The artwork for my upcoming @heritageopenday event has a boat sailing on a river made of candy floss clouds, and I really want to share it. So near to being ready, but not near enough to share. And Iโm very tired.
05.08.2025 21:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
As usual, Iโm working on seven things. And, as usual, all seven will be ready at roughly the same time. And I donโt think thatโs the best way of working.
05.08.2025 18:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I want more music that sounds like the theme tune to World in Action.
02.08.2025 18:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm not 50 yet again. It keeps happening. Every year the same. Maybe next year.
31.07.2025 12:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Sign with the old Leeds Motorway City of the Seventies council logo on it.
There arenโt many of these left.
27.07.2025 16:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I was going to go for a walk today for a change of scenery, but I sat on the other sofa instead. Same effect.
26.07.2025 16:50 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The Only One I Know (1990) by The Charlatans has just come on and I remember that I loved dancing to it as a โnostalgiaโ track about four years later.
25.07.2025 20:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If I did grow a moustache, would it help?
25.07.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Portrait mode should be banned.
25.07.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
About three days after sending a badge design off for production, I worry if itโs any good, or if it might be a mistake. Itโs useful at those moments to remember the idiom โThe die is castโ, mainly because when it comes to metal pin badges, itโs literally true.
25.07.2025 19:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A pint on a table with a hexagonal pattern printed on the side.
A wasp keeps examining my pint, probably because of its waspโs nest design.
25.07.2025 19:01 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Post on the โWhatโs on in Manchesterโ page saying Oasis are kicking off their London gigs.
Surely better to post this on the โWhatโs not on in Manchesterโ page?
25.07.2025 17:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I dunno, I'd go on a topless cruise but not a bottomless one
24.07.2025 21:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Canal boat with a section without a roof.
Well, the boat looks more topless than bottomless.
24.07.2025 21:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Sign saying โbottomless boat toursโ.
Even though itโd sink, Iโll give anything a go.
24.07.2025 21:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Too young to have a moustache back then and too old this time round.
24.07.2025 19:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A red arrow shape facing north west on a white background.
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Coming soon. #LeedsMotorwayCity
24.07.2025 19:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A large Spinosaur standing in water in a dock.
There once was a Leeds dinosaur, and I asked people of Leeds what it should be called. Alan Bennett was the overwhelming response. It was a big thing on what was then Twitter. Probably too niche for a badge, but I do keep thinking about it.
22.07.2025 20:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ok, just pressed the go button on something rather exciting. #LeedsMotorwayCity
22.07.2025 18:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm in favour of 16 and 17 year olds having the vote. But everyone who didnโt get to vote at those ages should also be asked how they would have voted. History should then be altered to reflect any possible change in electoral results. Actually, wasnโt this a #DoctorWho episode?
22.07.2025 17:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Looking for some live music to listen to while on the cross trainer for an hour, and I thought of Pink Floyd. Actually, just one track might do it. Actually, I could probably get two or three sessions out of the trackโs guitar solo alone.
21.07.2025 20:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Just heard a song playing in a bar by a band whose singer owns one of my t-shirts.
21.07.2025 18:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Facebook telling me that my last story got one view before it expired and that I can create a new one.
Is this a compliment.
19.07.2025 22:32 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Needs reviving!
19.07.2025 07:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Gold printed owl on white paper in a black frame on a shelf.
Gold printed owl on white paper.
Prints of Thieves black sticker.
Leeds Owl badge on backing card.
โGolden Earsโ (the badge) has been joined by another of her golden-eared feathered friends. A limited run of 30 A5 prints, beautifully hand screen printed in gold locally in Leeds by the amazing Prints of Thieves.
19.07.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Josephโs Well Green and gold sign on a brick wall.
The sign being loaded onto a van.
The sign on its side in my hallway.
Remember that old Leeds venue sign I was able to rescue last year? Actually four in the end. Well, one now has a permanent new home (and frame) thanks to Northern Guitars. Much better than being stuck in my hallway.
18.07.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
With a name like Leo Sayer, he should be a rapper not a singer. #totp
18.07.2025 19:56 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Vince Clarke with short hair except the long fringe.
Vince Clarke + Phil Oakey = almost a whole hairdo. #totp
18.07.2025 19:46 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Jive Bunny is still a source of nightmares. #totp
18.07.2025 19:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Everyone slapping their Nirvana t-shirts for Oasis t-shirts, just like back then.
18.07.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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I was a dentist until #MS affected my hands & mobility. Now I create photographs capturing the imagery of natureโs beauty and serenity in stunning prints.
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14th - 22nd June 2025. Returning for its seventh year, the cityโs award-winning festival of words aims to bring together, and help develop, the cityโs literary scene, with writers, poets and performers from Leeds, Yorkshire and beyond! #LLF25
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