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Paul Lander

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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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Trump Dances YMCA as Troops Are Warned They May Die in Iran. Especially those โ€˜in the Navy.โ€™

01.03.2026 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roger Daltry reflects on life and health at 81. At the point after all those loud shoes heโ€™s less The Who
And more the Huh.

01.03.2026 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roger Daltry reflects on life and health at 81. At the point after all those loud shoes heโ€™s less The Who
And more the Huh.

01.03.2026 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump Dances YMCA as Troops Are Warned They May Die in Iran. Especially those โ€˜in the Navy.โ€™

01.03.2026 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look for Trump to rename Persian Gulf after himself and call it Perversion Gulf.

01.03.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look for Trump to rename Persian Gulf after himself and call it Perversion Gulf.

01.03.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump is the peace President. He wants a piece of Venezuela, a piece of Iran and piece of Greenlandโ€ฆ

01.03.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he was he said no new whores. Making him the piece president.

01.03.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he was he said no new whores. Making him the piece president.

01.03.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From Board of Peace to Bored of Peace.

28.02.2026 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Trump is the peace President. He wants a piece of Venezuela, a piece of Iran and piece of Greenlandโ€ฆ

01.03.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From Board of Peace to Bored of Peace.

28.02.2026 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
5,4,3,2,1: Five Places You Should Make Sure You Get Your Deposit Back on That Airbnb
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy 5,4,3,2,1: Five Places You Should Make Sure You Get Your Deposit Back on That Airbnb

54321 drop: 5 Places You Should make sure you get your deposit back on that Airbnb
Take a look, you can thank us later.

youtu.be/f6QIob8kUJY

21.02.2026 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seahawks Coach Mike Macdonald Reveals Tom Brady Texted Him After Team Defeated Patriots in Super Bowl Win. Damn, the deflated balls on that Brady guy.

27.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maury Povich Wants No Part of Bonnie Blue's 400-Man Pregnancy Saga. Opening all those envelopes has gotta cause serious carpel tunnel syndrome.

28.02.2026 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Multiple states want to get rid of daylight saving time
The hope is to keep their citizens in the dark 24/7.

27.02.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’™

28.02.2026 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning and Happy Saturday #Caturday๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ’™โ˜ฎ๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

There were many parties last night and will be more this evening so join us ๐ŸŽ‰

If you want my help boosting your account leave a meme or comment.

Trump attacked Iran another distraction.

Repost

28.02.2026 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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28.02.2026 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1849 1st boat load of gold rush prospectors arrives in San Francisco from the east coast
1878 Congress overrides US President Rutherford B. Hayes' veto of the Bland-Allison Act, requiring the Treasury to buy a certain amount of silver and put it into circulation as silver dollars
1909 1st National Woman's Day is observed in the United States.
Organized by the Socialist Party of America in honor of the 1908 garment workers' strike in New York, where women protested against working conditions.
1939 The erroneous word "Dord" is discovered in the Webster's New International Dictionary, Second Edition, prompting an investigation
1947 February 28 Massacre: Anti-government uprising in Taiwan is violently put down by Chiang Kai-shek and his Kuomintang-led Republic of China government with the loss of 18,000-28,000 lives.
Marks the beginning of the White Terror.
1966 Sandy Koufax and Don Drysdale begin a joint holdout against the Los Angeles Dodgers
@getyourfoxyback

1849 1st boat load of gold rush prospectors arrives in San Francisco from the east coast 1878 Congress overrides US President Rutherford B. Hayes' veto of the Bland-Allison Act, requiring the Treasury to buy a certain amount of silver and put it into circulation as silver dollars 1909 1st National Woman's Day is observed in the United States. Organized by the Socialist Party of America in honor of the 1908 garment workers' strike in New York, where women protested against working conditions. 1939 The erroneous word "Dord" is discovered in the Webster's New International Dictionary, Second Edition, prompting an investigation 1947 February 28 Massacre: Anti-government uprising in Taiwan is violently put down by Chiang Kai-shek and his Kuomintang-led Republic of China government with the loss of 18,000-28,000 lives. Marks the beginning of the White Terror. 1966 Sandy Koufax and Don Drysdale begin a joint holdout against the Los Angeles Dodgers @getyourfoxyback

๐ŸงšHappy Tooth Fairy Day ๐Ÿงš
๐ŸฆŠ Meet and Greet ๐ŸฆŠ

In 1927, Esther Watkins Arnold printed an eight-page playlet for children called The Tooth Fairy.

Arnold's play began to be performed in schools the following year, and the tooth fairy has been in homes ever since

We will be okay
Love
Foxy

28.02.2026 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 301    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Maury Povich Wants No Part of Bonnie Blue's 400-Man Pregnancy Saga. Opening all those envelopes has gotta cause serious carpel tunnel syndrome.

28.02.2026 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Making Another Murderer:ย The Captivating Case of Temujin Kensu - UNICORN RIOT Nearly a dozen witnesses have placed Temujin Kensu 450 miles away from a 1980s murder in Michigan. Yet, 40 years later, his conviction stands.

NEW:

No murder weapon was ever produced, and no gunshot residue was found on his clothing.

An ammunition box found at the murder scene contained a fingerprint that did not belong to him.

Yet Temujin Kensu remains behind bars in Michigan.

Itโ€™s been 40 years.

28.02.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 387    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Maury Povich Wants No Part of Bonnie Blue's 400-Man Pregnancy Saga. No word if that was as host or participantโ€ฆ

27.02.2026 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Five Rejected Peanuts Specials Good Grief, Theyโ€™re Bad

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28.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohio farm fire kills 6,000 hogs and pigs, officials say. Instead of water they might as well just put it out with barbecue sauce.

27.02.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha

28.02.2026 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Five Rejected Peanuts Specials Good Grief, Theyโ€™re Bad

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28.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neither Clinton pled the fifth. Hegseth: Oh goody. More for me โ€ฆ oh wait.

27.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, Moodyโ€™s is gonna change its name to Surly.

27.02.2026 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neither Clinton pled the fifth. Hegseth: Oh goody. More for me โ€ฆ oh wait.

27.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0