R.E.D. From Boulder Punch

Had some thoughts on one of the bigger plot points introduced near the end of RE9:

Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed

This was

A movie

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Saw someone say that Batman is the only DC character that any filmmaker actually wants to do stuff with and honestly... yeah?

Dammit

Oh well at least I got the No Heals run out of the way

Dude it’s crazy how much faster the basement in RE9 goes when you know exactly what to do and how the Girl works

A photoshop.of the Bye Bye Man movie poster that reads "ay his name. You won't laugh when he kills you. The Perpee Poopoo Man"

I think about this meme more than any modern horror property.

How is the suit that was made to be like a capitalized conglomerate hero costume look better as a GL costume lol

As you can see, the shoulder pads are green. This is a preference to the fact that the Green Lantern is green in the comics

Crazy how the DCU has yet to have a single good project

I expect the character called Green Lantern to wear fuckin Green

Its his time

The fuckin Poop Lantern

You think Billy’s just living out in the woods on the outskirts of Raccoon City even 30 years after the city got nuked?

RE9 Spoilers, use ROT13

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Toddler falls off a chair in terrifying way and makes a huge crash

Mom and Me: You okay buddy?

Him: I WANT TO LAY HERE

Yeah okay buddy that's what you wanted to happen

Maybe I'm out of pocket but I'm kind of shocked at the turnaround people are giving Marathon considering it's a sham reboot of a dead franchise that got caught plagiarizing an artist for their entire aesthetic to the point where the game couldn't be shown for months.

I’m not inherently against the idea of another RE1 REmake, it’s been over 20 years and doing it in the modern style would help it feel more in line with the other REmakes they’ve done

But man that old REmake is still one of the best remakes of a game there’s ever been

Oh yeah don’t think I ever showed my completion time

Dude having an infinite knife for Grace changes the fuckin game

Well yeah but those don’t count, we were talking about just the actual Spider-Man movies

We put on TASM2 and I think we both just kinda died a little inside by the end

My cousin just pointed out that Electro, Rhino and Shocker are the only villains in the live action Spider-Man movies to actually name themselves instead of being named by the news or someone else(or never actually getting named in the movie like Venom lmao)

I can concede to that I’m just kinda of the belief Birkin is like, Wolverine and Hulk levels of “You literally Cannot Die”

I’m more than positive if you dig deep enough into the ground you’ll find Birkin’s gooey mass of tentacles and eyeballs still kicking after all these years

Bro I swear that nuke didn’t do a goddamn thing but piss off everything still in Raccoon City

The one-liners are a crucial pillar that supports the entire franchise