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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan

@spark898.bsky.social

The Ryan you all know and tolerate from the bird app

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02.03.2026 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah I'm still kicking, I just forget that I have this app for 99% of the time.

02.03.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well apparently he has a desk at the Pentagon so it's not really that far off

17.02.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesusfuck I come back here for my monthly "oh right that app" and instantly get hit with infantrydork bullshit

17.02.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every American needs to watch this:

05.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20527    πŸ” 10285    πŸ’¬ 580    πŸ“Œ 982
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We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.

Here it is:

25.01.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 27527    πŸ” 6470    πŸ’¬ 469    πŸ“Œ 219

If I was a smart paramilitary thug (which, yes, I know), I would be contemplating the fact that by not revealing individual offenders, the only remaining option is collective retribution

24.01.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1331    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 7

If you see an ICE agent, it is your responsibility to warn people

If you know an ICE agent, it is your responsibility to expose them

If you are an ICE agent, it is your responsibility to kiII yourself

Simple as

25.01.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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24.01.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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An ICE agent on every lamppost

24.01.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh huh sure

22.01.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we fuck it

15.01.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's gonna be a point where they shoot someone while in a vulnerable position and the crowd is going to move forward instead of back.

10.01.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

When juries started refusing to indict or convict activists on bogus charges, DHS shifted very quickly to shooting activists in the face. That is not a coincidence.

09.01.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1103    πŸ” 362    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

ICE agents aren't people and are therefore exempt from things like "human rights" and "oxygen".

Abolishing ICE is no longer the moderate position. These fascists should be made to literally dig their own graves.

09.01.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I say the reasonable solution to ICE here or is it still to shitlib

09.01.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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01.01.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
 "Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands." ANTHONY BOURDAIN

"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands." ANTHONY BOURDAIN

20.12.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1168    πŸ” 341    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 14
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Max

15.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fred

15.11.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just so everyone is aware, over on twitter Roger Stone is taking out attack ads against Steve Bannon.

15.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
15.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My bad I keep forgetting I have this app

13.11.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fred

13.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon drawing of a skeleton wearing headphones and goggles ALT: a cartoon drawing of a skeleton wearing headphones and goggles
13.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they’re intenionally advertising to and recruiting far right loyalists. they post and reply to explicit groyper memes. they’re not super subtle about what this government is

03.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11216    πŸ” 2566    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 92

You need a humorous gif to really sell it

04.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Double or nothing

03.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

And if you go over to 9th corridor, same section, there's a portrait of a senior master sergeant with a bitching mustache rocking out on a saxophone.

02.10.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0