Guys, husband doesn’t know who Lily Allen is? Are you even a millennial?? Hello?????

Baby I’m not flirting…I’m your therapist.

His triumphant nussy, am I right?

I’ll send you mine since idk wtf to do with them lol

I'd love to know what our military generals thinks about a Qatar base in Idaho.

The is so therapist if her lol

So glad to know that circumcision leads to autism, my baby boy is saved!! Too bad about his dad though…

4 days since the release and every Taylor Swift critic is coming out of the woodwork right on schedule

I could’ve told you this

So Trump tells Hegseth that he wants to go to WAR with democratic leaning cities. So the president is inciting a civil war? On CITIZENS? HELLO!!!???!!?!!

So Hegseth is calling an important, mandatory in-person meeting with most of the US war generals across the world? Can’t wait to hear how the Grindr servers are all going to crash just in time for the Epstein files to be released

Very disappointed this rapture didn’t take place, I was looking forward to rebuilding society with moderately normal fucking people again

The amount of times I’ve whipped a stick of butter out of my hem of my pants at Christmas time and gotten funny stares from Q is too good enough a reason to keep doing it

Yes a horrible fascist died horribly. Another school shooting happened one state over at the exact same time at Evergreen High School in Colorado. Very little media coverage of the innocent kids harmed by the policies Kirk espoused.

Dealing with the inner turmoil in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk/gun violence discourse on my first day with clients as an LPC-A is so ironic and encompassing of what it’s like to be a therapist in America

The people that are condemning political violence are the ones who have been perpetrating it for generations, just not on their peers

Dr. Husband is getting his haircut and I didn’t get to say goodbye to his long hair before he left 🥺

This is why diagnosis can be so powerful/helpful; validation within the neurodivergence community, in my opinion, is one of the first steps and key indicators of acceptance and growth/healing

And that’s on healthy relationships

One of the first things they teach you in counseling grad school is that ‘Suicide Pacts/Contract’ are not a recommended form of suicide prevention anymore and are not to be utilized. Shocking that Congress didn’t think to counsel with clinicians on this 🙄

In case anyone was wondering, nectarines make a delightful jam

I’m not looking forward to this stage of parenthood 🫣

You’re forgetting Mick Mouse

I like Sailor Moon and I’m a sag rising ♐️

The fact that Trump thinks we, the United States, has too many federal holidays while Europe has over 20 federal and religious holidays that they observe is a testament to how capitalism has brainwashed every facet of our society

Today is a great day to be a New Englander, so so happy to see justice for Karen Read!

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds.

He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings.

He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights.

This is political intimidation.

Anyone else’s partner absolutely crashing out over the Red Sox now?

Also Mulan