Steve

I'd like to stress that all who dare oppose me will be treated kindly and *not* rounded up by the secret police

that's the best part though

well, you also take heroin while playing it

it's worth the crippling addiction, just as doing heroin is fantastic despite being addicted to heroin

I guess Vegas would frown pretty heavily on me having a bunch of jokers when I play poker

Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them

"this isn't my first rodeo"

- guy on only his second rodeo with loads still to learn

imagine if we said the metre was only 90cm long in July or changed to driving on the right every summer just because some guys who played golf yelled at us, absolutely absurd, sorta thing the McGillicudy Serious Party would have proposed

people talk about the pros and cons of daylight savings time like it's a deadly serious and respectable policy proposal but I oppose it on much more basic grounds: it's just a fundamentally silly idea not worthy of respect

Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it

Chippy's Dirty Dogs win Remutaka rather than Chippy himself

We must stand together against Brettian aggression

If anyone has it coming

Man, imagine how embarrassing it would be if you were the guy driving the city works contractor tractor for mowing the playing fields and you get caught up in one of those tractor convoys and everyone thinks you're one of them

this haunted french breakfast place is giving me the crepes

🫡🫡🫡

There is another one somewhere apparently but this is the Queenstown one

Blessing your timeline with New Zealand's greatest road sign

It's just an alternate name for Lowerer Hutt

Independent of Huttney, but still under the iron fist of The Great Council of Hutt

A map of NZ relabelled so that every location is Hutt-related, and the South Island is replaced with a large penguin, question marks, dragons, etc. Kāpiti is Hutt Coast, Bay of Plenty is Hutt of Plenty, Antarctica is Lowest Hutt, etc.

Map of Australia relabelled so that every location is Hutt-related: it is the Commonwealth of Westernmost Hutt, a protectorate of the capital of NZ, the mighty Hutt City. States are labelled as Queen’s Hutt, New South Hutt, Commonwealth Capital Hutt, Huttoria, Huttmania, Huttelaide, Northern Hutt, and Hutt River Province

Your timeline has been blessed with accurate maps of the Hutt

Stack six of those decos on top of each other

Yes

Sometimes I think maybe our accent is a bit ridiculous as I just had to ask several times in a conversation "wait, are you asking me or telling me"

What if the consequences are cuddles

Okay sure

I still haven't finished BG3 so Starfield is a long way off

No promises but I did uninstall Mastodon

Thanks, if I keep getting a good response I'll move up from the C-tier material to B-tier