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Paul Lander

@paullander.bsky.social

TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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Exclusive-DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter. So they finally saved some money.

23.11.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exclusive-DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter. So they finally saved some money.

23.11.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump looked at Mamdani like he was one of Trumpโ€™s kids โ€ฆ. ivanka.

23.11.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Politipod the podcast can be found at SoundCloud.com/PolitiPod

@paullander.Bsky.social says

23.11.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve never seen a clip of this man speaking that didnโ€™t make me want to throw things.

Snide, condescending and deeply dishonest. Feels like a villain from a bad 80s teen comedy.

23.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3217    ๐Ÿ” 491    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 339    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Hey hey

23.11.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta say it was one the strangest moments ever.

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a cartoon of a raccoon holding a cup with the words soothing sunday ALT: a cartoon of a raccoon holding a cup with the words soothing sunday

Happy Sunday and Good Morning ๐Ÿ‘‹

Itโ€™s another great day to meet more #NeverTrump friends so drop a comment or meme and mingle.

There will be parties this evening so join us. If you want to host a party dm me the time est.

Have an awesome relaxing Sunday.

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23.11.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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23.11.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
On this day in History

On this day in History

Happy Sunday!
Foxyโ€™s ๐ŸฆŠ ๐Ÿฆ‹ Meet and Greet ๐Ÿฆ‹

Say hi and meet new friends!

โ€œThe hottest places in hell are reserved for those who during times of great moral crisis maintained their neutrality.โ€ - Dante Alighieri

As Foxy saysโ€ฆ
We will be okay! โœŒ๏ธ

#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew #NoKings

23.11.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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BAARPIE SEXAGENARIAN You can now buy Baarpieโ€™s rest home, sold separately

medium.com/muddyum/baar...

22.11.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump looked at Mamdani like he was one of Trumpโ€™s kids โ€ฆ. ivanka.

23.11.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Happy #Caturday!!

On a chilly, rainy afternoon in Los Angeles, Whitney and Quincy ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› enjoy cuddling and keeping warm on their favorite #cat pillow.

#Cats4Bluesky #CatsForBkuesky

15.11.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miss Jamaica Still Hospitalized 3 Days After Fall From Miss Universe Stage. It seems sheโ€™s a Rastafallian.

22.11.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Glued/Unglued Or, glue/glue sniffersโ€ฆ you choose

muddyum.net/glued-unglue...

22.11.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man who used McDonald's McChicken Sandwich as weapon against pregnant wife is arrested
Ironically, he confessed after he was grilled.

23.11.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bill Belichick's Love Life Takes Dramatic Turn With Nasty Showdown Between Girlfriend And Daughter-In-Law. Well his daughter in law is old enough to send his GF to her room without supper.

22.11.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man who used McDonald's McChicken Sandwich as weapon against pregnant wife is arrested
Ironically, he confessed after he was grilled.

23.11.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bill Belichick's Love Life Takes Dramatic Turn With Nasty Showdown Between Girlfriend And Daughter-In-Law. Well his daughter in law is old enough to send his GF to her room without supper.

22.11.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Glued/Unglued Or, glue/glue sniffersโ€ฆ you choose

muddyum.net/glued-unglue...

22.11.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn look out Mamdani thatโ€™s the way Trump used to look at Bill Clinton.

21.11.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FBI Caught Spying on Signal Group Chat of Immigration Activists Keep a close eye on whoโ€™s joining your group chats.

Gmail privacy has always been a misnomer.

This is a crisis.

22.11.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 771    ๐Ÿ” 454    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

China imports no US soybeans for second month, Brazil arrivals up 29%. Thatโ€™s not as nuts as coffee prices.

20.11.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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"Timothy Snyder: Russian invasion is on a world war scale, but Ukraine alone is fighting it, keeping us in a 1938-like historical moment"

#BlueSkyFriends Call your Senators & House Member & demand they work against this outrageous betrayal of Ukraine & Europe.

Stand With Ukraine ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›
#You'reNotAlone

22.11.2025 09:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1551    ๐Ÿ” 652    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

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a black and white cat is holding a mouse in its mouth and the words happy saturday are surrounded by purple hearts ALT: a black and white cat is holding a mouse in its mouth and the words happy saturday are surrounded by purple hearts

Happy #Caturday Saturday friends ๐Ÿ‘‹

There will be some parties tonight and if you want to host a party dm me time.

We are here to meet more #neverTrump friends. So leave a comment or meme if you want to grow your account.

Have an awesome day โค๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ

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22.11.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Mamdani and Trump meet at White House
So, it's the Socialist and the Sociopath.

22.11.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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