BRILLIANT!

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a dark room and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a dark room and looking at the camera .

Frank Booth endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

The drippy faucet in my bathroom just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Someday there will be a reckoning for the serial killings that the US government is engaged in on the oceans. Another admin should not refuse to extradite indicted officials to Intl Criminal Courts and senior military officers “just following orders” should not be exempted.

I'm glad they got there! Have a good day with your students!

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Cookies are on their way

Maybe he's building a ballroom so he can fulfill his fantasy of being a Disney princess?

He's gonna need at least an EEEE width on those glass slippers.

How about actual nazis then. The real thing

It is National Sarcasm Awareness month and Smack an Annoying Coworker day.

So far, I have escaped unscathed and I have no charges pending against me.

I feel like I should get an award.

My husband Randy and I were watching a documentary about The Clash.

Me: Did Joe Strummer just say "you're only as good as your trauma?"
Randy: Drummer. You're only as good as your drummer.
Me: Trauma works too, though, doesn't it?

Conversation that is exclusive to teenagers and political candidates:

"Can I have 10 dollars? No? How about 5? Okay, 3 then? Just a dollar. Can I have just ONE dollar?"

I just sent a text that included the words "I am not" and my predictive text suggested following that with "a good person"

My phone is a dick

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I wonder why we don't celebrate Charles Manson day or Jeffrey Dahmer day? Although, they didn't kill NEARLY as many people as Columbus.

ICE is killing people's pets.

They shot someone's dog ffs.

If it were any other human, I'd feel embarrassed for someone who begged over and over for any prize.

But him? It is gratifying.

It doesn't matter in the big scheme of things, but I'm satisfied knowing he's a groveling loser who will shuffle off this life pissed off as fuck.

This is why we must begin national strikes.

WAKE UP, AMERICA!

This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.

I've had "Gimme Some Water" by Eddie Money stuck in my head all day. At this point, I am fairly sure that I killed a man at the Mexican border.

How to spot a trans

Excerpt from Trump’s birthday message to Jeffrey Epstein:

“A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.”

Narrator: One of those “wonderful secrets” was raping a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD CHILD.

#Epstein

What will it take for regular people to understand that if they refuse to stand up against fascism they will not be spared? Fascism is a serial killer with no restrictions on who it targets.

Why wouldn't it be?

It is both National Sarcasm Awareness month and Take Your Parent's To Lunch day.

Yeah. Sure. I would LOVE to go to Bob Evans.

Y'all no. I can't start my day with a Dolly scare like that. Just no. NO.