I wasn’t gonna say it but lmao yes

Anna camp sharing a post mocking the boycott of Scream 7

And this energy is why your legacy will always be that one who threw up in pitch perfect

Also I think Leon being too powerful made sections fly by quicker + there was little outside of gunning through enemies no environmental puzzles and even the sniper segment was really basic

Also supposedly there was another entire city section that was cut

But I was surprised given the currency system there were no optional challenge requests or enemy hunts - just random bracelets to pick up for bonus

I (say this with love) genuinely think they had to push it out before it was ready due to the length of development and all the changes

Several big encounters felt not fully baked and like some types of enemies should have been populated throughout the city and not just for one time events.

We all know this would not go over well with the general fan base though

She would feel more like a character with agency and personal stakes and less of a second fiddle. And you could experience her growing to trust Chris as he supports her and then feel that earned support she gives back in his arc - and it would feel like an actual living place and not a backdrop

We could see Sheva interact with locals just before and then after she is joined by Chris and actually feel the shift in their demeanor and their initial wariness - and really learn the weight she carries in feeling responsible for protecting these communities she belongs to

After Jill reveal we would play out the flashback that was add on DLC and then once we return to present day you would be Chris

My dream rewrite for RE5 Remake would be to have it start from the perspective of Sheva and it be her story meeting this American special agent she has been assigned to be partners with and then shifts to Chris once it is revealed that he unknowingly has his own personal connections to the situation

Need a Jill Ada moment where they are both like “you’re kind of a bitch but real recognize real”

Tho Jill would not overlook the Umbrella/corporate greed bootlicking like Leon does

Village as 1st may seem odd but it’s the most well rounded experience imo. Love the hub concept with new optional things in between return trips, satisfying to progressively open up shortcuts, fun combat that isn’t too easy or hard on first runs. Good enemy variety, bosses use environment

Some excellent moments in Leon sections but honestly many of his were short due to length and him being over powered. Would have benefited from additional puzzles, optional challenge requests in the open area like special enemy hunts. Bosses were largely brute force and lacked complexity.

Zombie vibeo games

Current (controversial?) personal ranking of the modern run of RE Games based on overall experience/vibes/replayability/satisfaction of gameplay - on an individual level, NOT on the basis how good of a remake they are

Literally could not decide on a spot for 9 without breaking it into two parts

And I’ll admit a lot of those thoughts are the result of having done recent replays of other entries an seeing areas that felt like a step back from what was accomplished before. But I think this game went through so many changes in dev they hit a point where they just had to get it out

Finished Resident Evil Requiem - overall really great experience

I have an essay worth of thoughts that will probably sound like complaints/criticisms but I only have them because I loved what they were cooking and see the potential. With some tweaks this could have possibly been my favorite entry

First half of RE9 - nearly perfect, some things I’d change but not really complaints

Back half I have some thoughts so far but I need to finish the entire thing before I can say

Still an excellent game and having an overall blast

I don’t like dipping cookie things into liquids and then biting it feels so wrong to me

A hot coffee with a biscotti can be so personal

Taking a sip after taking a bite to soften it in your mouth 😍

They definitely give him some longer sections in the back half but I was really surprised at HOW short the first couple of his were. I wanted to enjoy the rainy city a little bit more

The Resident Evil 9 experience without context

But I DONT bc it wouldn’t actually be helpful I would probably just look like a dick

College friend posted a picture of her baby with the caption “Mr steal your girl” and I had to fight to keep myself from replying “what if the baby is gay” or “stop grooming your baby to like girls” bc I think it’s kinda funny to woke police as a bit sometimes even if there is truth to it

Genuinely nothing is more fun than having a guy blind folded and not knowing when you are going to give him pleasure or surprise him with slap (consensually)

Like 80% pleasure with 20% evil mixed in there

Giving for sure - I enjoy an occasional slap but nothing that ventures into the realm of masochism

Who am I kidding I love that kind of thing

When he asks me to slap it hard until he cums but all I really want is to just love and cherish and adore it 😢

Which like yes you can buy frozen but I don’t have a conveniently close Asian grocery

I should really learn how to make Siu Mai bc it’s my fav and usually the reason I cave and order out

Well now I feel like the laziest boy for getting dim sum delivery tonight when there are beautiful men out there making their own

(It was so worth it though)