Adam Hughes

Then they came for the journalists

I really need Democratic lawmakers to understand that we're fed up with them simply posting on social media "this has to stop" without calling for specific actions to make it stop.

We know this needs to stop. We elected you. Tell us what needs to be done to make it stop.

America didn't. The supreme court, however...

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

They really bombed Venezuela before releasing the Epstein files.

Remember how many hours of hearings they did on Benghazi and I don’t even think we’re gonna get an angry post it on Venezuela

Trump went on tv to “shut up, piggy” all of America.

Seems like the kind of thing federal agents could handle if they weren’t busy tracking down America’s most wanted DoorDash delivery drivers in DC.

Tell your family you love them.

Tell your friends you care about them.

Tell a stranger you value them.

Let them know. We all need to hear it today.

Not eating out to own the libs

What’s it going to take?

I think about this every damn day

Annabel LaBrecque: "every academic i know: *is unprecedentedly burnt out and anxiety-ridden* universities: good morning fam [goofy-face emoji] we trust you've been productive [glasses-nerd emoji] and relaxed [yoga emoji] this summer [sun emoji] we're pumped [100% emoji] to get you back on campus [columns-building emoji] don't forget to write your will [document emoji, hands up emoji]"

time to remember this classic tweet from five years ago

A Universal Basic Income that help the poor and generate economic growth from the ground up? We’ve no way of knowing that’ll work! Better we invest in artificial intelligence that is currently consuming all our power to create a John Cena lookalike that tells pornographic stories to children.

Violent crime in DC is at a 30-year low but crime at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is at an all-time high.

Pre-Nazi Twitter was the best.

The slickest, most cynical trick in this GOP bill is time-delaying the Medicaid/SNAP cuts to January 2027, so when they hit Dems may well hold the House and it will be easy for Republicans to blame them. And with no cuts for the next 18 months, people will forget what happened today.

But her e-mails

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

legitimately very funny that in a world where a reality tv host became president, left office, faced numerous criminal charges, and then became president again you will get people saying things like "a Muslim mayor of New York feels like something out of a postapocalypse film"

"this is the future liberals want" and it's just some guy taking a free bus to buy a dozen eggs for $2.99

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

putin calling for a 30 day trump-elon ceasefire

It's times like these I wish SNL's season hadn't ended already.

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

sadly the media never reports on the overwhelming majority of white lotus guests who have perfectly normal vacation experiences