The LARP got too real for him.
04.03.2026 10:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The LARP got too real for him.
04.03.2026 10:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His diaper rash has spread to his neck.
03.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tiger blood Jewel should replace Def Rebel as the primary artist in charge of WWE entrance music.
03.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Roman needs to stab punk now cuz Damn! #WWERAW
03.03.2026 10:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If every person who has attempted or plans to attend a No Kings March votes Blue in the midterm election Congress can be retaken. Think about what this simple act can accomplish. Be sure you double check that you are registered to vote well in advance. This is a very patriotic act .
03.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 9050 🔁 2501 💬 26 📌 160I really hate Eminem. #WWERAW
03.03.2026 08:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Danhousen does not have to be WWE champion. He has to show up once per episode of SmackDown and make your boy fall on his ass laughing and he will remain my favorite fucking thing about wrestling #WWEChamber.
01.03.2026 10:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"At least I won’t fuck up my kid the same way my parents fucked me up,” I say as I fuck it up in some whole new, unforseen different way.
Coming up with new ways to fuck up our kids is like the parent Olympic sport. I don't know of anyone who gets it right 100% of the time.
Danhausen's full WWE debut.
#WWEChamber
Moreno is not walking tomorrow. #UFCFightNight
01.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DANHAUSEN!! #WWEEliminationChamber
01.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Let him give them ideas.
28.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She was hired to turn CBS into state propaganda . Mission THOROUGHLY accomplished. 😞
28.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jk, just die already.
28.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay Trumpy Dumpy … do the pope next.
28.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In every other timeline, the Sasha Riley testimony would’ve been the end of this nightmare. We live in the darkest one.
28.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop name dropping George Orwell. We’re leaving through a Kurt Vonnegurt book.
28.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0t don’t you see, Iran is killing their protesters?! Ignore Good and Pretti .
28.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not a marketing director, but if I was running Safelite, the slogan would be “say no to crack”.
28.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want Royce Keyes on TV murking people not trying to make Stephanie happen.
28.02.2026 10:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my wife ragequit that episode of SmackDown after Drew got involved.
28.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“Our president has been credibly accused of sexually assaulting a child, and his DOJ is hiding those accusations from the public. It is an outrage and a disgrace. Shame on them." ~ Dan Goldman ~
The Epstein survivors make it very clear that they have not exonerated Trump, despite the GOP’s bogus claims.
There is no amount of GOP spin that will make this go away and we won’t let it. Keep talking about it.
DJT is guilty. He is a serial sexual predator and he needs to be held accountable.
You’d still win. Temporarily. Till the fuzz comes.
28.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chelsea Green selling this is HILARIOUS
#SmackDown
Curb stomp..
28.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry Robert… Not all of us like eating organs.
28.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You have to turn Sammy. His character is the most annoying motherfucker in all of the WWE. The only way to salvage captain finger wag is to make him a heel. #WWESmackDown.
28.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CRIME. Arrest that man.
28.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0De-specializing the government cuts both ways. Sure, you are building a loyalty cult, but they don’t know how to do ANYTHING other than blow smoke up your ass
28.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait till you hear about the Irish whip…
28.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
