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I hated the storyline. I hated the title reign , but goddamn the death Riders have one of the best theme songs in all pro wrestling. #AEWDynamite.

Christianity was invented by Mary because the DNA test did not exist in the past.

Every single fucking time supercell releases a new card. I have to wait about a week until the balance patch comes out because they over buffed it on release. Every period single. Time.

The smell you give off when you have never had consensual sex You didn’t pay for is called an Elon Musk.😈

We don’t know who discovered water, but we do know it wasn’t fish because a pervasive system is beyond detection.

If you ever want people writing you essays you don’t have to read criticize Eminem on social media.

If Jimmy continues to be the only wrestler that watches the show he’s gonna QUICKLY become my favorite WWE superstar #WWERAW

I’m loving the fact that Lyra can slap activate Bailey. #WWERAW

I’m not sweating this hurricane. I have already survived one hurricane Melissa. I’ll be fine.

Blue sky… I’m gonna tell you the same thing I tell Monday night raw every Monday. Stop trying to make Stephanie happen #WWERAW

You would think one day bad guys would understand that if they interrupt a number one contender match, they’re going to have a triple threat. But liberals still think you can play politics with fascists so… #WWERAW

Pentagon needs to stop flying directly into super kicks 👀 #WWERAW

Christianity is the belief that an all powerful cosmic being needs a percentage of your paychecks to remain alive

Stephen a Smith,needs to shut the hell up🤣 I have never watched him ralk about anything and walked away, thinking he knows what he’s talking about.

If you drive to work seven days a week, you should not be afraid of airplanes. The day you die it is 100 % going to be your fault because you didn’t go to college to drive the car… the pilot did.

TATUM FUCKING PAXLEY!’ #NXT

YES!!!!

Saint Seiya taught me that even if you are useless your entire life, you can sometimes turn out to be the main villain.

You would think being single-handedly responsible for tanking $1 billion company would make sure you never get work in that industry again, right? But I guess the industry has amnesia.

If they really want me to boo this lady, she has to kill people not name Tiffany

If hungry Howies got rid of their sesame garlic crust, I’m ready to start a new pizzagate conspiracy

Judging by how defensive Cody got when they asked him if he attacked Jacob fatu I think we’re getting a heel turn! #WWESmackDown

Leave regardless

Imagine there’s a bridge. They interview 100 engineers and 98 of them. Tell you that if you cross the bridge it will collapse. The other two have one hour podcasts with Joe Rogan.

When you get past the awesome visuals, 300 is just a really mean movie… about the benefits of fascism? like thematically? Fuck Zack Snyder lol.

American exceptionalism is the mental illness where you believe hillbillies are the master race.

that’s how I keep getting up.
My fallen friends are standing beside me.

Whoever booked Sean Paul in venue that fits maybe 300 people wanted to see someone get their brains stomped in.

According to the astronomer i spoke to, my anus spins on its side.

Taken the blood money was enough for me to write off Bill Burr forever, but his reaction to the backlash has made me actively dislike him.