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Paul Lander

@paullander.bsky.social

TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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Iran apologized to its neighbors for bombing them. Your turn makers of the Melania movie

07.03.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats to all you Ecuador Firsters!

08.03.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man attacked by 300-pound alligator thought it was dead
Or, one of Shaquille O'Neal's shoes.

07.03.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasnโ€™t Markywayne the guy who replaced MarkyMarkโ€ฆ.

08.03.2026 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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54321 Presents: 5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World 54321 Presents: 5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World ย  Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark 54321 Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Pโ€ฆ

Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for featuring
5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World

humoroutcasts.com/2026/54321-p...

07.03.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasnโ€™t Markywayne the guy who replaced MarkyMarkโ€ฆ.

08.03.2026 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iran apologized to its neighbors for bombing them. Your turn makers of the Melania movie

07.03.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

US Loses 92,000 jobs. 92001 because, y'know, Kristie Noem...

06.03.2026 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy 5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World

New Episode drop โ€” 54321: 5 Potential Disney Animated Movies To prepare Kids For The Real World.
And for Those of Us Who Remain Terribly Immature

youtu.be/MfU4YyJgcj4?...

06.03.2026 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

David Copperfield ends his Las Vegas residency at the MGM after 25 years of show. Or as he known on Pedo Island David Cop-A-Feel.

07.03.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

David Copperfield ends his Las Vegas residency at the MGM after 25 years of show. Or as he known on Pedo Island David Cop-A-Feel.

07.03.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man attacked by 300-pound alligator thought it was dead
Or, one of Shaquille O'Neal's shoes.

07.03.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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54321 Presents: 5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World 54321 Presents: 5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World ย  Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark 54321 Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Pโ€ฆ

Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for featuring
5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World

humoroutcasts.com/2026/54321-p...

07.03.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œThe easiest thing we could do is a general strike.

Stay home, thatโ€™s all we asking.

And I guarantee every billionaire in this country thatโ€™s gonna lose all their millions of dollars in one day โ€” theyโ€™re gonna be at our feetโ€ฆ

But thatโ€™s up to us.โ€

youtu.be/Ly3mjB9dxA4?...

07.03.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 519    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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a black cat is holding a nail clipper in front of a brick wall with the words " every day is cat day " above it ALT: a black cat is holding a nail clipper in front of a brick wall with the words " every day is cat day " above it

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07.03.2026 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including this one with usual amazing editorial cartoonists.

06.03.2026 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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07.03.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1908 Cincinnati Mayor Mark Breith stands before city council and announces that, "women are not physically fit to operate
1955 Musical "Peter Pan", starring Mary Martin broadcast live on NBC attracts a then record 65 million viewers
1965 Alabama state troopers and 600 black protesters clash in Selma during "Bloody Sunday", protesters, including future congressman John Lewis beaten and hospitalized
1972 "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" single written by Ewan MacColl, released by Roberta Flack (Billboard Song of the Year 1972)
1990 3 passengers killed & 162 injured as subway train derails (Philadelphia)
2011 Charlie Sheen is fired from the CBS sitcom "Two and a Haif
Men
2022 Global death toll from Covid-19 passes 6 million according to Johns Hopkins figures, with 57% of the world's population fully vaccinated
@getyourfoxyback

1908 Cincinnati Mayor Mark Breith stands before city council and announces that, "women are not physically fit to operate 1955 Musical "Peter Pan", starring Mary Martin broadcast live on NBC attracts a then record 65 million viewers 1965 Alabama state troopers and 600 black protesters clash in Selma during "Bloody Sunday", protesters, including future congressman John Lewis beaten and hospitalized 1972 "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" single written by Ewan MacColl, released by Roberta Flack (Billboard Song of the Year 1972) 1990 3 passengers killed & 162 injured as subway train derails (Philadelphia) 2011 Charlie Sheen is fired from the CBS sitcom "Two and a Haif Men 2022 Global death toll from Covid-19 passes 6 million according to Johns Hopkins figures, with 57% of the world's population fully vaccinated @getyourfoxyback

๐ŸฅžHappy Flapjack Day๐Ÿฅž

๐ŸฆŠ Meet and Greet ๐ŸฆŠ

Wether you call them flapjacks or pancakes they still are yummy

When I was a kid we always would go to the International House of Pancakes after Sunday service
I loved the silver dollar pancakes ๐Ÿฅž

We will be okay

โค๏ธ Love โค๏ธ

๐ŸฆŠ Foxy ๐ŸฆŠ

07.03.2026 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 278    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

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07.03.2026 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a painting of a cat with the words happy saturday on it ALT: a painting of a cat with the words happy saturday on it

Happy #Caturday Saturday and good morning ๐Ÿ‘‹

There were many parties last night and more to come this evening so join us and meet more friends!

If you are #NeverTrump and want my help growing your account leave a comment or meme.

Have an awesome day! โค๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ

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07.03.2026 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 143    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Noem lent Melania Trump one of DHSโ€™ luxury jets as an โ€˜insurance policyโ€™ to protect her from spending backlash, report says. I donโ€™t really care. Do you?

07.03.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noem lent Melania Trump one of DHSโ€™ luxury jets as an โ€˜insurance policyโ€™ to protect her from spending backlash, report says. I donโ€™t really care. Do you?

07.03.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1 in 200 People May Be Related to Genghis Khan โ€ฆ Thatโ€™s Genghis Cohen if theyโ€™re Jewish โ€ฆ

06.03.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy 5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World

New Episode drop โ€” 54321: 5 Potential Disney Animated Movies To prepare Kids For The Real World.
And for Those of Us Who Remain Terribly Immature

youtu.be/MfU4YyJgcj4?...

06.03.2026 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey hey

06.03.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot going on. But yeahโ€ฆ

06.03.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting heโ€™s not there.

06.03.2026 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1 in 200 People May Be Related to Genghis Khan โ€ฆ Thatโ€™s Genghis Cohen if theyโ€™re Jewish โ€ฆ

06.03.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump's White House ballroom is too big, architect says, as 2nd panel prepares to vote on it. You know what they say, big ballroom, small โ€ฆ.

05.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0