Norm Wilner

FLESH GORDON actually predates it! But somehow there are moments in FLASH that are more ... pervy.

Doesn't appear to be streaming at the moment, but you can find the Blu-ray pretty much everywhere used discs are sold ...

There MUST be one.

This sucks. Hire Matt to write for you. (I'm also available, by the way.)

I was pretty proud of that one, yeah.

The entire production design is ridiculous, in the best possible way.

You know, it kinda holds up.

We first met exactly 24 years ago tonight, so obviously I am showing @kateatherley.bsky.social FLASH GORDON for the first time.

She's not handling it well.

I assume he threw a tantrum about having to attend, and the only way to calm him down was to give him his special hat.

If SNW just transitions into STAR TREK: YEAR ONE in its final season, I don't think anyone would have a problem with that. Let the crew switch out slowly!

Don't speak their names in the same sentence, that's like begging the Candyman to knock on your mirror.

SHE IS NOT HAPPY

One of those clips where you really have to watch the whole thing, because reading the most egregious quote in the rant doesn’t fully capture how 1) racist, and 2) cognitively impaired the president is.

NOTED

Certainly wouldn't put it past them.

I like the head loll, that's new

I might be willing to do that in April.

A very serious medium brown dog stares at something through a patio door. Visible outside is an open storage been which had previously contained a raccoon, with a green watering can and a long, heavy plastic lattice propped up against a fence to the right of the bin.

So, for clarification: Sometime last night this raccoon dragged the heavy plastic lattice which had been laid across the bin entirely clear of it, along with the green watering can that had been weighted on top of it. (I propped the lattice up against the fence before I opened the bin just now.)

A raccoon peeks its head out of a storage box.

I thought we'd talked about this.

We've moved so far beyond satire, you guys

They never say what day it is, do they?

If you don't turn your clocks forward, the Gooderham Man will come and twist your head like the little thingie on a wristwatch!

"It isn't bothering me as much these days" is not a viable campaign slogan.

Yeah, but when Clare does it I actually believe her.

"He does his best" yes, but he is also very bad at the things at which he does his best so what does that tell you

He kind of is, honestly

Probably too busy working three jobs to afford an apartment here.

Do not cry, citizen. It is the only choice.

Too late! I've already announced my resignation!

She always thinks she's making a point, though.

Two wealthy men in cricket whites pretend to like each other

I mean ...