even safer!

Safer = Better

Hahaha!

Trans allies, lift up trans voices and speak out. There is no LGBTQ without the T.

Our collective equality is connected to the safety and freedom of transgender people.

A schematic of the multiple types of communication and weapons systems: laser guided munitions, GPS aided bombs, SATCOM jammer

The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book

Excessive force. PERIOD!

They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.

📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.

If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.

#ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them. #DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it. #Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them. #PamBondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it. #FuckTrump #Resist #Felon47

#ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them.

#DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it.

#Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them.

#PamBondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it.
#FuckTrump #Resist #Felon47

If Prince Andrew used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.

If Bill Clinton used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.

If Donald Trump used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.

That wasn’t so difficult, was it?

He's not our guy, you guys. I'm going to keep saying this in hopes those of you who haven't been in California closely watching him will listen. He's got a great trolling game, but when it comes to governing, he will sell us out when it really matters. We can do better. We have to do better.

They spent more than that settling lawsuits.

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

Will we get to hang this around Christine Drazen’s neck this election?

Oh HELL YES!

Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women

@ratstar.bsky.social x

Mark Cuban Says Ending Billionaires Would Destroy the Stock Market

Win-win.

Make a movie food:

Mystic Pizza

Wait, I don’t think I’m doing this right.

Mike Johnson not knowing any of the details with Yakety Sax

An incomplete history of me being somewhat grouchy at a handful of movie premieres I wrote a silly little book once – out of print, who cares – and in that silly little book I documented a moment when I was expected to review a film based on seeing it at its premiere. Sometimes they...

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Cards Against Humanity settles trespass lawsuit against SpaceX | TechCrunch Cards Against Humanity, the irreverent party game company known for its provocative humor, has settled its trespassing lawsuit against SpaceX, one year

SCOOP: One year after filing a lawsuit against SpaceX for trespassing on land it owns in Texas, Cards Against Humanity has quietly settled with Musk's rocket company.


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Design matters.

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

lmaooooo