Sweary Prof

Alan's Carrstle
Not sorry

Chaos antidote: quiet windy misty moorland.
#derbyshire #peakdistrict

That's what she...erm, did not say

Like a slice of freshly baked serenity cake. Nom.

That's one sexy beer. What's it like?

Damn.

I just love the font on the back. This one was £150 new 8 years ago, they are now £450 used.

Europeans: Can you make something to grind coffee with?
Italians: Yes
Europeans: But not too fancy
Italians: #eureka
#espresso #mignon #refurb

Afternoon.
#bikey

Good to know; you'll have a better time. Most of the *ahem* public-school excuses for dentistry will be trying to outdo each other with their status symbols.
A sensible distance is recommended. Beautiful town and area, though.

Depends on your rich level. There will be obscene wealth on display and prices will reflect. A cottage just out of town (try Sykes cottages or Booking.com) might be very pleasant.

#SaturdaySky Rome

"Thursday"
1/5

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Democrats to blame?

Those are fighting words.
Colour charts at dawn, bitch.

Blissful, simple vibrancy.
Read @kjhealy.co's Guide to Data Visualisation: socviz.co and make things better.
#simplicity #complexity #visualisation

Bon (biking) soir.
#gravelbike #pub

You have quite a nice lifestyle, don't you Richard?
Bloody lovely. Tell the locals I approve of their doors.

Visit #england; One of the #richest and poshest areas of London, this week.
#climateisreal #kayaking

Ticket machine full of ladybirds nesting. Made the commute and exorbitant prices much nicer, #northernrail #great #idea

Putin is currently watching the news on a huge golden sofa, cackling like a pissed goose, crying with laughter and throwing caviar on the floor.
Take out the Don/Vlad leverage to stop all this.

Bloody hell, Mel
#awesome

More of these amazing vintage Turkish infographics from 1920, artist: Cerîde-i Adliyye.
Source [substack] casualarchivist.substack.com/p/poetic-jus...
#türkiye #infographics #printed

Just look at these. Contours in the sea.
Careful colour use, busy but not garish.
Massively jealous of this level of artist talent.

Oh, I didn't spot the printing. That was careless of me: I must confess I was quite enraptured by these things.
More to follow.

I will translate:
Data
Stuff
Court stuff
Measures
Surveys
Boring
Other stuff
Hey look at these pretty graphs
Yeah they make thing look way less stuffy
#data #communicator

Cheers dude

Let's bring back #wowza people

There is a light.
#hope #peakdistrict

"American beer is a bit like making love in a Canoe".
I personally regard Coors as an industrial hate crime.
#montypython