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Paul Lander

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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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Trump's White House ballroom is too big, architect says, as 2nd panel prepares to vote on it. You know what they say, big ballroom, small โ€ฆ.

05.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drumbellina #FunkyFairyTales
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04.03.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super Bowl halftime show, Bad Bunny's halftime performance brought in 4.157 billion views globally. So the only way to stop a Bad Bunny isnโ€™t with Kid Rock.

05.03.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Npt Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy Npt Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo

New shorts vid drop: Not Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo.

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04.03.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When America goes after black and brown people to divert attention it ought be called Wag the Snoop Dogg.

05.03.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bill for Iran war will be in the stratosphere, it seems Trumpโ€™s suffering from No Attention To the Deficit Disorder

03.03.2026 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Beauty and the Beat #FunkyFairyTales
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04.03.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RFK Jr. Says He Wants Dunkin' and Starbucks to Prove Their Drinks Are Safe. Heโ€™s still pissed they sell bear claws that arenโ€™t actual bear claws.

04.03.2026 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Super Bowl halftime show, Bad Bunny's halftime performance brought in 4.157 billion views globally. So the only way to stop a Bad Bunny isnโ€™t with Kid Rock.

05.03.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THE WASHINGTON POST: Bettors wagered $54 million on Khameneiโ€™s death. Now theyโ€™re not getting paid.
So itโ€™s like a Trump Casino.

04.03.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When America goes after black and brown people to divert attention it ought be called Wag the Snoop Dogg.

05.03.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text: IN RUSSIA: Russia Exploits Impoverished Africans with False Job Promises to Fuel Ukraine War | Image: A soldier in camouflage stands in a forest holding a rifle. | Tone: urgent, serious

Text: IN RUSSIA: Russia Exploits Impoverished Africans with False Job Promises to Fuel Ukraine War | Image: A soldier in camouflage stands in a forest holding a rifle. | Tone: urgent, serious

Graphic: A soldier in camouflage stands in a forest holding a rifle. | Text Overlay: "IN A VIDEO, FRANCIS WARNED OTHERS, SAYING, 'MANY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN THE NAME OF MONEY, REVEALING THE DEADLY REALITY BEHIND THE RECRUITMENT SCHEMES."
AFRICAN MEN ARE BEING LURED TO RUSSIA WITH FALSE PROMISES OF GOOD JOBS, ONLY TO BE FORCED INTO MILITARY SERVICE AND SENT TO FIGHT IN UKRAINE. KENYAN MOTHER ANNE NDARUA HAS NOT HEARD FROM HER SON FRANCIS FOR MONTHS AFTER HE TRAVELED FOR WHAT HE BELIEVED WAS ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING WORK. IN A VIDEO, FRANCIS WARNED OTHERS, SAYING, "MANY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN THE NAME OF MONEY," REVEALING THE DEADLY REALITY BEHIND THE RECRUITMENT SCHEMES.
NUMEROUS RECRUITS REPORT BEING UNPAID, STRIPPED OF PASSPORTS, AND TREATED WITH RACISM AND ABUSE WHILE TRAPPED ON THE FRONT LINES. THIS SYSTEM PREYS ON POVERTY AND DESPERATION, EXPLOITING VULNERABLE BLACK AFRICANS FOR A FOREIGN WAR THEY NEVER AGREED TO FIGHT.

Graphic: A soldier in camouflage stands in a forest holding a rifle. | Text Overlay: "IN A VIDEO, FRANCIS WARNED OTHERS, SAYING, 'MANY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN THE NAME OF MONEY, REVEALING THE DEADLY REALITY BEHIND THE RECRUITMENT SCHEMES." AFRICAN MEN ARE BEING LURED TO RUSSIA WITH FALSE PROMISES OF GOOD JOBS, ONLY TO BE FORCED INTO MILITARY SERVICE AND SENT TO FIGHT IN UKRAINE. KENYAN MOTHER ANNE NDARUA HAS NOT HEARD FROM HER SON FRANCIS FOR MONTHS AFTER HE TRAVELED FOR WHAT HE BELIEVED WAS ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING WORK. IN A VIDEO, FRANCIS WARNED OTHERS, SAYING, "MANY FRIENDS HAVE DIED IN THE NAME OF MONEY," REVEALING THE DEADLY REALITY BEHIND THE RECRUITMENT SCHEMES. NUMEROUS RECRUITS REPORT BEING UNPAID, STRIPPED OF PASSPORTS, AND TREATED WITH RACISM AND ABUSE WHILE TRAPPED ON THE FRONT LINES. THIS SYSTEM PREYS ON POVERTY AND DESPERATION, EXPLOITING VULNERABLE BLACK AFRICANS FOR A FOREIGN WAR THEY NEVER AGREED TO FIGHT.

โ€œMany friends have died in the name of moneyโ€

NEW: Russia is luring African men with false promises of good jobs, only to be forced into military service in Ukraine.

Numerous recruits report being unpaid, stripped of passports, and abused while trapped on the front lines.

04.03.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 422    ๐Ÿ” 291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
Npt Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy Npt Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo

New shorts vid drop: Not Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo.

youtube.com/shorts/7_WWw...

04.03.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RFK Jr. Says He Wants Dunkin' and Starbucks to Prove Their Drinks Are Safe. Heโ€™s still pissed they sell bear claws that arenโ€™t actual bear claws.

04.03.2026 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thereโ€™s that!

04.03.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russian Businessman Found Dead Of Gunshot Wound After Being Named in Epstein Files. So, natural causes.

04.03.2026 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Artist Formerly Known As the Frog Prince #FunkyFairyTales
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04.03.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THE WASHINGTON POST: Bettors wagered $54 million on Khameneiโ€™s death. Now theyโ€™re not getting paid.
So itโ€™s like a Trump Casino.

04.03.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Beauty and the Beat #FunkyFairyTales
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04.03.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey hey

04.03.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Why Did I Walk into This Room? - Christy Heitger-Ewing Buy the Book:AmazonBarnes & NobleBraughler Books Published by: Braughler BooksRelease Date: February 2026Pages: 176ISBN13: 979-8-89390-096-5ย  OVERVIEW A book that reads like a conversation with your f...

A big woot, woot for my pal Christy Heitger-Ewing and the birth of her new book into the world. I liked it so much I provided a blurb. And meant every word!

christyheitger-ewing.com/books/why-di...

03.03.2026 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gangsta Rapunzel #FunkyFairyTales
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04.03.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey hey

04.03.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Artist Formerly Known As the Frog Prince #FunkyFairyTales
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04.03.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gangsta Rapunzel #FunkyFairyTales
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04.03.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drumbellina #FunkyFairyTales
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04.03.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russian Businessman Found Dead Of Gunshot Wound After Being Named in Epstein Files. So, natural causes.

04.03.2026 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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04.03.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning and happy Wednesday๐Ÿ‘‹

There were many parties last night so I hope you are able to make new friends!

If you want my help gaining friends, comment or leave a meme. Have a great day. โค๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‹

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04.03.2026 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 359    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

๐Ÿ’™

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