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'Inexperienced nudist acquitted of indecent exposure charges'
For his sake I hope it wasn't for insufficient evidence.

As temps soar and sink, we’ve got verse ranging from wildfire-hot to #ICE-cold...

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Ghislaine Maxwell ‘told reporter that Epstein had tapes of Trump and Clinton’. Well you could feel the heat between them in photos.

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Ghislaine Maxwell ‘told reporter that Epstein had tapes of Trump and Clinton’. Well you could feel the heat between them in photos.

'Inexperienced nudist acquitted of indecent exposure charges'
For his sake I hope it wasn't for insufficient evidence.

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There's No Place Like Homicide! This week, in 1892, Lizzie Borden axed her parents!

We stay in Lizzie Borden's house! It's Murder Week in my Substack!
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Historic Russia earthquake joins top 6 strongest ever recorded. Yeah but that’s according to the Russian seismologist who doubles as a gymnastics judge. So who knows.

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Trump Labor Department downgraded job numbers for May and June by 250000. In fairness. George Santos took most of those jobs with him to prison.

Trump tells Schumer to ‘go to hell’ amid standoff over confirming president’s nominees. And to use his name for better service.

Breaking: Luka Doncic has signed a three-year, $165 million maximum contract extension with the Los Angeles Lakers. With the tariffs that’s like 187 mil.

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1892 Sunday school teacher Lizzie Borden's father and stepmother are murdered with an axe in Fall River, Massachusetts; Borden is later arrested, tried and acquitted 1914 US President Woodrow Wilson issues his "Proclamation of Neutrality" to keep the United States out of the war in Europe 1934 Giants outfielder Mel Ott becomes first player in MLB history to score 6 runs in a game as New York beats Phillies, 21-4 1942 First train with Jews departs Mechelen, Belgium for Auschwitz 1944 Anne Frank is arrested in Amsterdam by German Security Police 1955 Eisenhower authorizes $46 million for the construction of CIA headquarters 1964 Bodies of civil rights workers Michael Schwerner, Andrew Goodman and James E. Chaney discovered in an earthen Mississippi dam 1984 Prince's "Purple Rain" album goes #1 & stays #1 for 24 weeks 1988 Congress votes $20,000 to each Japanese-American interned in WW II 2009 Kim Jong-il meets former president Bill Clinton. He pardons and releases captured American journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling who were found guilty of entering the country illegally. 2015 Muppets Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog announce the end of their relationship on Twitter 2020 UN says COVID-19 pandemic has created biggest educational disruption in history affecting nearly 1.6 million students in 190 countries, 94% worldwide 2021 Global known COVID-19 caseload passes 200 million, with the death toll at 4.2 million according to Johns Hopkins 2022 Infowars conspiracy theorist Alex Jones ordered to pay $4.1 million in compensatory damages to parents of child killed in Sandy Hook massacre after Jones claimed it was a hoax

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Caitlyn Jenner Blames Ex Kris Jenner for New Family Drama Involving Daughters Kylie and Kendall. These people don’t have lives they ‘Continued next weeks.’

Trump says he will fire labor statistics chief after weak jobs report. Here’s betting he hires that expert on labor the Octomom….

They Paved Paradise? A Closer Look at Trump’s New White House Rose Garden — Vogue In the spring of 1963, toddler John F. Kennedy Jr. was photographed in a powder-blue suit wandering the freshly mulched paths of the White House Rose Garden.

Yes, Vogue finds this a most horrible and disgraceful change to the White House Rose Garden.

They also very much inferred Trump lacks taste and class.

… No wonder FLOTUS has never graced Vogue’s cover.

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Looking for the RFK Jr reboot …,

The Wonderful Mrs Measles.

Police say man arrested for drunk driving blamed turtle, cat, and squirrel in wreck
One question: How badly wrecked was his ark?

Bull or Full-of-Bull Market You decide!

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The famous booth from ‘The Sopranos’ final episode sold on eBay for $82,000. … Only problem, every meal ends disappointingly.

The famous booth from ‘The Sopranos’ final episode sold on eBay for $82,000. … Only problem, every meal ends disappointingly.

Looking for the RFK Jr reboot …,

The Wonderful Mrs Measles.

Police say man arrested for drunk driving blamed turtle, cat, and squirrel in wreck
One question: How badly wrecked was his ark?

If I drank a shot every time Trump changed his Epstein story I’d be Secretary of Defense.