Shawna Gawreluck

“There is now a temporary moratorium on referenda in Alberta.”

It’s like these separatist bampots are all yelling at each other in a phone booth, “SEE‽ EVERYBODY WANTS TO LEAVE.”

And are totally shocked that most Albertans do not also have a cranial-rectal impaction.

Alberta farmers hold off on big purchases as crop prices drop — and big U.S. suppliers feel the effects — Calgary Herald 'The numbers just don't pencil at all when you're talking $400 an hour to run a tractor,' said one Alberta farmer

If the Liberals are smart enough to introduce tough & enforced Right to Repair legislation, slap it first on farm equipment & heavily message it to farmers, the hold Conservatives have on Western Canadian riding will be shot to hell.

Just sayin’

#canpoli #ableg

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Peak mic drop when the dj trolls you.

#ableg

The funniest part about American Thanksgiving is that they haven’t figured out we Canadians celebrate it by partaking in all of their Black Friday sales & omit the all family drama, travel & indigestion

Sorry 😉

#thanksgiving

I hope she absolutely marinates in the sweet juicy bliss of karmic justice

Before we allow physicians to practice in a mixed private/public practice…

Ask why we have such a huge number of public operating rooms in our hospitals that sit perpetually empty, unfunded for pre, post & surgical care.

Every surgeon in alberta is SCREAMING for more public OR time.

#ableg

Or if he did have someone confirm it, a VAST overreach & overreaction

When someone’s that touchy, especially amongst the thick skinned of a seasoned politician, it’s a nerve that deserves further poking

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He can if he uses the data collected by poll cats during an election. We know who voted so we can run GOTV

But I do believe it’s illegal to use this data for any other purpose & access to this election data (also includes voters lists) requires signed attestation about misuse

My Twitter account at one time had 16,000 followers

Odd how I never needed a VPN.

🤔

Russia’s foreign policy mimics most drunken games of Risk.

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

My dream job is to be the person who calls out the pickup order numbers at the Costco hotdog counter.

But only if I can aggressively heckle all the people who’ll wait 10 minutes for their food & then be completely oblivious when it’s ready.

Sir, please inform your constituents that Trump blew that too.

#uspoli #Epstein

Area woman discovers it doesn’t matter how you look, the internet will always find a way to shame you.

A statement can be true yet wildly misleading

Inference & implication INTENDED to lead to misinterpretation

Politicians are masters at this

1000 “new” hospital beds & 3000 “new” teachers can be obtained while closing 1000 beds & 3000 teachers retiring

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic

Perv Reserve

Ded.

It’s a good thing for Ghislaine Maxwell that Epstein is dead because Megyn Kelly’s auditioning hard to be his new enabling girlfriend

#epstein #uspoli

Quick, someone ask Megyn if a 15 year old should be able to have an abortion without parental consent.

*coughs*

They prefer the term Publishing Princesses

I’ve used up all the bananas in my freezer.

The End is nigh

The American political class is so disconnected from voters that they don’t realize that regular folks are totally down with a giant pan partisan jail cell holding everyone involved with Epstein’s crimes.

#uspoli

Rats

Flee

Sinking

Ships

The Book of Revelations says that all will worship the Beast & given the internet just saved me from having to relearn the horrors of polynomial math to help my kid with their homework, I guess I’m all in with Great Satan.

I spilt flour on the kitchen floor, realized how slippery it was with my slippers, reminded me of my grandparents shuffleboard, pondering how shuffleboards disappeared & no one noticed & lost an hour of time

In case you’ve ever wondered how a person’s mind wanders on a long stretch of night shifts

But her emails.

Hillary’s marinating in a sea karmic bliss this morning

#uspoli #epstein #trump

Man insisting he doesn’t need to reflect after divorce is usually the reason for the divorce.

Just sayin’

#cdnpoli

Read

Just to fuck over The Man

You know, we’d probably do better at solving the affordable housing crisis if we stopped pretending the solution is allowing a developer to buy an infill lot for $500k, demolishing the house, putting two or three smaller houses on it & then selling each one for $600k.