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Man wait til you find out about the Sam/Hammond fic I accidentally stumbled on thinking it was gonna be a cutesy father/daughter fic and it decidedly was Not.

i don’t know what forces are protecting me but i have NO meetings today?????

actually this is very stupid and I should just go watch I wanna marry Ryan banks AUs are so hard for shandy and honestly there’s so much missing from canon, no need for me to get into AUs right now that’s a 5 years from now fic

shower thought: golden bachelorette au where Sharon is nominated by Emily and Ricky after she finally divorces Jack and the LAPD strongly urges her to go on as good PR and she ends up falling in love with the grumpy head of security for the show, retired cop Andy Flynn

“How would i introduce you?” Is a WILDDDD question to ask Andy like what do you MEAN what were you hoping she’d say!!!!

Could you use a buffer? Lt. Provenza is taking Rusty out for burgers and…..I :)))) like :)))) weddings :))))

love love love that Sharon consistently ask for/leans on Andy to be with her in the room for difficult notifications not only bc I think he gives her comfort/strength/support but also bc Andy is the best at connecting with the victims’ families (and canonically STAYING connected to them)

trying to post my gd fic to tumblr and the links are UGLY

“You’re asking me so it sounds like I have a choice.”

“That would be misleading.”

Sharon Raydor you cutie patootie i love you I love you I love you

Andy in a 20x20 room with his very own desk and he says, “about 6 inches behind Sharon is where i will always choose to stand thank u 🙂”

Andy calling Sharon in this interview room with her phone face up but it would be SOOO funny if Sharon had him saved in her phone as “lieutenant hottie” after a drunken evening with Gavin

Man i do think Provenza had a crush on Sharon for the briefest of moments

“Could I have a name to put on your death certificate?” is such a metal line

that arm pat in 1.09 that immediately reined Andy in is the moment i fell in love with them btw

the number of times Sharon and Andy are on the same page almost immediately to help solve a case does make me wanna buzz outta my own skin (as does sharon Raydor in jeans!!!!!)

it is also INSANE that they’ve been matching clothes since mid-s1

this purple dress ARF ARF ARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

lol I’m writing a 5 things fic but the first thing is turning into 3.5k so……hmm.

why the FUCK did they ruin the full parent mode Andy had going with Rusty. Him becoming equally protective of Rusty as sharon in these early eps, him being the one by Sharon’s side as they talk with Cynthia….it shoulda been the easiest transition in the world for Rusty to score two parents

Sharon’s pretty privilege was OFF THE CHARTS in 1.06 and 1.07 btw

No one says asshole the way GW Bailey does

guys for some reason Julio is really hitting for me on this rewatch i love the way he interacts with everyone in these early seasons

“Hello I’m an every day citizen looking to make an anonymous tip about a man named Rusty’s dad. Also, you’re an American hero and you do excellent work. I don’t tell you that enough.” What a goddamn charmer. Andy Flynn I love you

Andy that little cropped Kevlar vest is so slay but it is not gonna help you in a shootout

Sharon with her hair up and the contacts was too much so they had to put her in a fuckass jacket that zipped all the way to her chin to stop the tvs exploding i guess

she deserves daily hugs and kisses!!!! she deserves pats on the back and a hand at the small of her back! she deserves to have her hand held and to never ever second guess herself before she reaches out for someone!!

michael weatherly has the best guest appearance this is the sixth time I’ve seen this episode and it still makes me laugh out loud

once again, Mary McDonnell, you are so funny when you raise your voice

glad to entertain from afar!!! i just can’t stop watching s1-5 and bits of 6. will try to keep the commentary new and fresh 😂

kinda drives me insane how much Sharon loves to touch people and how little opportunity people give her to touch them