cold on a cob

Reddit ad for an "artificial intelligence lawyer"

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

Postadone - provides withdrawal dopamine when no one likes your deranged posts

I feel like this should be widely available over-the-counter medication / by @mcfadden.bsky.social
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Screenshot of an email in Gmail with a Zoom meeting invite, clearly labeled with a start time of 3pm. The first of Google's suggested auto-replies is "See you at 4pm!"

Google is spending $185 billion on AI this year alone

Not that I know of, I saw it in the theatre a week ago, but definitely check it out when it's available

Send Help also plays out this way. Love both films.

in your dying moments you see a Jackie Chan style closing credits blooper reel of all the times you hurt yourself

Weinermobile

Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport

cropped : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Original 35 mm Slide cover art

Here is a larger scanned version for those interested in Neuromancer.

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A photo of Frodo speaking with Gandalf in the Mines of Moria: "I wish it had not happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But the Dow is over 50,000."

Kendra "Kenny" The Kid @kendrawcandraw Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah 3:52 PM • 2022-02-27

Jason's hockey mask against a dark background captioned I don't always CH CH CH CH but when I do, I AH AH AH AH

happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate

"Thursday the 20th" simpsons meme but instead it's Jason Vorhees and the gold necklace says "Friday the 13th"

the Wall Street Journal article "The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores" from 2/10/2026 with "splurging on ... rotisserie chickens" highlighted

two days ago, the WSJ described young people as "splurging on" rotisserie chicken, the $6 item that, by weight, is the cheapest meat at the grocery store. the ruling class tells each other with increasing desperation that we deserve what they're doing to us

my Denny's grand slam breakfast was neither grand nor slam 😑

"Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Charese"

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

Still from Sherlock. Him using his Mind Palace powers to conjure up the words "Liberty Bell Fraternite Pattern Liberty" in front of him.

Still from The Good Doctor. Him using his Mind Palace powers to conjure up medical info in front of him.

Still from Stranger Than Fiction. Him using his Mind Palace powers to conjure up the words "1 bowl, 1 spoon, 2 forks, 3 cups" in front of him with accompanying icons.

The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.

a poorly drawn cat with squared ears, rectangular eyes, and a triangular nose, resembling an 8-bit character

a white cat sitting behind a grid patterned glass window that transforms its face into square segments. the distortion makes the cat look pixelated!

thank u mister president i’ll check it out

A black and white drawing of a callipygian blonde woman in armor cutting the head off of what looks like a pterodactyl

A black and white drawing of a bunch of heavily armed orc warriors with ridiculously round and juicy asses

What made Frank Frazetta so great is that in addition to his obvious technical skill, he had such a clear artistic vision. And that vision was of a fantasy world full of perfect asses. Even when he drew Lord Of The Rings it looks like it could be cover art for TailEnds magazine (that's a real thing)

Getting the cadence this wrong should be a jailable offense

half star review for melani's that says they're showing this movie on airlines and people are still walking out

goddamn

"That's all I can stands, cuz I can't stands n'more!"
[popeye pushes the down button on his standing desk and it slowly whirrs to life]

screenshot of a reddit post in r/nursing Photo of a hospital hallway where staff in scrubs stand with their hands clasped and heads bowed

As seen on r/nursing

Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence to honor him

I got a can't standing desk for work because I can't stand it

"That's all I can stands, cuz I can't stands n'more!"
[popeye pushes the down button on his standing desk and it slowly whirrs to life]

deleting signal now that i know it's compromised. find me on blackberry pin 4d3d3d3