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Ohh baby you have about 2 days left 😭

I really hope you didn’t touch it, and if you did, you washed your hands afterwards lol

The universe works in mysterious ways 🙂‍↕️

We worked it out on the Skyline 🌈

Omg I’d be so embarrassed 💀

WAITTT I FOLLOW YOU ON IG BUT NOT BSKY IM SORRY IM FAKE 😭😭😭

Ran into my first random bloomf at Market Days! EJ if you see this, it was nice to meet you and I’m sorry I was kinda awkward I was caught off guard 😭😭

(Also I tried to tag you but couldn’t find your username)

Attempted to visit Market Days but couldn’t find parking so I just left 🧍🏻‍♂️

In already hungover wtf

“Oh you look nice! Did you go into the office today?”

No bitch, I’m omw to a very casual potluck & cooked way too much Mac and cheese

Nobody told me being an adult also means cooking Mac and cheese at 8:11a in preparation for a dinner party that I’m not even hosting at 7p

I’m slowly sobering up to realize that shit probably didn’t make any sense but I’m not sober enough to think that critically about it. Glad to see that my point probably made it across tho 💀

Im NOT ACTUALLY gonna vomit but if I HYPOTETHICALLY DO it’s because I CHOSE TO DO IT and waste $100 worth of ayce japanese bbq 😤

Too drunk to be Thursday rn

Man it’s so nice having emotionally mature friends that respect my needs bc I just have to say shit like “hey I need 10 min to be nonverbal bc I ate too much and am vehemently cross rn” and they’d be like bet, do your shit king

Picking back up my sewing project after a week of setting it down and I have no idea where I left off 🥲 gonna be screaming crying throwing up if I continue at the wrong spot

Glad I have calloused fingers from climbing bc I’m really playing with fire by not changing my cracked screen protector. I can feel the cracks starting to get dangerously sharp 😗

Spent way more time than I’d like to admit cleaning and filling in my eyebrows

Watching everyone’s Lolla videos on IG is giving me so much fomo 😔 I need to headbang and throw my ass at a show real bad

Shit nukes your mouth but I also hate that I lowkey like how it smells

Spent the last 3 hours playing beach volleyball and now my chi chi is sooo full of sand

My new screen protector is already cracked I’m actually so annoyed that it didn’t last a week 😔 I didn’t even drop it either smh

Whyyyy did I decide to do legs two days before this morning’s 5k 🥲

a young boy is playing a video game on a tablet and a cell phone ALT: a young boy is playing a video game on a tablet and a cell phone

Jumping between my idle clicker game and bsky/IG with only 17% battery while I’m still not home. Am I becoming an iPad kid????

Four pics to defend your face card

Third time this week where I’ve sneezed so hard that I pulled something in my neck

Idk what compelled me to season my porkchops with fish sauce but omg does it smell bad

My daily morning routine keeps getting longer and longer 😬 decided to also start guasha-ing and filling in my eyebrows and now it takes me forever to get ready

It wasn’t as spacious as I expected and while the machines looked clean, a good amount were almost falling apart or not maintained. Also wasn’t expecting a bring your own towel policy and there was no space to stretch. Just very different from my usual climbing gym I go to

Signed up for a cheap planet fitness gym membership and it’s… interesting