Norm Wilner

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

We've created a conversation!

It's probably best to walk away at this point, yeah

hitting us with the tariffs and we hit you with 11-0 in the 4th

Did the Yankees insult Martin Short or something

"Actually, Martin Scorsese directed POLTERGEIST"

Like a rock tumbler in there, I imagine

I mean, come on

The riffs don't come as naturally these days, do they

It would cost like $35 to set up a webcam showing a live shot of Portland, where absolutely none of this is happening, that our media, if it had any dignity whatsoever, would immediately split screen to every time he starts saying this.

Eat fresh fruit. Like, enjoy what's available to you when it's there. Your palate dulls, food production changes, and you never know what's going to disappear.

America is never coming back from this.

I didn't realise you could delete the Discovery feed because they don't call it deleting. You unpin it. But it's the same effect, it's gone and you don't accidentally click on it any more.

That must have been a fun one. You got Alice Cooper!

Oh yeah, to end with DIRECTED BY JOHN CARPENTER on that cut to black ..?

It just keeps going! I remember wondering if he was going to stretch them out through the whole picture.

... a church sale, huh? Interesting.

Watched PRINCE OF DARKNESS for the first time in a long while. I love the slow burn of it all, and the way the scientists' various levels of disbelief and cynicism evaporate once everyone starts having The Dream.

And the goo, of course. I love all the goo.

ALL of it. It's glorious, really.

I know, it weirded me out too!

I don't know if NIGHT is my favorite horror movie, but it's in the top three. Endlessly rewatchable, insidiously simple and a master class on how to turn your limitations into strengths. Watch it again, you'll see.

Half a dozen ghouls walk toward a burning pickup truck in a black-and-white still from NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD was released on this very day 57 years ago, so here's my review of the beautiful @criterion.bsky.social 4K release. shiny-things.ghost.io/rural-escape...

I would honestly love to see them trot out a double who immediately gives the game away by speaking in coherent sentences.

darn it, proof of life

"On this, the second anniversary of the most horrific attack on the Jewish people in modern history ..."

I love the little ones, those are the sets that always pick up the alien broadcasts.

Surge pricing?

I'd forgotten all about that one! Will have to revisit it at some point.

Oof, yeah.

Aw, MUTE WITNESS. So much fun.