Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era)

Yep! I never watched it either, but he loved it as a kid.

Husband: No one talks about "Manimal" anymore, and that's a shame.

Let's just do some breathing exercises with AAAAAAA
#dragon

Husband's coworker (age: early 20's):
[listening to the "Ghostbusters" song] Hey, when this song came out, did "Bustin' makes me feel good" mean the same thing it does now?"

I really, really, REALLY want to shoot a flaming arrow at something.

Not because I want to burn something, I just want to shoot a flaming arrow.

Me: have you ever noticed how much easier it is to stand on 1 foot when you sneeze than it is to stay on both feet?

Him: *deep sigh*

Feh, it's another gray day out there.

Poutine consumed 🍟🧀

Made a batch of brownies with about 3 years worth of kief today (God knows how that's gonna work out, but if it's like the mac & cheese I made that time, we'll be immobile), we're gonna make a big batch of poutine for dinner, and we're gonna be sports entertained tonight in the best way possible.

Who knew a bad wig would look so much better when I'm in clown form?

You know what? Just once I'd like to wake up in the morning and not feel like I'm the problem.

JFC, my dude, get a grip.

"Current paper sanitation products can not handle the fervor with which you eat a burger."

-husband

Illo of a celestial person reaching up to grab a star. Based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in 1995. Drawn by gdbeeart in autumn 2021, photoshop.

Grasp, based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in the 90s

We ordered a laser toy for Podrick and I can't wait until it gets here this week because that boy is going to contribute to my next breakdown if he doesn't knock off with the obsessive cord chewing, climbing behind the tv, and need to chase Pippin.

A censored pic of my mom's fresh pedicure and text where I tell her she could make $50 on the right websites.

Nice weather yesterday.
Nicer weather to come today.

#flowarts #moodhoops #leviwand

Today I also learned NYX's liquid lipstick might leave a mark on the knobs when you faceplant into the stove, but never smeared on my face.

Today I learned that if I bang my elbow in just the wrong spot, I'll faint.

Went outside for a quick live stream last night and it was lovely ✨

#poi #flowarts

Oh lawd she spinning.

#flowarts #poi

Joey if you're hurtin', so am i

I mean, the pants started life as a duvet cover, the fringe is just icing on the cake at that point.

The floral genie pants and a 3-wolf moon shirt were a choice 💕

#flowarts #poi

Bat pants and poi

#flowarts

I'm really trying to get outside more.

#poi #flowarts

An orange kitten sleeps on a tattooed woman's chest.

So snuggly 🥰

Netflix announces final season of Stranger Things will consist of six 15-hour movies, released randomly over the next decade “It’s really less of a season of television and more of an ongoing threat.”

Netflix announces final season of Stranger Things will consist of six 15-hour movies, released randomly over the next decade

Update: He's now twice the size, and the sucking continues. He crawls under the blankets around 5am, demanding a hand to cuddle/assault. EVERY MORNING.

Husband has started saying "blessed be the fruit" every time his Gros Michel joker survives a Balatro round.