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Thought of the week: why are flightless birds a thing. For penguins I get it since their flippers are supposed to make them not fly. But what about ostriches, they got big feathers why can’t they fly or even glide for that matter. Man evolution sure can be a bitch sometimes

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Remember kids, holding in a poo is bad for your health

Thought of the week: if monsters do appear under your bed, why is that. Did you put em there? Did they magically appear there with magic? Oooooor did they get there during a bad night of drinking and needed a place to crash. The world may never know

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Thought of the week: you think cowboys/cowgirls get offended when we call em that? Idk maybe that’s just a slur to people of the Wild West. You never know. Know a days anyone one will get offended by everything so why not a cowpeas- I mean um western-er. Wait that sounds worse.

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Thought of the week: remember kids. The great outdoors is always filled with dangers and nonsense. keep yourself safe by having at least one boomerang and one knife. For if you’re boomerang attack doesn’t work you can resort to scaring people with the knife

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Thought of the week: you ever wonder where those walk lines at traffic lights came from? It could be the construction men or maybe random wizard are marking where it’s truly safe to travel in these worlds. Or you know lizard people or something

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Thought of the week: are movies getting more and more weaker as we move forward. Sure we have original ideas still going through this day but have we used up all the good ideas and now they’re be nothing but bad idea after bad idea.

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Thought of the week: what’s the deal with hot dogs are they weenies made of dogs? Or lil weenie dogs that are hot. In for that matter I mostly find them cold then actually hot. So where dose the hot come from. Man all this hot dogs talk makes me wanna have a hot dog real bad

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You wish boomer

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Thought of the week: who’s idea was it to make birthday candles the wish maker on you’re birthday. Well why not change it up a bit. How about instead for one year we have, birthday fortune cookies or something. That sounds cool right?

This week’s my bday so give me best wishes on getting older

“How do we close it” a skit featuring @itspapamac.bsky.social and @jaymanblu.bsky.social

#meme #oc #carbinmonoxide #friends #skit #funnyskit

Thought of the week: school is starting soon and you know what that means. Time to turn yourself to the cops. Ay 1 sentence in the slammer is better then another year with with knowledge you ain’t gunna use later. Am I right?

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Say this the next time you need a white shirt for a job with a strict white shirt dress code then let’s see if you need a change of style

Repost this or else the boogeyman will come searching for you and will change all your white clothing to pink clothing for the inconvenience

Jokes on you. I got an award for “most to be cancelled”

Today’s thought was originally from the mind of @kirbkipdraws.bsky.social go follow him

Thought of the week: you ever think there’s a reason robots have red eyes when they go evil? Like did they’re inventors knew they’d disobey them eventually so the put red LED lights to signify that. Damn If they have time to put lights on eyes why not have time to make them OBEY!
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@itspapamac.bsky.social I’m in your walls and you can’t find me >:3

Imposter Dan baking 🍪
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Thought of the week: if anyone thought it was cool to ride a horse I can confirm it…… is pretty cool but uncomfortable as fuck! You gotta extend your legs in a weird way and then clamp them to the horse. And when the horse moves it’s a war zone of balancing. Overall uncomfortable

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Thought of the week: you ever have a dream where you become another person and then wake up feeling like you’re minds being controlled by that person? Well just wack your head with a shovel to take control again unless it doesn’t work. Welp, Then welcome to your new life.

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Thought of the week: if you ever go job searching NEVER 👏GET👏INTO👏FOOD👏SERVICE!!!! Trust me when I say it’s a fucking nightmare. I’m only doing it cuse it’s just my best bet for now. Hell even working at old navy is better then this crap. SAVE YOURSELF!!!!

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Thought of the week: you ever just have that random day of the month where you just start crying at a random time. Like you don’t know why you’re feeling like crying but you just can’t help but cry. Just a me thing?

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He turned out awesome thank youuuuuuuu!!!!!!

So bananza slama am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe