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The Community Note.

This standard is only ever applied to trans kids. I do not see it applied to other kids who hit puberty faster than other kids. I did not see it applied to Derrick Henry, who was built like a car when he was running over future accountants and gas station attendants on Florida high school fields

Per usual, Bill Paxton was over there acting his ass off. RIP

yeah I've just come to terms that I'll never be over it

But it feels like a corollary to something else I've always said:

I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of dying in a way that makes everyone say "wow what an idiot". And that's just one of those times I feel like I just looked really stupid

A series of text messages: Q: what's that thing that's like stripping but for nerds it's like feminist stripping like steampunk stripping...im blanking on the word they wear corsets and tophats and shit A: Burlesque

I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣

A pitcher tried to pick me off at 2nd several times in a row. After about the 6th time the 2nd baseman faked the throw back to the pitcher and tagged me out when I stepped off the bag.

I've thought about that for 30 years

Winter Soldier, Civil War, Black Panther

Image says Reading levels in the United States • Low literacy: More than 130 million adults in the U.S. have low literacy skills. This means they have difficulty reading a simple story to their children. • Below 6th grade: Over half of American adults (54%) read below a 6th-grade level. • Below 3rd grade: Almost 1 in 5 adults reads below a 3rd-grade level. • Functional illiteracy: 45 million Americans are functionally illiterate and read below a 5th grade level. • Literacy skills: 79% of U.S. adults have English literacy skills sufficient to compare and contrast information, paraphrase, or make low-level inferences.

This is who you're arguing with online...statistically

it's almost like they should have asked someone, anyone, who actually rides a bike around here so they could hear out loud that it was a silly idea to spend millions on when you could just make that intersection accessible to non-drivers at street level

they put this up under the guise of not having cyclists stop to cross when using that bike trail.

I still have yet to see a single soul use the thing

that looks disturbingly like a silly ass bridge we have up here

the NFL made the call to throw that audio in the trash minutes after it happened to make sure we never heard it

You dating Musiq Soulchild?

same with Oklahoma

New Mexico's cannabis industry would like to thank Texas for the support

Man I'll get stiff mid day and crack some joints and suddenly the whole room is appalled like what the fuck

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

enabling this is the kinda love I wanna show to somebody's daughter

It's just a much different game. Like the other thing is the distribution of athleticism isn't as broad either so you're usually not going to win at higher levels just off superior athletes. The scheme just matters so much more with the women's game

100%, and it just sucks cause we all knew the playbook and sucks cause CC didn’t ask for any of that. Like first one in a while I can think of that HAD to say I’m not one of y’all compared to like Joey Bosa openly saying he is with “them”

Trained me and mine to be ghosts and to operate anywhere on earth - and space - then fucking ghosted US.

“There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.”

Ernest Hemingway

#nerdhumor

this is too dope

Screenshot from a tweet. In the first tweet, a transcript of the Hannity Musk interview is played. Hannity says “you’re going to help rescue two astronauts” and Musk says “they were left up there for political reasons” Astronaut Andreas Mogensen says “What a lie. And from someone who complains about lack of honesty from the mainstream media.”

Elon replies “You are fully retarded. SpaceX could have brought them back several months ago. I OFFERED THIS DIRECTLY to the Biden administration and they refused. Return WAS pushed back for political reasons. Idiot.” Andreas Mogensen replies “Elon, I have long admired you and what you have accomplished, especially at SpaceX and Tesla. You know as well as I do, that Butch and Suni are returning with Crew-9, as has been the plan since last September. Even now, you are not sending up a rescue ship to bring them home. They are returning on the Dragon capsule that has been on ISS since last September.”

A tweet from Elon Musk. It reads “It is time to begin preparations for deorbiting the @Space_Station. It has served its purpose. There is very little incremental utility. Let’s go to Mars.”

Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

Alan Ritchson and Matt Gaetz going to school together was not on my bingo card

Bun B a more qualified Secretary of Education than who we got

that picture may literally be one of my favorite things to exist

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