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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan

@spark898.bsky.social

The Ryan you all know and tolerate from the bird app

1,008 Followers  |  354 Following  |  152 Posts  |  Joined: 15.05.2023  |  2.1212

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Monthly check-in with this app

Fuck ICE, fuck LAPD, may all fascists and pigs meet John C Woods very soon.

12.06.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh Voldemort is the eternal and all powerful lord of darkness or whatever? Okay, well. Allow me to introduce you to CENTCOM.

18.05.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 580    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

Only on the outside

02.05.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The horrors persist but so do I

02.05.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh hey that's right I have this app

Anyway enjoy this upsetting but oddly not terrible snack

01.05.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
screenshot that reads Elon Musk almost needed SFPD wellness check after β€˜breakdown,’ getting booed at Dave Chappelle show β€˜He got to a point where he locked himself in his office, was so upset’ that Twitter employees feared he would hurt himself, the author of a new book says about the billionaire

screenshot that reads Elon Musk almost needed SFPD wellness check after β€˜breakdown,’ getting booed at Dave Chappelle show β€˜He got to a point where he locked himself in his office, was so upset’ that Twitter employees feared he would hurt himself, the author of a new book says about the billionaire

Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check.

What I’m saying is we can go harder.

05.03.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15551    πŸ” 3850    πŸ’¬ 296    πŸ“Œ 230

That's why I'm on private

28.02.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In case you were wondering what's going on in the other place

27.02.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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25.02.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No such thing when you're fighting to take Earth back

20.02.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Local biotic gods in your area

14.02.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stretch

05.02.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Yeah we're not doing great

23.01.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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"man of the people"

20.01.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still remember all the different departments from across CA and from out of state during the Woolsey Fire, it's truly incredible.

12.01.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The pink stains on this Humboldt fire truck tell a story about being really close to the fire a long way from home.

12.01.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I don't trust that yappy little fucker

12.01.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A plane dropping bright pink fire retardant over LA homes

A plane dropping bright pink fire retardant over LA homes

seems hardly the time for a gender reveal but ok

11.01.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2235    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 13
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Fuggin cold

06.01.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My birthday presents to myself

01.01.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The closest I've come to doing track shit was riding in an AAV for an hour and taking a picture on top of an Abrams.

31.12.2024 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@amajama.bsky.social oh no we're so cooked

31.12.2024 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
The "May thy knife chip and shatter!" bit from Dune, but it's "May thy cow tool chip and shatter!" and Paul is wielding a cow tool, and the fight takes place in front of Gary Larson's shed.

The "May thy knife chip and shatter!" bit from Dune, but it's "May thy cow tool chip and shatter!" and Paul is wielding a cow tool, and the fight takes place in front of Gary Larson's shed.

23.12.2024 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
every time you repost this kitty a land lord dies

[a cartoon kitty with a pancake on its head on a desaturated anachist black and red flag.]

every time you repost this kitty a land lord dies [a cartoon kitty with a pancake on its head on a desaturated anachist black and red flag.]

26.12.2024 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 738    πŸ” 475    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 11

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