Josh Shellman

I would allocate all 24 points to 2025 NC State vs UNC to make it 66-19, and we still would've been 2 points short of the final score being the ages of Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson when they met.

Feels important to note that Sweden's tying goal was scored by the son of a refugee off an assist from the son of an immigrant.

AI slop or MJ quote?

This saved my wife and daughter from making an ill-advised trip downtown, thank you.

If I ever put up yard signs during election season, "Joshisa Trader" would be the top post on my neighborhood's Nextdoor.

Brigham Young is underranked.

In 6 quarters, it's gone from "Could this actually happen?" to "Is this the best team in the history of the sport?".

The U is back.

The open receiver is a moot point if the RB doesn't make the block of his life.

Shout-out to Jeff Sims for starting out as the latter and ending up as the former.

Jimmy Dykes has spent the last 10 minutes of the NC State game talking about how impressed he is by UNC and Duke.

Aggies' radio PxP guy just joked (?) about jumping out of the press box

30% of the 8+ win seasons in NC State history have come under Dave Doeren.

22 men on the field, 25 degrees in the atands

If anyone ever wanted to criticize former Oklahoma St QB Bobby Reid's performance in the 2007 season, you finally have Mike Gundy's permission to do so.

He's a man. He's 40.

No chance I'm selling. Literal once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see us play for a natty right at home.

I bought a General Admission ticket to the championship game earlier tonight for $30, expecting that it'd get way more expensive if State won. Same ticket is now going for $137.

Pfft. As if State would ever blow a big lead to Saint Louis late in an NCAA postseason game and ultimately lose in extra time.

DOS A CERO!!! STATE IS GOING TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

I think Bill is smart enough to ditch Steve and Lombardi this time, and UNC is still dumb enough to retain/promote them. I'm in, let's do this.

Walter White

I was still undiagnosed at the time, but this guy scared me into starting therapy.

Curt Cignetti is the first coach from the Chuck Amato tree to win a conference title, and Manny Diaz is the second.

By my count, Francis was 18-30 (60%) in the B1G Dr. Pepper toss, and Alex was 15-22 (68%). Francis wins $100k, but Alex will have a higher KenPom rating.

That was the most obvious fake punt I've ever seen. UNC saw it coming and still didn't stop it.

We're gonna get a bonus fight when this is ruled an incomplete pass.

The urge to subscribe to a Patreon that promises to publish all your deepest insecurities on the internet feels uniquely autistic.

Will do, thanks. I've still never read The Mist or The Monkey, so I'll definitely start there.

I read Everything's Eventual a couple months ago and had kinda the same reaction. It had soured me on trying his other short story collections, but I'll check this out and maybe just speed through the filler.

A 2-loss team giving up 500 rushing yds at home to K-State and remaining in contention for an at-large playoff spot means there are way too many at-large playoff spots.

It's not a good football team, but it is a well-coached one.