Lleee

your moment of not calm

A person dressed in a horse skull and sheet as the mari lwyd. Unknown photographer.

'2026 is the year of the horse.'
The horse:

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Yearly reminder that you CAN just become a different person, you're not as imprisoned in your life as you think. You can just be the one who dresses nice or exercises or reads a lot, or whatever. You can just start doing it, some people might make fun of you but they don't really care.

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing

image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads: Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."

a portait of the Creature from Guillermo del Toros Frankenstein. He is framed by a variety of symbols and scenes from the film in a vaguely art nouveau manner. He reaches up toward a yellow butterfly.

my first (of likely many) pieces of #frankenstein2025 fanart.

Thank you maestro, @realgdt.bsky.social I know there are many who love this film, but I felt so seen, and so held, despite the anguish of simply being alive.

IT’S FALL TIME ‼️

#deer #inktober
2025-10-19

Drawtober Day 18: Not-Deer
#drawtober #Halloweenie

- Estinien

Pretty sure we’re living one

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

I loved my tongue piercing. It marked the moment I realized I could just do the things I never thought I'd do.

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off

An image of the body of a dinosaur appears on a computer monitor. A parakeet peeks out from behind, perfectly aligned with where the dinosaur's head would be

@vicmmic.bsky.social

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

he didn't realize at first but when someone told him he shrugged and kept eating

"Why did people dress better in the past?"

Because people were mean to you if you didn't dress up! That is always the answer to that question!

"Why are the lawns so nice in this neighborhood?"

People there are mean to those with messy lawns! Social stigma is the tradeoff! Always!

Every truly evil person has had a mindset that boils down to "people suck." It justifies anything under the guise of "They'd do the same to me!"

So if you feel a "people suck" mindset seeping into your brain, you should react the way you would to a smoke alarm at 3 am. You are in danger!

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

😒

Paul, where can I get that hoodie

"Yup, there's your problem. You've mistaken arbitrary norms specific to your social group for sacred immutable truths and it has driven you insane."

I don't have money for ALL of this but things I would pay money for:
Pets
OCs
DnD/RP scenes
Multiverse RP ships
Updated cryptidsona
Daemons
Discord icons
AU Family portrait
Tattoos I have ideas for but can't draw myself