Trista

Happy anniversary, cow tools daily 👏👏

Physicists, what is going on with this slide?

Closeup of some unknown red and yellow berries on a tree, with yellow leaves

It's Autumn out here

Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻

edited screenshots from the "Haunted Elevator (David Pumpkins)" sketch on SNL. A couple (labeled "newspaper readers") riding the haunted elevator ask "Okay, yeah yeah. And cow tools is..." Tom Hanks with cow horns (labeled"Gary Larson") wearing a goofy pumpkin jacket and an even goofier face stands between two guys in skeleton costumes behind a table with 4 crude tools on it and says "Its OWN thang!" The confused passengers continue, "And the wierd saw is..." To which the skeletons respond in unison, "PART OF IT."

any questions?

Ugggghhhh that's sad to hear!

Awww Heathcliff is having a blast

Just found out about AI sewing patterns that (surprise surprise) make weird wrong surrealist garments. AI fucking up every single corner of the world

I saw a post somewhere mentioning shareware, and I was like whoa remember the concept of shareware?

I am completely Tylenol-pilled

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

A photo of Charlie Kirk with the caption "Trans rights are human rights" in loving memory Charlie Kiek 1993 - 2025

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

A SKELATEN RIDEN A HORSE AND THERE PISSED AT [object Object] AND THERE SAYIN : CODE SHOULD NOT HAVE OBJECTS. IF YOU WANT DESIGN PATTERN'S GO TO PINTEREST AND WHEN YOUR DONE I NEED HELP WITH MY JAVA SCRIPT AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

A close up of an embroidery focused on the abdominal vagus stitched in blue chain stitch in perlé thread on dark green cotton. There are many layers of crossing wavy lines. Spiralling around the very straight main vagus is single strand whipped back stitch in electric blue. Some roiling burgundy back stitch in burgundy perlé thread is between the blue. Sparse tiny black French knots are stitched in the gut area. The nerve endings in the diaphragm area are lengthened with one and two strand whipped back stitch.

#SciArtSeptember Day 17: trawl • A detail of the abdominal vagal nerves in my #SciArt #embroidery the wandering ghost (2024). It looks a bit like a trawling net.

A SKELTAN REACHIN FOR A PLATE OF PICKLE'S : "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES CAN I HAVE THEM??????" - IN THIS ROASTED TERD OF A WORLD YOUR EITHER THE ONE GIVIN UP THE PICKLES OR YOUR THE ONE EATEN THEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Did everyone suffer several days of migraines this week? Cuz i know I did, and like 3 other people posted about it (4 is close to everyone)

Sheriff Truman and Agent Cooper sitting at of a table of donuts. Twin Peaks S01E01 - Northwest Passage.

Twin Peaks: Sheriff Truman and Agent Cooper sitting at of a table of donuts.

Stop acting like there’s anything you can do to make sure Dad doesn’t get mad and hit you. Dad is going to hit you. You could clean your room top to bottom, get all A’s, cook him dinner and mow the lawn; if he wants to hit you, he’s going to fucking hit you.

Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽‍♀️

if charlie kirk being shot is political violence, then so is every single Native or Black person who has ever been shot at or killed on this land

Is denying people healthcare, kidnapping people from their jobs to be sent to detention camps, targeting minorities with legislation and hate speech campaigns not political violence?

I hope it's revealed his first name is "Chevy"

I've been thinking it and now it's time to say it, Boy Kavalier is an amazing name

Neck rolls and chubby little legs 🥹🥹

Big cousins snap I saw on the trail

A baby snapping turtle in my hand.

A baby snapping turtle craning their neck in the grass and weeds.

A grumpy baby snapping turtle looking at me over the creeping charlie.

6 baby snapping turtles on a stone paver.

I'M LOSING MY MIND, THE BEST AND MOST EXCITING YHING JUST HAPPENED, BABY SNAPPING TURTLES HATCHED IN MY YARD, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW HOLY FUCK

them: your tools lack sophistication and they don't even do anything. me: a picture of Danny Devito with cow horns and ears holding a hooked stick cow tools in each hand and saying "So anyway, I started prongling"

you mess with the cow, you get the tools

31 handmade ceramic pendants decorated only in blues & whites & gold.

I’m very tempted to make another blue & white batch like this.

Original oil painting by Tisha Mark, "Autumn's Arrival" 30"x40" oil on canvas (2023), Marshlands Series. A autumn coastal marsh underneath an orange-toned sunrise sky with wispy lavender cloud formations.

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Tisha Mark ©2023, Autumn's Arrival, Marshlands Series, oil on canvas, 30"x40" (Sold)

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