Josh D. Stranding 2 On the MD 🏴‍☠️🩺

Convicted Felon Trump Lies About Crime Rate In DC, Deploys Troops Crime rates in the nation’s capital are the lowest they have been in decades, and have decreased dramatically over the last two years.

"Trump, a convicted criminal who pardoned 400 violent felons who assaulted police officers in his name, on Monday announced he's deploying National Guard troops and seizing control of the capital city’s police force" b/c of the city's *lowest crime rate in decades* www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Q: Would you vote to oppose sending weapons to Israel?

PETE BUTTIGIEG:  So much of this is complicated

this is literally just Curtis Yarvin technofeudalist speak and it is malpractice that the New York Times isn’t pointing this out

The phrase “ parents have a legitimate concern about integration of races in schools and as a party, we haven’t done a very good job of listening to those concerns.” would shock and offend I would hope. A similar statement about trans kids should also shock and offend.

Just let go of your cognitive capabilities
It'll be like slipping into a warm bath

Think about it, it just changes the source of the clout poisoning with near identical end results

What is getting your brain rewired by your favorite chatbot if not succumbing to posters madness?

Wolf of Wall Street!

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER: We’re closing down the X-files again.

MULDER: Because I’m too close to truth!

SKINNER: No, a DOGE guy named “Big Balls” got pounded into hamburger by a pack of rowdy teens, so the president is turning you into a traffic cop.

If you ever find yourself drifting towards the idea that public defenders, legal aid lawyers, and pro bono/sliding scale/movement lawyers are bad people for representing rapists or murderers or con artists or whatever, just keep in mind that is true only if you conclude the government never lies.

"he's such a nice guy tho" is all you need to prove innocence

It just might work 😌

"Everyone has the right to a fair trial, unless I think they're guilty" is the exact thought process behind "undocumented immigrants aren't entitled to due process."

Cuomo just needs to keep posting through it and he'll certainly win

Emma Fitzsimmons tweet: Zohran Mamdani says Cuomo doesn’t care about rent stabilized apartments and is just targeting him for political reasons: “I live rent free in his head.”

That’s how you do it.

The Atlantic Subscribe IDEAS BlackRock Is Not Ruining the U.S. Housing Market The real villain isn't a faceless Wall Street Goliath; it's your neighbors and local governments stopping the construction of new units. By Derek Thompson

did a blackrock executive ai generate this article?

This would super duper make the GOP unelectable. Still needs to be stopped

This is a good time to remind y'all that Project 2025 equates "transgender ideology" to pornography.

Don't have to tell me twice when we have fucking Charlie Kirk

So ICE is out patrolling the streets of DC, it seems. Guy on the left is ICE ERO (Enforcement and Removal Operations), guy second from left is also ICE, exact component unclear.

protecting children from all the porn on wikipedia.

I tried to do a Genocide run in Undertale and I gave up after Toriel. The game made me feel that bad

Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.

Buh bye

Anas al-Sharif, prominent Al Jazeera correspondent, among five journalists killed in Israeli airstrike on Gaza Israel admits deliberate attack on the journalist, known for frontline coverage, in a strike on a tent outside al-Shifa hospital

I have studied the targeting of journalists for many years, but the scale and public display of these killings is truly shocking: “Israel admits deliberate attack on the journalist, known for frontline coverage, in a strike on a tent outside al-Shifa hospital“

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Oof you know it's bad when Sarah is defending Joe

He's going to get negative-8 percent of the vote at this point. I say we let him do this as long as he wants.

Just so everyone is clear- he has been unsuccessful in taking over Greenland, Canada, and California so he’s going for DC now because it’s an easier target. He’s going to lock up homeless people and anyone *he* deems a danger with no housing first option and no due process. Call your reps now.

Sometimes I’m alarmed by how many phds follow me but then I remember that if I hadn’t made the decision to post jokes and play videogames all day I am also at the age where I could have a phd. I still feel like I made the right choice though.