Gabrielle Cornish

This has always worked super well, just google “CIA Afghanistan 1979” to find out more!

Several Eastman performance facility allegedly had a habit of siccing their students who’d fully bought into their cult of personality on other students, TAs, and faculty they didn’t like. I got it from a French horn undergrad once for having the audacity to suggest orchestras should program women!

*stares in I, too, went to Eastman and am not in the slightest bit surprised that upper admin bullied, threatened, and gaslit Novak because that is simply Eastman upper admin’s MO* 😳

The universe is playing a sick joke on me by giving me the stomach bug on the day my book draft was originally supposed to be due

I know that one

See, it’s shit like this that makes me wish I believed in hell, because surely there is no earthly punishment fit for someone who insider trades mass killing.

I would rather end MY history than listen to this

Sadly, everyone who works for FIFA lacks the part of the brain that controls shame. It’s a whole severance thing, you have to get it removed before you can get onto payroll 😔

This blew up my family group chat yesterday. Elmira is still Elmira after all these years 🥰

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

I ultimately decided not to add “did all this while living in a fascist police state under an authoritarian regime that hates all that I am and everything I stand for” to my third-year review but honestly I do think I should get bonus points for that

"actually, there was no school, it was a school they bombed themselves, there was a military base beneath a school - all these things are 100% true at once, but also one thing's for sure, they were Iranians, and so isn't it rather suspicious that you care about whether or not they live or die?"

Guys he's not starting a war to distract from the Epstein files. He's starting a war because he wants to start a war. Killing people in other countries makes him horny. If it also distracts from the Epstein files, great, but he doesn't really give a shit either way.

It sure would be a bummer if Iran retaliated by hacking the US and giving everyone an 850 credit score and eliminating student debt 🤞🤞

Awww good for you for getting ‘em started young! :)

A government of, by, and for unfuckable chuds

Bluesky this, twitter that: look, I know in my bones that if I were still on twitter, I would have seen at least three unlovable fascist chuds by now posting about “bombsmaxxing” or “regime change mogging” or whatever, so I’d call that a point for this platform.

The dumbest, most degraded death cult.

Sure would be nice to have some checks and balances right now

just circling back...

He’s been at the front so long, yet she’s still patiently, faithfully waiting 😭

I swear, every single time I play The Chicks’ “Travelin’ Soldier,” she poses like she’s waiting for her husband to return from the war.

Just a few more days to submit proposals for the Music & Labor Symposium (May 15­–17 at the Friday Harbor Laboratories at the University of Washington)!

Details at the link -- please share widely. I'd love to review lots of proposals! (Yes, really!)

careers.amsmusicology.org/opportunity/...

This looks amazing!!

Permission to stew granted 🫡

I first thought "there aren't words" when I first saw this story. but there are

Is it not illegal to impersonate a police officer?