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Consultant! Writer! Host! SEMcast, Secret Movie Club, SHINY THINGS. I can probably help you with your movie. He/him. https://linktr.ee/normwilner

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Hmm, that's the same time they currently have for ours!

12.08.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bizarre. I hope it works out, though! Our restoration time keeps getting bumped by a day ... every day.

12.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Korean hot dogs come with their own darts.

12.08.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they give you any sense of why yours went down, or how long it'll take to get back up?

12.08.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Skynet had a point.

11.08.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... Reagan's election in 1980?

11.08.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm inclined to agree. Hug the dog, both of you. It always helps.

11.08.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

of all the things you hear about this situation, there are only two that matter: first, it happened bc an idiot who calls himself Big Balls got beat up by a girl, and second, this:

11.08.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1123    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4

This may not be the worst timeline but it's certainly the most pathetic.

11.08.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no way to win! But I'm happy it's there.

11.08.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's EXCELLENT news.

11.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't live in the Annex!

11.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's in the Beach. And I understand the cinema will still mostly screen documentaries.

11.08.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WESTERN edge? Insanity!

11.08.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! Everybody knows it goes all the way to the Metro!

11.08.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course you do.

11.08.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does he live in the Annex? I thought he was further north.

11.08.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not even in jest, Jesse, not even in jest

11.08.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I -really- get this, as someone whose default position in any sort of business transaction is "don't pretend we're friends".

11.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thinking Atwood, she's got that TESTAMENTS money.

11.08.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Killer Yogurt and Creepy Corpses In which Norm spins up Arrow's new editions of Larry Cohen's THE STUFF and Ole Bornedal's NIGHTWATCH double-feature.

New SHINY THINGS just dropped, celebrating @arrowvideo.bsky.social's new releases of two genre favorites (and a sequel). Enough is never enough!

11.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not so much that I liked that turn of events -- in a perfect world, I'd have rather Rian Johnson came back and made it his own -- but that once Abrams was directing this was the best anyone could expect.

11.08.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not at all! I'm delighted for you!

11.08.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw, that's great! Congratulations!

11.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
11.08.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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uh why did there need to be those troops in january 2021 exactly? please be specific

11.08.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 786    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 7

Fair enough!

11.08.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A purchased title, no doubt [sniffs in derision]

11.08.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
National Post headline that reads: IDF kills Hamas terror cell leader posing as β€˜Al Jazeera’ journalist.

National Post headline that reads: IDF kills Hamas terror cell leader posing as β€˜Al Jazeera’ journalist.

Some pure evil from The National Post. Note the quotes. I wonder if the journalists who penned this gave a thought to how normalizing the murder of journalists by calling them terrorists might someday bite them, or someone else whose basic humanity they recognize, in the ass.

11.08.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

Jesus christ. Even from the Post, I'd expect better.

11.08.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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