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I think the Daredevil and Man Thing ones are like, the only ones that remained hard canon without any real hiccups lmao

I think the idea is a lot of the things that happened still did, just with the actual Ultimate versions of these characters and not these weird proto versions of themselves lmao

All I know is the Man Thing one definitely happened cuz that’s where Lizard lives and dies lol

Ultimate Marvel Team Up is really funny because a lot of it was meant to do some world building for the Ultimate Universe and setting up the other characters in the world

And then a vast majority of it would be rendered noncanon once the other books actually got going

Dude Thor 2 is so much worse than I remember holy shit

Yeah I do not understand the logistics behind it at all. Especially when like, the Mega Weapon does still exist as Season 3 will show, so why doesn’t anyone else remember it

It’s that Super Best Friends clip but swap the Father and Son bit around

Worst part is I do believe him when he says that, Fury’s just a terrible father

“He was like a son to me” REALLY? ARE YOU SURE??

RE9 comic Grace is running away screaming from Chunk "think, Grace! what would Leon do?!!" she spins around and yells: "YOUR MOM DIDN'T HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN, SHE HAD A WHOLE DAMN BAKERY" chunk looks shocked

WWLKD #re9

(bonus panel below)

Like this arc is the most honest and open he ever gets with Peter and he still withholds important shit from him just to fuck with him

Theres my favorite war criminal

THE

BEST

“So, you got it out of your system I hope?” God THIS is the shit I live for man. When Norman’s good in this book he’s the fuckin best

God I really love Harry in this arc. It’s a shame he basically just leaves the book after this and doesn’t come back until the stupid Hobgoblin stuff

You really can’t. It’s one of the best May Parker stories and you can’t really do that in a cartoon for kids cuz there’s no Spider-Man fighting. At best it’d be a b-plot in a Doc Ock episode or something

You can’t put the therapy issue in a cartoon

The trouble with every adaptation of Peter’s teen years is they never last long enough to REALLY explore May as a character the way USM does

That’s Spider-Man right there

I miss Ultimate May so much, dude

I gotta admit the punchline of “he’s just a normal dude what’d you think was gonna happen” is really funny

(Theres a LOT of two page spreads in this issue lmao)

Yeah the guns are too much. Everything else about this fight fucks though

Been a hot minute (forgot I had an account)

Revamping villains. Starting with Electro!

#spiderman #marvel #electro #spiderverse #spideroc

I love how versatile the arms are here. Like he usually sticks to claws, but I love that they can be blunt instruments or tasers or the like(I think it turning into guns at one point was a bit much, though)

Fuckin love Ultimate Otto’s look. Especially once he gets the trench coat in a couple arcs

Bendis still figuring shit out is so funny cuz you get to these panels and it’s like “I know that’s not really Eddie cuz I played the video game”

(At least until it turns out mutants are a result of Weapon X trying to make a new Captain America, and fucking up so bad it creates a virus that randomly gives people superpowers, then the government calls open fuckin season on all mutants lmao)

Like this feels like a world where superhumans have existed for a while now, so theres laws on the books about this sort of thing. Like mutants are exempt from all this stuff because they don’t get a choice in the matter, they’re just born with powers

You know, I actually do really miss a lot of aspects of the old Ultimate Universe. I really like the idea that it’s outright illegal to make superhumans, and if you do become a superhuman, then technically speaking you’re not human anymore, so human rights don’t apply to you now