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@breedmeseymour.bsky.social

30-Chicago - friendly, with resting bitch face- consistently unclothed

680 Followers  |  1,033 Following  |  115 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  2.0053

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Bush seems rusty

25.08.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Feeling a little more minimal with this Bluesky beauty!

30.10.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Throw back drying wiggles

03.11.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Musky ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

04.11.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 360    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone wanna go on a gym date?

03.11.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Was feeling fresh after my haircut on Saturday.

03.11.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 658    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIP to the 2025 spooky season

02.11.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Midweek woes

29.10.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Harvest time

28.10.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We can get through this week!

20.10.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And I wish my BlueSky friends a wonderful week.
๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
(Don't hesitate to share/reskeet, it always makes me happy.)
๐Ÿ’š
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#gaybear #gaycub #gayswiss #gayfrance #lifestyle

20.10.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 708    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Man on a chair wearing a red jockstrap

Man on a chair wearing a red jockstrap

Something hump day something something jocktober

08.10.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 313    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Dano kneels on his bed nude his head and dick both slightly cocked to the left

Dano kneels on his bed nude his head and dick both slightly cocked to the left

Happy Mabon!

22.09.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 825    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Come play and get naked with me next week babes. @cellblockchi.bsky.social @sundaybunday.bsky.social

10.09.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Thank goodness this fabric is stretchy

07.08.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1009    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A mirror selfie of myself with a fresh haircut. I told his draped over me like a toga, and then tucks into my fupa to protect my modesty

A mirror selfie of myself with a fresh haircut. I told his draped over me like a toga, and then tucks into my fupa to protect my modesty

.....aannnddd here's the haircut ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

19.08.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 774    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had a lovely time camping this weekend. The hardest part is going back to the real world and the 5+ hour drive.

01.09.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Getting an early start in the birthday/ holiday weekend

29.08.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We made it to Friday

22.08.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Looking for my dad at the mall

18.08.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1979    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

i uploaded it here in case you donโ€™t know what this is about. in 2014 i made a tutorial on how to suck dick. helped a lot of penises reach ejaculation in a mouth!

canโ€™t believe i still have a copy of the file tbh lol

drive.google.com/file/d/1l3Pu...

29.07.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 700    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Picture of a cat passed out holding a keyboard -  turns on computer on Monday morning

Picture of a cat passed out holding a keyboard - turns on computer on Monday morning

18.08.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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try to keep your nose firmly pressed in my hole as I slam this against your face

18.08.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 362    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Boat and hoes

17.08.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As always, @cobalt-daily-art.bsky.social makes me feel beautiful with his paintings!! Look at the cityscape!

17.08.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your boss is waiting for you in the conference room.

13.08.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1256    ๐Ÿ” 168    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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So I bought an Indy hatโ€ฆ

12.08.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2393    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Humpday

13.08.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Almost hypnotizing

12.08.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 743    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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