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And they keep arguing like "well so far you haven't given me one solid viable option not to vote for the nazi??" Like that's some kind of gotcha. Respectfully, I have to assume some of these people are fucking dumb as hell

And why are ppl defending it with "yeah he was a 20 year old soldier when he got it! NBD!" No, 20 year old soldier nazis are bad too!!

Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.

So there's a black girl scout troop trying to raise money to to to Europe but they aren't close to their goal as of yet. Please share this and buy some cookies if you can

digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/reagan...

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

A green ceramic stegosaurus pendant with red plates and thagomizer, and a light blue belly, on a gold-plated chain.

Wandering around this big crazy world can be a tiny bit less terrifying with a stegosaurus hanging around (your neck). Find it while available at xxyxxy.com!

#ceramic #stegosaurus #necklace

The fact that Trayvon Martin should be 31 today and people are acting like the U.S. "just" got bad.

TRAYVON MARTIN SHOULD BE 31!!!!!!

This country BEEN fucked!!!!!!!!

3 panels, starting with the Far Side Cow tools cartoon featuring a bipedal cow showing off a table with 4 crude misshapen objects on it. The following 2 panels, screenshots from I Think You Should Leave, feature a student in a desk asking, "what's her job?" The teacher, played by Tim Robinson, is visibly frustrated and replies by leaning forward and yelling, "COW TOOLS."

i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools

Nice!

One of the things bothering me about how people are responding to the Epstein files is that there are tons of conspiracies being created and spread about what’s in them, rather than people just believing the victims like they could have been doing for years now

That's who used to be on the internet back in my day, nerds who passed tests and no one else!

Big hugs, my friend 💜💜💜 kids these days 😞

Did they have a demo for how it handles those bright ass truck headlights?

Catless childlady, is this anything

There was a water fountain at my old job that sounded exactly like the Jeopardy theme song when its thermostat kicked on

Not that one in particular, but the hum of other machines kicking on reminds me of other songs!

Wow they were actually right to do this

And what a biscuit

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Happy anniversary, cow tools daily 👏👏

Physicists, what is going on with this slide?

Closeup of some unknown red and yellow berries on a tree, with yellow leaves

It's Autumn out here

Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻

edited screenshots from the "Haunted Elevator (David Pumpkins)" sketch on SNL. A couple (labeled "newspaper readers") riding the haunted elevator ask "Okay, yeah yeah. And cow tools is..." Tom Hanks with cow horns (labeled"Gary Larson") wearing a goofy pumpkin jacket and an even goofier face stands between two guys in skeleton costumes behind a table with 4 crude tools on it and says "Its OWN thang!" The confused passengers continue, "And the wierd saw is..." To which the skeletons respond in unison, "PART OF IT."

any questions?

Ugggghhhh that's sad to hear!

Awww Heathcliff is having a blast

Just found out about AI sewing patterns that (surprise surprise) make weird wrong surrealist garments. AI fucking up every single corner of the world

I saw a post somewhere mentioning shareware, and I was like whoa remember the concept of shareware?

I am completely Tylenol-pilled

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists