Gabrielle Cornish

See, it’s shit like this that makes me wish I believed in hell, because surely there is no earthly punishment fit for someone who insider trades mass killing.

I would rather end MY history than listen to this

Sadly, everyone who works for FIFA lacks the part of the brain that controls shame. It’s a whole severance thing, you have to get it removed before you can get onto payroll 😔

This blew up my family group chat yesterday. Elmira is still Elmira after all these years 🥰

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

I ultimately decided not to add “did all this while living in a fascist police state under an authoritarian regime that hates all that I am and everything I stand for” to my third-year review but honestly I do think I should get bonus points for that

"actually, there was no school, it was a school they bombed themselves, there was a military base beneath a school - all these things are 100% true at once, but also one thing's for sure, they were Iranians, and so isn't it rather suspicious that you care about whether or not they live or die?"

Guys he's not starting a war to distract from the Epstein files. He's starting a war because he wants to start a war. Killing people in other countries makes him horny. If it also distracts from the Epstein files, great, but he doesn't really give a shit either way.

It sure would be a bummer if Iran retaliated by hacking the US and giving everyone an 850 credit score and eliminating student debt 🤞🤞

Awww good for you for getting ‘em started young! :)

A government of, by, and for unfuckable chuds

Bluesky this, twitter that: look, I know in my bones that if I were still on twitter, I would have seen at least three unlovable fascist chuds by now posting about “bombsmaxxing” or “regime change mogging” or whatever, so I’d call that a point for this platform.

The dumbest, most degraded death cult.

Sure would be nice to have some checks and balances right now

just circling back...

He’s been at the front so long, yet she’s still patiently, faithfully waiting 😭

I swear, every single time I play The Chicks’ “Travelin’ Soldier,” she poses like she’s waiting for her husband to return from the war.

Just a few more days to submit proposals for the Music & Labor Symposium (May 15­–17 at the Friday Harbor Laboratories at the University of Washington)!

Details at the link -- please share widely. I'd love to review lots of proposals! (Yes, really!)

careers.amsmusicology.org/opportunity/...

This looks amazing!!

Permission to stew granted 🫡

I first thought "there aren't words" when I first saw this story. but there are

Is it not illegal to impersonate a police officer?

Do I thank Alysa Liu in my book acknowledgments? Because I’ve watched her freeskate routine approximately five times a day since it came out to try to feel that kind of unbridled, fearless joy as I approach my manuscript deadline next week and it has honestly helped.

The author of the article clearly got his facts about Albania (never under Stalin’s rule) and the Soviet Union by asking ChatGPT “how would Ronald Reagan describe the USSR,” but the highlight to me is this random Buffalo woman hanging a “Bills Mafia” flag and confusing/scaring her neighbors.

first in my line of critical universi-tees

Suddenly a whole lot of bootlicking politicians are very upset about the use of lethal force against a fishing vessel

Shoutout to the real hero of me trying to finish my book this week