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Consultant! Writer! Programmer! Host! SEMcast, SHINY THINGS, ex-Secret Movie Clubber. I can probably help you with your movie. He/him. https://linktr.ee/normwilner

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Oh, for the love of god.

05.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And Mags Bennett has a drink waiting for him.

05.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A man in a gray blazer stands in a doorway looking confused as two other men with very serious expressions sidle up behind him.

A man in a gray blazer stands in a doorway looking confused as two other men with very serious expressions sidle up behind him.

"Hey, they found your blankie! It's right through here."

05.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
A man in a suit poses with freshly fired lickspittle Kristi Noem at the right side of a stage against a backdrop of five American flags.

A man in a suit poses with freshly fired lickspittle Kristi Noem at the right side of a stage against a backdrop of five American flags.

Session has ended to big applause and god-bless-yous. Noem posed for photos before being escorted off "to the motorcade," which is presumably now just a golf cart with a couple of USA ALL THE WAY stickers on the back.

05.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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LIVE: Kristi Noem speaks at conference Kristi Noem is sharing her first remarks after being ousted from the Department of Homeland Security.

Kristi Noem is still taking questions from friendly cops at the Major Cities Conference, talking about the things the DHS will do to help them be big strong men and fight sanctuary cities. No one is brave enough to tell her she's been fired. This is hysterically funny.

05.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 30    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 2

They love a laugh line, that's their whole thing!

05.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doesn't seem to have happened yet but someone DID just ask her "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

05.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I have no sympathy for anyone in Trump's world, but I do feel a little for the intern who has to come up with whatever the hell this Glorious Golden Shield of the Americas thing is by Sunday.

05.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wouldn't be upset with that at all!

05.03.2026 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is genuinely possible that Kristi Noem is giving a live speech right now while completely unaware that the President has just fired her by tweet.

05.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 137    🔁 25    💬 3    📌 1

Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

05.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You CAN do worse than Kristi Noem! So there!

05.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 27    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Feels unlikely, though -- Trump favors dynamic, demonstrative egomaniacs!

05.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what chocolate is for.

05.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump would never fire a Kennedy, that's the family he most wants to like him.

05.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm glad you're no longer on the boom plane, at least. Hang in there.

05.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

An excellent start.

05.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

He needs to play more ineffectual cops, I can totally see that energy.

05.03.2026 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

... was John Mulaney there?

05.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very possibly the funniest thing Matt Johnson has ever done in front of an audience, which is REALLY saying something.

05.03.2026 16:49 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The GDT/Charlie Day nexus is a consistent delight, and also gives us a non-zero chance of Del Toro wandering over to TED LASSO someday.

05.03.2026 16:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Poor Max. It's so messy out there.

05.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hard to focus on your speech when the letters won't stop shaking, man

05.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I assumed it was all the snow melting, releasing all the decomposing garbage underneath into the air. My sinuses are acting up the way they always do during a big thaw.

05.03.2026 14:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I would also accept "Sam Waterston, who's just been stung by a bee"

05.03.2026 14:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Craig T. Nelson after being hit in the face by a foul ball

05.03.2026 14:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's not even the best moment of the series! Except that it also kind of is.

05.03.2026 14:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Any nominee is an acceptable winner as as long as Diane Warren wasn't involved. Gotta keep the bit going.

05.03.2026 14:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

... actually

05.03.2026 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's been a rough week, so here is one of the greatest things ever aired on network television.

05.03.2026 13:38 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0