Random Books of Known Origin, Ph.D

The Devil on his shoulder: wet t-shirt

NO BEN NO

Like the Bat Signal

It’s LIFE AND DEATH, there’s no time to waste

a black and white cat is sitting on a red pillow next to a yellow pillow . Alt: a black and white cat is sitting on a red pillow next to a yellow pillow .

Fine 😤

He debates spilling something on her, like an ice tea or something, just so she has to go change…. No, Ben, BAD idea, abort, abort, abort, ABORT!!

GIVE ME THE ICE CREAM

No…. (Maybe) 😉😉😉😇😇😇

You can’t deny the Face

Depends on how you define that, but YESSSSS

When Rey woke up this morning, she had no idea that her other half was literally going to crash into her backyard

Guess he’ll just have to find new ways to make sure she never leaves his side (and therefore stays away from the hyperdrives)

My #RFFA fics 🎉

(For the first time this year, I challenged myself and wrote multiple.)

All possible thanks to everyone who made this such a fantastic event this year!

🧵 below:

⭐ prompt 441 — EGG

#Reylo
“Okay, big boy, just one more sip.”

Head spinning, Kylo does his best to do as the gentle voice commands, swallows down the water.

As soft hands lower him to a pillow made of his cloak, he tries to remember anything after the crash.

“Where am I?”

Who are you?

A sigh. “Jakku, I’m afraid.”

Ohhhh!! That’s why he’s so familiar

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The Supreme Leader might even understand a little

Rey is blissfully unaware of the danger they’re all in

She hisses like a wet cat but it’s worth it

Finally, he has to close his eyes and focus, it works—until he opens his eyes again

Then the cycle repeats

Right, just them or the entire ship

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It’s a toss up — do they want to die fast or slow?

It’s a tall order, honestly

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#Reylo
“Ben?”

Someone may be trying to get his attention, he’s not sure exactly.

“Ah—“

He might remember how words work after Rey—his Rey Niima who’s currently wandering around in a sheer top, no bra and a smile—leaves the room.

“Ben!”

Shit. Looking down, he finds Rey is the one talking to him.

You know if you jerry-rig this one part….

Them, screaming as they rush her:

YOU CANT JERRY-RIG the main engine OF A STAR DESTROYER. YOULL KILL US ALL

She like, nice, love the appetizers, now let me at the big boys

⭐ prompt 440 — SHEER