adam 🍋

wait this one sorta makes it look like he died and now he’s watching over us

imagine if we woke up tomorrow to the news that it had finally happened

omg you think i’m a bitch? 😍😍

it’s only gay if you don’t get a little handsy

oh good !!!!!!

yes i even asked acorn to try :(

oooh, interesting—i’m on daily pantoprazole, which i believe works differently? it helped for awhile but, lately, it’s felt more like it’s turning the music down rather than simply turning it off 🥲

nope! i can’t eat gluten or most dairy so italian is often a no-go from the get-go

i’ve been working on cutting off food intake earlier in the evening bc i thought that was the only possible explanation left, but alas 😭

oh yes, my emotional support water bottle is the one thing i seem to be able to keep track of most of the time

hmmm *glances at the raging inferno of civilization as we know it actively burning to the ground* yeah idk

why am *i*, as someone who is on acid reflux medication, sleeping on an incline pillow, regularly exercising, AND consistently eating a healthy diet, experiencing sm heartburn this week 🤡

i apparently got removed when i blocked so im no longer in the top 10 :(

fight back

i blocked so maybe it removed it lol i was just like ok if you don’t want to see my posts then there are options for that instead of whatever the heck this is !!!

i want one

@himbiologist.bsky.social we are in this together

Screenshot of a BlueSky list that is titled “annoying online”

got added to this list and there are literally only ten people on it 🩷 #top10

the knife here makes me LAUGH

🥺❤️

Puppy paws poking out behind a white door with a hallway and a blue runner stretching behind.

nty ima sleep behind the door while u do that

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if u listen closely u can hear merlin coming panting and then deciding he’s not interested lmao

when ur having a bad day do you write a song about it or are u normal

omg are u mad at me

omw do u wanna be big spoon or little spoon

omg that was sick bro let’s do a dorian next

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there are usually a few more a’s

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