@flatfish.bsky.social
Parent, Instigator, Creative, Artist, Gamer & Cinephile When I retire I’ll have time to watch more baseball and hockey.
America is having a Sophie’s choice between the enemy of my enemy at the moment.
06.06.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let's just make it to Friday.
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A picture of Vladimir Putin holding his phone
“Wait guys, P. Hegseth is typing…”
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A prism diagram showing a beam of light split into a rainbow spectrum. White beam labeled "all the joy and horror of modernity" prism labeled "one tired guy" rainbow labeled "excellent corporate videos"
Some days it feels like
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#tesla #Teslatakedown #Teslatakeover
21.02.2025 17:22 — 👍 442 🔁 76 💬 20 📌 4Solid argument. I'm in..
12.02.2025 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just saved a ton of money cutting cable… and subscribing to twelve streaming services. I think.
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I need a Rob Zombie cover of Expresso stat!
09.01.2025 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m confused for a few reasons...
08.01.2025 05:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever invented pizza should have been canonized.
04.01.2025 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy New Year!
01.01.2025 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, that was Christmas.
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I can't decide which AI to use... can't they just start fighting already. I'll go with the winner.
19.12.2024 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm already over 2025.
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logging on
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If we learned anything from Donald’s first four years… not too many underlings made it out unscathed. I can’t imagine anything less for this go around.
18.11.2024 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That Netflix fight was certainly a spectacle no one won, we all just lost a bit of dignity.
16.11.2024 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think the best course of action is to take a four year news sabbatical. Not idea, but might be necessary for mental health.
11.11.2024 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let's end the grift tonight!
#nov5th
I’m not sure how kids in the 80’s, that didn’t play Tetris, survive in the real world.
20.10.2024 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being a glasses wearer… I’ve never seen a more slappable pair.
26.09.2024 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ohtani is a machine.
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Advertising used to be fun. What happened?
18.09.2024 15:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had Tabasco Soy Sauce in Japan once… I’ve been chasing that high ever since.
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users—oh, how you’ve grown up so fast. From Skeets to furries… to well. Guess not much has changed.
17.09.2024 14:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean ‘Bad Boys For Life’… talk about calling your shot—right out of the gate. #diddy
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