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Congrats to the Bears on being the only UNC in the country with a win over an opponent in the Top 150 of SP+.

12.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I think that Bill Belichick should be given time, autonomy, and every last cent that he is owed contractually. Give the dead cat a chance to bounce.

08.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess message board culture is dying faster than legacy media if the NYT is breaking UNC scandals before wufwuf1.

08.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This ref sounds like Thomas Lennon.

04.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give Joey Galloway a Sports Emmy for that halftime studio segment. Every time he spoke, it was "The thing you have to remember is what a reeking pile of garbage the University of North Carolina is."

04.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Roddy Jones says the UNC defense was bad in the 1Q when their offense showed some signs of life. The UNC offense has as many 3-and-outs as points.

04.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will we have a positive point differential over the next 2 games?

02.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨 Computer Model Pick'em Week 5 Update🚨

Congrats to @ROFLulose for taking the top overall spot for the 2nd straight week!

Here are the top 5 models by Composite Ranking:

1. @ROFLulose
2. @jhnhrris
3. @joshellman.bsky.social
4. @sseljan
5. u/pwoods2122
5. @ArnoldJohn_cfb

29.09.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate how this is going because Dave deserves to go out on his own terms. The game has changed in a way that plays against his strengths, but he's still the best coach we've ever had.

28.09.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly not even that mad about all the reviews. It's giving me plenty of chances to flip over to Penn St-Oregon.

28.09.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

State has a transitive win over Bama, and it's still September.

27.09.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And those 3 wins were against opponents' opponents that are a combined 2-8 (if you don't count games vs Lincoln (CA), which I don't).

26.09.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP, 850 the Buzz

23.09.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They'd be furious if they knew that it was my neurotype that made me so good at sword drills, not the indwelling of the Holy Spirit.

23.09.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By far. Every team with a better success rate than us is averaging at least 1 YPC less.

23.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just looked it up. We rank 18th nationally in defensive rushing success rate, but we're 84th in YPC. You're getting <2 yds or >50 yds against us and nothing in between.

23.09.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bill, it's been a rough couple days for autistics, but the updated SP+ Google sheets are exactly the dopamine hit we needed this morning.

23.09.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nathan Rourke didn’t hold back when asked about the new changes announced by the CFL 😳

22.09.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 41

I don't know who taught Dave math over the summer, but it's gonna end up being worth 2-3 extra wins by the end of the season.

20.09.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a drive. Successful on 12/16 plays. After penalties, 114 yards gained. 9:13 off the clock.

20.09.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The game that should've knocked McNabb out of the '98 Heisman race and vaulted Torry Holt into it.

17.09.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More about Georgia Tech being good than Clemson being busted, but we should keep sight of the fact that Clemson is also busted

13.09.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 374    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

Followed this up with a +/- typo the first game of Week 3 that cost me 20 points of abs err. Genius!

12.09.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Used a little tempo on a FG drive so we could make sure to leave Wake enough time to mount a TD drive. Brilliant.

12.09.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Plot twist, that was a South Carolina barbecue truck. Wake should be embarrassed.

12.09.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CFB Model Pick'em Week 2 Update

@ROFLulose placed at the top of the leaderboard this week with the highest composite ranking!

Overall Top 5

1. @ROFLulose
2. u/NotSoSuperNerd
3. @Room44B
4. @DomerIHardlyKno
5. @joshellman.bsky.social

08.09.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maryville TN 28-21 East Tennessee State (Sep 10, 2015) Game Recap - ESPN Expert recap and game analysis of the Maryville TN Fighting Scots vs. East Tennessee State Buccaneers NCAAF game from September 10, 2015 on ESPN.

I think the actual answer is 10 years ago. www.espn.com/college-foot...

07.09.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2022 NC State finished 8-4 and ranked #23 with this OC and QB. Build the Dave Doeren statue.

07.09.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, the Jeopardy host has a 364 passer rating.

06.09.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Criminally underused in the States. One of the first things about Canadian football that pulled me in.

06.09.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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