Turner Talks Footy

TLM for the soundtrack. But B&TB for the overall win 🤗

I know there’s the potential that I’m jinxing myself horribly with this post, but 2025 miiiight be shaping up to be a belter for me personally! (Trump aside) Sod it! I’m putting that positivity out into the world regardless 🤞

Pretty good day at the bakery…

#NFFC fans, you can pick ONE player in the EPL, any player regardless of value or wages, to add to our squad to strengthen it…who would you have and why? 🤔

COS be brrr today 🥶

New Doctor Who ep, same old crying 🤦🏻‍♂️

YouTube video by Nottingham Forest FC Finish The Christmas Lyrics 🎄 With Callum Hudson-Odoi 🎤

All I want for Christmas…is this! 😆 #NFFC

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Unpopular opinion: I don’t get ‘The Holiday’. I think Cameron Diaz’s character is unlikable throughout. Jack Black’s character is entirely unbelievable. The old fella is the best thing in it. Can anyone DM a super cut of just his bits with Kate Winslet, please?

@theguardian.com disappointingly inaccurate nonsense. Anderson was the only player on that list overtly sold to satisfy PSR/FFP. Wolves didn’t want MGW. Hudson-Odoi + Elanga were similarly near-outcasts at their respective clubs. Aina was a free! Lazy journalism that deserves to be pulled up.

Not gonna lie…this holiday season is going to be hard. I understand it now when people used to say ‘this is the toughest time of the year for some…’

First batch down! Happy with these. Will be even better once dusted with icing sugars and accompanied by whipped cream on Xmas day…I just clearly don’t have that kind of patience! 🤣

Such a fan, he’s holding them hostage. Legend.

This promises to be a FASCINATING interview with one of the most popular #NFFC managers of recent times…

@maxhayes.bsky.social

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Just heard someone on a TV show say, ‘I’m going to make it as perfect as it can be’, and it bugged the crap out of me as much as when someone says, ‘That’s pretty unique’. It’s perfect or it’s not. It’s unique or it’s not. By definition, it can’t be fractions of either. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

No, he said believe in me, follow me, obey me unquestionably or it’s eternal damnation for you. Lovely.

Hey Costco! This is apparently $150 worth of groceries, after paying the $130 membership to allow us to shop in your stores…you feel good about this? 🤔

Page 29; the @csindy.bsky.social give column inches to their city’s national champion Switchbacks FC! Props, Indy peeps! 👏

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Aphorisms.
Trump hate.
Nature photos.
28 Years Later memes.

Is that it? Have I more or less summed up what @bsky.app amounts to currently?

Eeesh.

@united @AmericanAir @FlyFrontier @SouthwestAir @Delta I’ve zig-zagged all over America with you all this year, coast to coast, half the states. There’s been occasional ‘turbulence’, but by and large my 2024 travel has been really positive, safe + mostly on time. So, thank you 🙏

I say this with love. The Repair Shop’s Kirsten Ramsay is a witch. An amazing, remarkable, mind-blowingly-talented, brilliant ceramics-saving witch of the best possible kind 🫶

By actual definition, audio books are NOT reading. That’s not up for debate. Is it consuming a book every bit as legitimately? Sure. It’s another method of having the book journey experience. It’s just not READING. Why is that such a controversial statement?? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Or at all.

F*ck Luigi Mangione, and anyone that thinks it’s “cool” to support him.

He’s not an anti-establishment hero. He’s a cold-bloodied killer. I don’t care what he thinks his twisted justification is. He took a man’s life, made a wife a widow, and children fatherless. F*ck him.

Great night! Thanks, Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC - and Ziggy! 🏆⚽️🖤💙