Christy

I finally convinced my husband to have a LotR marathon with me tomorrow during our lake effect snow day. Extended Editions, of course. Any other way is blasphemy.

Valentine's Day will be fun this year, we're doing the same thing we always do every year because it's familiar and we're on the spectrum: Have dinner at our house, then go two blocks away to the movie theater for their annual showing of The Princess Bride.

Hades: Sure, you can borrow Cerberus. Just bring him back as soon as you're done, ok?

Hercules: Hades, god of the Underworld, I only have one question for you.

Hades: Well?

Hercules: Is he a good boy?

*Viggo's toe breaks*

Viggo: "Nyyyyaaaarggyhh!!!!!"

(Later)

Viggo: "I'm so embarrassed that happened! I never lose my cool like that. Please promise me you'll never show that footage (heh) to anyone!"

Peter Jackson: "Don't worry Viggo, I'll remove that take. No one EVER needs to know."

Legolas: ...."for we wandered needlessly into Moria."

(Pause)

Gimli: "I feel attacked."

Hey fellow #Tolkien fans, what's up in bluesky world?

Wait, no. Middle Earth. I meant to say Middle Earth.

The #mycelium owns my soul and I don't even think it knows I exist. At least, not until I die and my nutrients absorbed in the soil.

Hello, where are my fellow witchlings? You can be Wiccan, a witch, Pagan...all of the above, even! I'm Norse #Pagan. And yourself?

Oh heyyy there I am.

For some reason, no matter how many times I try, I can't get my beautiful face up on this app. Just be aware, it's very very pretty and my husband just so happens to love it, okay? *Quiet sobbing*