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Paul Lander

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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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BREAKING: Trump says his potential candidates to lead Iran have been killed - ABC. Except Epstein who committed suicide

02.03.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump has put the US between Iraq and a hard place.

02.03.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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02.03.2026 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Trump says his potential candidates to lead Iran have been killed - ABC. Except Epstein who committed suicide

02.03.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The SAG awards were tonight which appropriately always come after the Golden Globes.

02.03.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump has put the US between Iraq and a hard place.

02.03.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Trump has put the US between Iraq and a hard place.

02.03.2026 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The SAG awards were tonight which appropriately always come after the Golden Globes.

02.03.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I liked all these Middle Eastern/ Persia experts better when they were immunology professors and Federal Law enforcement experts.

02.03.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I liked all these Middle Eastern/ Persia experts better when they were immunology professors and Federal Law enforcement experts.

02.03.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This isnโ€™t regime change itโ€™s regime expensive.

01.03.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie Banned from Attending Royal Ascot amid Parents' Ties to Epstein. Yup that and Chuck E Cheese.

01.03.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This isnโ€™t regime change itโ€™s regime expensive.

01.03.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie Banned from Attending Royal Ascot amid Parents' Ties to Epstein. Yup that and Chuck E Cheese.

01.03.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look for Trump to rename Persian Gulf after himself and call it Perversion Gulf.

01.03.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Princess Grace | Prince Disgrace Or, the princess and the pea brainโ€ฆ You decide

Thank ya MuddyUm for running this doodle on Medium by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social

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01.03.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Princess Grace | Prince Disgrace Or, the princess and the pea brainโ€ฆ You decide

Thank ya MuddyUm for running this doodle on Medium by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social

muddyum.net/princess-gra...

01.03.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Our interest, I think, very much is in NOT going to war with Iran. โ€ŠIt would be a huge distraction of resources. It would be massively expensive to our country."

- 10/27/24

01.03.2026 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1712    ๐Ÿ” 681    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 73
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Five Rejected Peanuts Specials Good Grief, Theyโ€™re Bad

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28.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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01.03.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1872 Yellowstone becomes the world's first national park
1909 1st US university school of nursing established, University of Minnesota
1932 The "Lindbergh kidnapping", 20 month old son of Charles and Anne Lindberghkidnapped from home in East Amwell, New Jersey, found dead 12 May
1937 1st permanent automobile license plates issued (Ct)
1941 Commander of the SS, Heinrich Himmler inspects
Auschwitz concentration camp for the first time, orders it be expanded
1961 US President JFK establishes the Peace Corps
1969 New York Yankees legend Mickey Mantle announces his retirement due to persistent knee injuries and finishes an
18-season career with 536 home runs and a .298 batting average
@getyourfoxyback

1872 Yellowstone becomes the world's first national park 1909 1st US university school of nursing established, University of Minnesota 1932 The "Lindbergh kidnapping", 20 month old son of Charles and Anne Lindberghkidnapped from home in East Amwell, New Jersey, found dead 12 May 1937 1st permanent automobile license plates issued (Ct) 1941 Commander of the SS, Heinrich Himmler inspects Auschwitz concentration camp for the first time, orders it be expanded 1961 US President JFK establishes the Peace Corps 1969 New York Yankees legend Mickey Mantle announces his retirement due to persistent knee injuries and finishes an 18-season career with 536 home runs and a .298 batting average @getyourfoxyback

โ˜€๏ธHappy March First โ˜€๏ธ
๐ŸฆŠ Meet and Greet ๐ŸฆŠ

Well we survived February (barely)
The lunatics are running the asylum but we are taking back the palace!
Keep focusing on what is important, take care of yourself and vote in November like your life depends on itโ€ฆbecause it does
We will be okay

Love
Foxy

01.03.2026 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 533    ๐Ÿ” 189    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

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01.03.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Sunday and good morning ๐Ÿ‘‹

There were parties last night if you want to review for friends. There will be more parties this evening so join us.

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Have an awesome day. โค๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ

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01.03.2026 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 538    ๐Ÿ” 234    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Maury Povich Wants No Part of Bonnie Blue's 400-Man Pregnancy Saga. Opening all those envelopes has gotta cause serious carpel tunnel syndrome.

28.02.2026 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roger Daltry reflects on life and health at 81. At the point after all those loud shoes heโ€™s less The Who
And more the Huh.

01.03.2026 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump Dances YMCA as Troops Are Warned They May Die in Iran. Especially those โ€˜in the Navy.โ€™

01.03.2026 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roger Daltry reflects on life and health at 81. At the point after all those loud shoes heโ€™s less The Who
And more the Huh.

01.03.2026 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump Dances YMCA as Troops Are Warned They May Die in Iran. Especially those โ€˜in the Navy.โ€™

01.03.2026 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look for Trump to rename Persian Gulf after himself and call it Perversion Gulf.

01.03.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0