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The two day delay of workout soreness struck hard as hell this morning 🫠 I fell over bc my ass muscles gave out when I took my first steps out of bed

Idk what I was on a couple days ago but I kinda wanna be there again

It’s getting colder here. I need social plans so I have reasons to dress cute and go outside to be perceived

Shaved my legs before heading out and caught someone clocking my fuckass shaving job

I fear my morning routine now has too many steps for me to be bed rotting as long as I do 😔

I was in the middle of a meeting too 😭 had to play it cool and hide my surprise LOL

Forgot my landlord scheduled a maintenance visit for today so I was concerned when they sent me this ominous text

Oversized shirt szn will be upon us soon

Ykw, you so right. All those carved pumpkins are such a waste of food

a man in a blue hoodie says " it 's not clocking to you " ALT: a man in a blue hoodie says " it 's not clocking to you "

It’s not clocking to you that they’re just not like other girls

Fr, i need some sunlight to enjoy my homo little bacon bits and glass of morning milk

Little kid asked their (white) dad what is the color of his skin and he answered tan

Tyyy the art is in constant progress ☺️

Thank you!! 😊

Caution: contents may be hot

Watching love is blind season 9 episode 1 and this man named Jordan looks like he would devour a bowl of soup expeditiously. Idk I can’t explain it but I just know Panera hates to see him coming

Pee pee McGee is back with a heavy set flow yes hennyyy

7 drinks into bottomless mimosas andlemme tell ya, it feels sooooo good to pee

Might be time to find a full-length mirror soon. Torso pics are great but I always love me a full body picture

He’s teething 😲

Update: I feel sick. But man does this taste good.

Just mixed an entire stick of butter into my fried rice meal prep. Pray for my stomach yall

Day 1 of training my cat to associate eating with fashionable head pieces

I was a menace to slow moving traffic. A four way crosswalk with stop signs hate to see drunk me coming

It was at my local pizza joint! Called the Miami Vice, and it comes with a slice of cheese pizza for .99

Accidentally downed tequila and rum drink too quickly and am stumbling through town oopsies

I’m too unserious to be chatting to coworkers the way I am. Like why did I tell my manager “I’m not a yapper, i just ask questions”

Telling my coworker I’m restarting my computer so I actually have another 5 min to eat breakfast and wait for my stimulants to kick in >>>>>>

You and me both omg. I ended up just getting longer stud backings in and was advised to wait 2 weeks before attempting to put hoops back in so I’m hoping itll recover enough to get hoops again!

And what a wonderful world it is indeed