Norm Wilner

There's one I see at Parliament and Shuter when I'm walking the dog every morning. The people seem to be looking for something they'll never find.

I figured!

That's fine! It's fine! I've watched it on big screens and small screens, but I'd never pretend it's the same experience! Because I'm not, you know, a liar!

This is how you get Christopher Nolan to rise from the ocean and lay waste to your city

Oh, I guarantee you he does not.

That is the greatest menu board I have ever seen.

A great pleasure to visit Shysters, the only hot dog stand run by an IRS lawyer in a suit. Plus, he serves the "correct" hot dog Chicago style.

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

A sweet brown dog curled up with a yellow pillow on a dark gray sofa.

Winnie gets it. Winnie has couch.

The original Let's Go Brandon. They think they're being clever and everybody else just suddenly needs to be literally anywhere else.

That’s why you need to identify it as propaganda - they want you to be afraid, but they’re guys you can beat. They’re guys you can chase out of your towns. Believing they’re implementing fascism and not just creating fascism-flavored content gives them power. Call it what it is and you deflate them.

Rowlf and Gosling would be a fun hang.

Quote with your model of masculinity.

It's MARTYRS, but with speedballs instead of torture

... fine, I'll just put CASABLANCA: RESURRECTION back on the shelf then

BILL AND CASABLANCA'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

There's a great documentary on the Shout Selects 4K release that basically acknowledges Zemeckis made every third shot ten times more difficult by coming up with some wild idea that he insisted was Hitchcockian but was just really complicated.

Some of them are great, though ...

2 CASA 2 BLANCA

CASABLANCA AND WALTER GO TO NEW YORK

A screenshot of an email form Netflix where I’ve highlighted the part where they’ve shared the HBO properties they’re excited about. The text reads: We recently announced that Netflix will acquire Warner Bros., including its film and television studios, HBO Max and HBO. This unites our leading entertainment service with Warner Bros.’ iconic stories, bringing some of the world’s most beloved franchises like Harry Potter, Friends, The Big Bang Theory, Casablanca, Game of Thrones and the DC Universe together with Stranger Things, Wednesday, Squid Game, Bridgerton and KPop Demon Hunters.

I just got the email from Netflix about the potential sale and I am laughing so hard bc even tho I know it’s not, why does this feel like a burn on WB (you’re not gonna call out The Pitt????)

Who doesn't love the CASABLANCA franchise?

CASABLANCA'S ELEVEN
CASABLANCA: BADLANDS
CASABLANCA IN SPACE
CASABLANCA GOES TO MONTE CARLO

Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations

So he had two reasons to take ivermectin

Ooh, that DOES look delicious! Glad it worked!

I cannot believe the way I giggled at that just now, I am in my goddamn late fifties

If it has English text on the Death Star screens, I shall die a happy man.

(Decades later, ideally, but you see what I'm saying.)

It’s great that the Finch LRT is finally opening. I just wouldn’t have invited the Grim Reaper to hold the plaque at the launch event.

We can't join you there, but we'll be happy to see you here!

I say, give him more prizes! Make him stay up late for the ceremonies! We all know what we want from it!

I'm so glad this is still a valid unit of measurement. It makes me smile every time.