if they were transparent my entire body would look like people's faces smushed into panes of glass. my goddamn ass SEALS off the back side preventing water from flowing

these bathtubs in my apartment building are ass I'm pissed they didn't replace ours in the new apt during the renovation

I feel like people inherently understand you wouldn't care if it weren't for you, it could just be me

binary gender is moulded from sexist stereotypes anyway, you *get* to choose which ones you like having which is what makes it good

true

there is a song called "I <3 YOU" that was playing

they're playing some dance song with a white girl going OHUHOHUHOHUHOUUHOHUHHH with ridiculous vibrato

red Robin plays water writing gif music

its cold outside again yaaaaaaaay

Corey would call a song this

Michelle: ouuh is tjat a curtain I like exploring little crevases
your least favorite martian: THATS WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT! ANALVORE

people be writing song titles like "the ghost Jenga session with the gay skeletons in my gay closet"

you could be worrying too much and it's putting them off??? maybe??? /gen(notaccusation)

this is what Heimwärtz would look like running on an Irish Man Color

now we wish we had an Irish Folk cover of Heimwärtz

you're not really bad at all I don't get it either

No more fucking TV dinner those mashed potatoes tasted like tea flavored sand

the kind of deals that make you want to steal a catalytic converter

not real* just saying

riddle me this nintendo fans: why do i cry in my sleep?

tenna the kinda guy to remind you to feed your garbage disposal

more recent ones probably do! i'm going from a sharp carousel Circa 1995~2003 to a brand new fuckin microwave (and the basic input is actually *worse*)

like, they have every single ingredient??? they have red sauce, tortillas, beef, cheese...?? im confused honestly that they do not.

taco bell should sell enchiladas i want my slop bro

its ok the hungry man enchiladas taste ok if you dont smell them first (they smell STRONGLY like damp fucking wet dog ass corn tortilla). its ok i know who joe is.

"Nintedophile "

my microwave is for dumbfuck people like me that forget they put food in it it beeps like once a minute after its done

fucking JamesNintendoNerd image

remember to say chicken ass lamp don't get banned again