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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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Politipod the podcast can be found at SoundCloud.com/PolitiPod

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05.03.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo Not Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo No need to order tickets now! Written by:ย Paul Lander & Matthew Clark Created by:ย Paul Lander & Matthew Clark Executive Produced by: Also us, because no โ€ฆ

Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for featuring humoroutcasts.com/2026/not-com...

05.03.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noem Out: Thereโ€™s no place for Noem. Thereโ€™s no place for Noem. Thereโ€™s no place for Noem.

05.03.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Noem Out: Thereโ€™s no place for Noem. Thereโ€™s no place for Noem. Thereโ€™s no place for Noem.

05.03.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Not Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo Not Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo No need to order tickets now! Written by:ย Paul Lander & Matthew Clark Created by:ย Paul Lander & Matthew Clark Executive Produced by: Also us, because no โ€ฆ

Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for featuring humoroutcasts.com/2026/not-com...

05.03.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grok is making porn or as itโ€™s also known Degenerative AI.

05.03.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump mad about Noem horseback riding ads. Apparently the only horseโ€™s ass he wants visible in ads is him

05.03.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Grok is making porn or as itโ€™s also known Degenerative AI.

05.03.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RFK Jr. Says He Wants Dunkin' and Starbucks to Prove Their Drinks Are Safe. Heโ€™s still pissed they sell bear claws that arenโ€™t actual bear claws.

04.03.2026 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Jim Carrey Had 'Major Surgical Transformation' That Likely Cost As High As $60K, Plastic Surgeon Says. So his face has gone from Numb and Number to the Mask 2.0.

05.03.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Britney Spears arrested for DUI. She pled: Iโ€™m not that innocentโ€ฆ

05.03.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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1770 Boston Massacre British soldiers kill 5 men in a crowd throwing snowballs, stones and sticks at them. Massacre galvanizes anti-British feelings.
1933 FDR proclaims 10-day bank holiday in the US in attempt stem bank failures and restore confidence
1960 Elvis Presley ends 2-year hitch in US Army
1970 "Airport" based on the book by Arthur Hailey, directed by George Seaton and starring Burt Lancaster and Dean Martin is released
1971 "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin first played live at Ulster Hall, Belfast by Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John
Bonham and John Paul Jones
2015 Harrison Ford crash-lands his 1942 Ryan Aeronautical
ST3KR aeroplane in California

1770 Boston Massacre British soldiers kill 5 men in a crowd throwing snowballs, stones and sticks at them. Massacre galvanizes anti-British feelings. 1933 FDR proclaims 10-day bank holiday in the US in attempt stem bank failures and restore confidence 1960 Elvis Presley ends 2-year hitch in US Army 1970 "Airport" based on the book by Arthur Hailey, directed by George Seaton and starring Burt Lancaster and Dean Martin is released 1971 "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin first played live at Ulster Hall, Belfast by Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Bonham and John Paul Jones 2015 Harrison Ford crash-lands his 1942 Ryan Aeronautical ST3KR aeroplane in California

Happy National Cheese Doodle Day

๐ŸฆŠ Meet and Greet ๐ŸฆŠ

What can you say about a cheese doodle?
They stain your hands with an almost unremovable dust, they kinda resemble styrofoam, but somehow were irresistible when we were kids
Do you like them puffed, baked or fried?

We will be okay
Love
Foxy

05.03.2026 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 373    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

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05.03.2026 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning #BreakfastCrew Resisters!

Happy Thursday!โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒค๏ธ

Warm sun, endless beach, seating indoors & out with a relaxing pool for todayโ€™s Virtual Meet & Greet!๐Ÿ๏ธ๐ŸŠโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒž

Cocktails, Mocktails, Coffee & Tea available!๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅ‚โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿซ–

Meet some new friends.๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ Everyone welcomed!

Comment โœ๏ธ & say Hi! ๐Ÿ‘‹
#BlueCrew

05.03.2026 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 459    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 254    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

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05.03.2026 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Thursday and Good morning ๐Ÿ‘‹

I have a new starter pack out that I am adding to so if you arenโ€™t in it yet and want to comment here!

My priority is connecting resisters so if you want my help just let me know with a comment or meme.

Have an awesome day! โค๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ

#BlueStormComin1

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05.03.2026 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 214    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Beauty and the Beat #FunkyFairyTales
@weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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04.03.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Npt Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy Npt Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo

New shorts vid drop: Not Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo.

youtube.com/shorts/7_WWw...

04.03.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super Bowl halftime show, Bad Bunny's halftime performance brought in 4.157 billion views globally. So the only way to stop a Bad Bunny isnโ€™t with Kid Rock.

05.03.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump's White House ballroom is too big, architect says, as 2nd panel prepares to vote on it. You know what they say, big ballroom, small โ€ฆ.

