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Chris Edler

@crixsettler.bsky.social

If it has wheels, wings, or pinballs, I may know something about it.

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Did MTG get visited by 3 ghosts in the middle of the night recently?

16.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lolol

06.11.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A black cat sits in a basket on a shelf.

A black cat sits in a basket on a shelf.

time to put away the halloween decorations

02.11.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1924    πŸ” 270    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7

I spent an afternoon doing that to an old pinball machine. Made a huge difference in the cabinet colors.

31.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

28.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14266    πŸ” 4417    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 250
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Moderately Motivated Gen-Xer for Hire Forty-something professional seeks opportunity in an environment that is neither β€œfun,” β€œplayful,” nor β€œcollaborative;” minimal responsibility pref...

"Strengths include the ability to work independently for years or even decades with minimal feedback and/or praise, as well as a marked level of comfort working with antiquated systems, outdated standards, and unending group email chains."

10.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 18

A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. stands for A Cool Reminder Of Names You Memorize.

03.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Yeeeppppp

01.10.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom's a Trumper, I was helping her clean up her garage, and she was making sure I recycled glass and paper, being very nit picky about every piece. It took all my self-control not to explode and say her Trump vote undid her entire lifetime of careful recycling and nothing mattered now.

01.10.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
edited Nancy comic. Sluggo is walking with a lumpy stick over his shoulder saying, "Nancy wants to borrow my handle. She said She'd meet me on dis corner." as he approaches an advertisement for pav8 g stones with a picture of one big stone on it.

When Nancy arrives, he is standing so that the handle on his shoulder lines up with the pictured stone and looks like a lump-with-handle cow tool. Nancy warns, "Don't stand there, Sluggo - The cow will get you."

edited Nancy comic. Sluggo is walking with a lumpy stick over his shoulder saying, "Nancy wants to borrow my handle. She said She'd meet me on dis corner." as he approaches an advertisement for pav8 g stones with a picture of one big stone on it. When Nancy arrives, he is standing so that the handle on his shoulder lines up with the pictured stone and looks like a lump-with-handle cow tool. Nancy warns, "Don't stand there, Sluggo - The cow will get you."

careful, cowmrades

26.09.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 937    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Pretty sure those are GM keys. And the ANT----- might be Anti-lock brakes?

17.09.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Butt shit is definitely the worst kind of shit.

15.09.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I didn't even know there was a 2nd version?!?!?!

06.09.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet Where'd The Cheese Go would sound amazing on that system.

06.09.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Willow. She is the queen of side-eye at our house.

26.08.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
What are YOU looking at?

What are YOU looking at?

That is some serious side-eye.

26.08.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just said very similar words to an unsuspecting co-worker today. Felt pretty good.

04.08.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Since Mario Paint just got rereleased, I figure I should share this skunk TF video I made with Mario Paint and a VCR like 24 years ago back in 2001 🦨

29.07.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4

Amazing. Anyone who has ever used Mario Paint knows how much work went into this.

29.07.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Checking in from the Midwest...take the word "disabuse" out of that speech. It's a little too expensive a word to hit with the crowd out here. I like the passion though, its way past time to get angry.

26.07.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pritzker 1000%

26.07.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a good question

23.07.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! Yeah she's not quite unlocked everything yet, but she's on her way.

23.07.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't actually have to see the planes to "photograph" them in the game. You just have to click an icon of the plane as it flies over the camera lens on the game. The first time I played it, I thought you needed actual photos, it took me a few missed clicks to figure out what was happening.

23.07.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I showed SkyCards to my wife about 2 months ago and she has gone from a casual awareness of aircraft to a full blown maniac at level 30 and climbing. OshKosh is now a banner week in our household.

22.07.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Block this fool. Don't engage.

21.07.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't hurt JugBand or Brawndo.

21.07.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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