The way the push is peeking out/spilling over is making me feral

Thank you Ani for this thirst trap

Need BlueSky to add a “did you mean to include a picture dumbass” feature

Would help if I included the picture omg

I did my time as a bartender in college and I don’t care about bastardizing drinks

I am not above premade cocktail mixes bc I’m lazy and hate buying a bunch of ingredients for a drink I will make a handful of times a year

This kinda fucks with a little bit of sugar free vanilla syrup and a little cream (and the vodka ofc)

Don’t listen to everyone else, do it bc I’m genuinely curious

It might be disgusting but it COULD be divine

Me as your intimacy coordinator

Honestly I’ve heard being tied up has a similar effect and I’m like damn maybe I should tie myself up

Cum jokes aside this is a very cute and silly concept I love them

It’s a very round about way of saying it’s cum I’ll see myself out

For the confused:

“Are we human or are we dancer” is a line from the Killers song

Cloud dancer = Pantone color of the year that looks like cum

This is a multi level joke that is stupid for many reasons

Are we Snowmen
Or are we (Cloud) Dancer?

That cock is so pretty I kinda want to sketch it

Well I never actually met the guy I just voted for him so it’s really no biggie

Actually it’s more “deflect, do NOT reflect”

Sydney Sweeney school of reflection and deflection

The girls have been really committed to saying nothing with so many words lately

I wish all porn accounts who don’t tag the creators a very bad case of indigestion

It must be said. Just be who you are.

It’s perspective

When the world needed her most she disappeared

In front of 18 year old children smh!!!!!

I love it bc it makes me think of this

Sorry for reposting porn on your feed but pls can anyone tell me who is in that video I just reposted

It wouldn’t let me quote post and it didn’t have a source but I want to knowwwww

Where the hell are these beautiful boys with their asses hanging out of their cars, when I'm on the road?? 🍑👅👅👅🍆💦

Love it!

Honestly having flashbacks to the annoying posts that surfaced when BG3 won over Spider-Man 2

Kojima making a face when E33 won
KCD2 communications director saying they were robbed

Give E33 a second game of the year award to spite them

Not enough 😔 but I know it in my heart to be true

I guess my evidence is that he is French