💎 Rex The Guardian 💎 Hero Vtuber

we really are living through The Onion articles huh?

RexTheGuardian - Twitch Just a Guy With Powers Trying to Make The World a Better Place.

www.twitch.tv/rextheguardian "I wanted to show them something that wasn't an Illusion. Something that was real, they could see and touch." -John Hammond
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RexTheGuardian - Twitch Just a Guy With Powers Trying to Make The World a Better Place.

www.twitch.tv/rextheguardian "I wanted to show them something that wasn't an Illusion. Something that was real, they could see and touch." -John Hammond
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I DID NOTHING

RexTheGuardian - Twitch Just a Guy With Powers Trying to Make The World a Better Place.

WE BE RACING! www.twitch.tv/rextheguardian
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RexTheGuardian - Twitch Just a Guy With Powers Trying to Make The World a Better Place.

WE BE RACING! www.twitch.tv/rextheguardian
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So I just read the new issue of #DinosaurSanctuary and I gotta ask
HOW DOES A STORY ABOUT A BLIND DINOSAUR DO BETTER AT REPPING LIVING WITH A DISABILITY THAN LIKE 90% OF MEDIA?!
Seriously this series is awesome, give it a read if u havent yet

So I just read the new issue of #DinosaurSanctuary and I gotta ask
HOW DOES A STORY ABOUT A BLIND DINOSAUR DO BETTER AT REPPING LIVING WITH A DISABILITY THAN LIKE 90% OF MEDIA?!
Seriously this series is awesome, give it a read if u havent yet

honestly goes hard

so TIL there are people tht fully believe a Gorilla could merk a Grizzly Bear. . .
Imma just. . . let tht sit. . .
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Ok so we spared SOME expense. . . www.twitch.tv/rextheguardian
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why do tech bros insist on making things that overcomplicate shit. Like I'm all for innovation and improvement. But you gotta actually IMPROVE. There's a reason "keep it simple stupid" is a saying. Don't overcomplicate something if theres a WAY simpler solution
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Or that one time tech bros tried to reinvent the train, by making it SIGNIFICANTLY worse. Part of innovation is IMPROVING on what came before, not making it stupidly complicated and even worse than what its trying to replace

Like with these new door locks, what was wrong with just a key? Why do new cars have a friggen electric button, and if the car battery's dead u cant get it open. What is the point of that over just a key?

why do tech bros insist on making things that overcomplicate shit. Like I'm all for innovation and improvement. But you gotta actually IMPROVE. There's a reason "keep it simple stupid" is a saying. Don't overcomplicate something if theres a WAY simpler solution
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its not like ive told u this, FOR LIKE A MONTH

"No Patrick, Megalodon isn't still alive in the trenches. It literally could not exist in the modern oceans."

For context, I'm doing a build in JWE 3 that's in Japan. I wanted to pick animals that are find mainly in Asia. Wanted to use a lagoon so went to fact check if Meg teeth have been found there (i thought they were but wanted to make sure). AND HOLY SHIT the amount of dumb crap I saw

I stg, doing ANY fact checking on Megalodon is the BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS! I google ANYTHING about this bloated tuna and I get nothing but "MEG SPOTTED" bullshit. The fact I have to be SUPER careful about wording when looking up info on this Red Lobster special is so dumb.
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RexTheGuardian - Twitch Just a Guy With Powers Trying to Make The World a Better Place.

The Park Is TOTALLY SAFE GUYS! www.twitch.tv/rextheguardian
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RexTheGuardian - Twitch Just a Guy With Powers Trying to Make The World a Better Place.

The Park Is TOTALLY SAFE GUYS! www.twitch.tv/rextheguardian
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(idk the artist for this image pls lmk if u do)
Pt1: Y'know gonna be real for a sec, theres been alot going on lately, and Ive kinda had a realization. I had a fall out with a few people not to long ago, and I realized Im so much better off without them
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So I dont normally talk about current events, but because I'm the plane guy, HOW DID A REPEAT OF THE O'HARE CRASH HAPPEN?! Like an engine falling off isn't like u forgot a bolt and your tire fell off, THAT IS A BIBLICAL LEVEL OF FUCK UP. Tht's not JUST a firing, thats an arrest

like dude that is SUCH a massive fuck up, like there is NO way anyone can hit that level of fuck up in their ENTIRE life level of fuck up

Not saying it WAS intentional, but that is the level of incompetent, LET ALONE the SHEER amount of people that had to go through in order to just not be noticed is INSANE. Seriously this is more than a mass firing, this is a straight up mass arrest case with a MASSIVE lawsuit waiting to happen

Like just for context for HOW HARD it is for an engine to just FALL OFF. It's not like your car's engine. There are SO MANY friggen things holding that thing on, they check and recheck to make sure they don't just fall off the pylon. That is a MASSIVE fuck up, like borderline intentional level

So I dont normally talk about current events, but because I'm the plane guy, HOW DID A REPEAT OF THE O'HARE CRASH HAPPEN?! Like an engine falling off isn't like u forgot a bolt and your tire fell off, THAT IS A BIBLICAL LEVEL OF FUCK UP. Tht's not JUST a firing, thats an arrest

So gonna be 100%, the new tools that #JurassicWorldEvolution3 have given are SUCH a god send. Been testing moats and trenches, stuff that zoos actually use on dangerous animals, to see if those would actually work at keeping carnivores in check. So far its been SO useful