05.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drumbellina #FunkyFairyTales
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04.03.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When America goes after black and brown people to divert attention it ought be called Wag the Snoop Dogg.

05.03.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bill for Iran war will be in the stratosphere, it seems Trumpโ€™s suffering from No Attention To the Deficit Disorder

03.03.2026 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super Bowl halftime show, Bad Bunny's halftime performance brought in 4.157 billion views globally. So the only way to stop a Bad Bunny isnโ€™t with Kid Rock.

05.03.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THE WASHINGTON POST: Bettors wagered $54 million on Khameneiโ€™s death. Now theyโ€™re not getting paid.
So itโ€™s like a Trump Casino.

04.03.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When America goes after black and brown people to divert attention it ought be called Wag the Snoop Dogg.

05.03.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text: IN RUSSIA: Russia Exploits Impoverished Africans with False Job Promises to Fuel Ukraine War | Image: A soldier in camouflage stands in a forest holding a rifle. | Tone: urgent, serious

Text: IN RUSSIA: Russia Exploits Impoverished Africans with False Job Promises to Fuel Ukraine War | Image: A soldier in camouflage stands in a forest holding a rifle. | Tone: urgent, serious

Graphic: A soldier in camouflage stands in a forest holding a rifle. | Text Overlay: "IN A VIDEO, FRANCIS WARNED OTHERS, SAYING, 'MANY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN THE NAME OF MONEY, REVEALING THE DEADLY REALITY BEHIND THE RECRUITMENT SCHEMES."
AFRICAN MEN ARE BEING LURED TO RUSSIA WITH FALSE PROMISES OF GOOD JOBS, ONLY TO BE FORCED INTO MILITARY SERVICE AND SENT TO FIGHT IN UKRAINE. KENYAN MOTHER ANNE NDARUA HAS NOT HEARD FROM HER SON FRANCIS FOR MONTHS AFTER HE TRAVELED FOR WHAT HE BELIEVED WAS ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING WORK. IN A VIDEO, FRANCIS WARNED OTHERS, SAYING, "MANY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN THE NAME OF MONEY," REVEALING THE DEADLY REALITY BEHIND THE RECRUITMENT SCHEMES.
NUMEROUS RECRUITS REPORT BEING UNPAID, STRIPPED OF PASSPORTS, AND TREATED WITH RACISM AND ABUSE WHILE TRAPPED ON THE FRONT LINES. THIS SYSTEM PREYS ON POVERTY AND DESPERATION, EXPLOITING VULNERABLE BLACK AFRICANS FOR A FOREIGN WAR THEY NEVER AGREED TO FIGHT.

Graphic: A soldier in camouflage stands in a forest holding a rifle. | Text Overlay: "IN A VIDEO, FRANCIS WARNED OTHERS, SAYING, 'MANY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN THE NAME OF MONEY, REVEALING THE DEADLY REALITY BEHIND THE RECRUITMENT SCHEMES." AFRICAN MEN ARE BEING LURED TO RUSSIA WITH FALSE PROMISES OF GOOD JOBS, ONLY TO BE FORCED INTO MILITARY SERVICE AND SENT TO FIGHT IN UKRAINE. KENYAN MOTHER ANNE NDARUA HAS NOT HEARD FROM HER SON FRANCIS FOR MONTHS AFTER HE TRAVELED FOR WHAT HE BELIEVED WAS ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING WORK. IN A VIDEO, FRANCIS WARNED OTHERS, SAYING, "MANY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN THE NAME OF MONEY," REVEALING THE DEADLY REALITY BEHIND THE RECRUITMENT SCHEMES. NUMEROUS RECRUITS REPORT BEING UNPAID, STRIPPED OF PASSPORTS, AND TREATED WITH RACISM AND ABUSE WHILE TRAPPED ON THE FRONT LINES. THIS SYSTEM PREYS ON POVERTY AND DESPERATION, EXPLOITING VULNERABLE BLACK AFRICANS FOR A FOREIGN WAR THEY NEVER AGREED TO FIGHT.

โ€œMany friends have died in the name of moneyโ€

NEW: Russia is luring African men with false promises of good jobs, only to be forced into military service in Ukraine.

Numerous recruits report being unpaid, stripped of passports, and abused while trapped on the front lines.

04.03.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 447    ๐Ÿ” 311    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
Npt Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy Npt Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo

New shorts vid drop: Not Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo.

youtube.com/shorts/7_WWw...

04.03.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RFK Jr. Says He Wants Dunkin' and Starbucks to Prove Their Drinks Are Safe. Heโ€™s still pissed they sell bear claws that arenโ€™t actual bear claws.

04.03.2026 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1