missy ✞ 🦬

we need to unplug this country wait 60 seconds and plug the country back in

she loves stand up and will incorporate it into other tricks (stands before sitting down, stands while giving me her paw which results in a high-five, even you can see at the beginning here that she stands while spinning around). she will even do it unprompted and pounce on people

tricks—1 spin around and 2 stand ups

whenever I "temporarily" set a profile pic/banner while I decide what it'll actually be it ends up taking me an infinite amount of time to decide and I never change it so chances are i'm going to be stuck with this dumb wolf forever

I am not calling it a rub. butterflies rub to make a noise, but the rub is not the noise. and it is just rubbing, not rubbing one out you filthy m*n. also, if butterfly pupae sounds count, tweets might still be valid...

y'all it's crazy how the book tweet (what do you call posts on this app) drew in a few actual real authors. I guess because people are searching for book-related stuff but still they must've been so disappointed if, upon clicking on my account, found out that is not most of what I post about at all

context: i don't know how nice LA actually is but i use Google Earth to write so not everything's calculated to be pretty and sometimes I put it on street view and it's just. ew give me back my cliffs and waterfalls. why is there pavement on the beach. Stop

another thing (I am writingposting again because I do that to avoid writing). my main character has been (mentally) whining for the past ~20k words about how much she misses her home in Yosemite (she's been in LA) and i'm just realizing like... girl same I hate writing this ghetto ass city

me when i'm writing a fictional book and realize i'm allowed to make things up 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

don't mind me i'm just luring noah kahan to this site

not only is this weird it doesn’t work. like for a “tweeting” alternative it does but not “tweets” itself

he mad chill… jus always in his own lil world

i don’t like this app there’s not enough people and i don’t get enough attention and the fyp is weird and worst of all noah isn’t here

sorry i haven’t used “:3” in ~5 years that was weird

flutters :3

i wanted my username to be BusyheadOhWhereYaHeading because twitter limited me from that but it was still too long even for this site. i then tried WindowSeatInA90sPlane, still too long. my last resort was ForAllThemHorses