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Here for the cow updates - I've also got train journeys today and I'm hoping for sheep 🐑🐑🐑

I have five days off now THANK GOD 😵‍💫

That sounds charming and your stepmother is wrong in real life 🦋

I just briefly forgot Liz Truss' name and had to google "PM lettuce" to remind myself 🥬

Every time I look at this it makes me laugh

(solemnly) You've had mail.

Zhu Yilong waving dorkily with big smiley eyes.

TINY MUFFIN ALERT 😭

Me and my tiny muscles are off to lift some weights 💪

This is truly amazing 🥹

Happy cake day!! 🥳🥳🥳

Yayyyy enjoy visiting the elves!

I've just been for a run along the seafront in the gorgeous sunshine with a friend - I'm so happy I moved to the seaside!

Zhu Yilong in a black suit, wearing a pretty butterfly brooch and looking ethereally beautiful. He's in front of a floral backdrop.

Wow pretty 😍

I finally gave in the other day and googled "who are cortis" 😂 (as they keep popping up in bts stuff as they're label-mates)

You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown:

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Wow, I don't think I've had a Club since about 1997, that's made me feel very nostalgic

A sunny park with people sitting around on the grass.

Feels like the last day of summer

That's the one! 😄

I just joined a union and it has 1.4 million members. That's... a lot of people 💪

Cuuuuute!!

In London, hate will never win.

She's just *there* and occasionally organ music starts playing and there's no explanation of anything, I love it

The head of a giant dead bride with vivid blue skin, in a glass coffin.

Her giant blue feet.

If anyone in London hasn't yet been to see the entirely unexplained dead blue giant bride in the Somerset House courtyard, I recommend

Ni Ni's side profile wearing a green and pink sparkly dress

Photo of Ni Ni from behind, she's looking over her left shoulder smiling, the light is in front of her so she's mostly in shadow

Ni Ni sat on a wall tilting her head up to the sky. She's sat in front of a tree so she's half bathed in sunlight and half the shadow of the tre

Another day, another Ni Ni photoshoot I'm swooning over.
Must be a day ending with 'y'

Normally I'm fine not owning a car, but then sometimes you end up staggering onto the bus back from ik*a carrying an entire table and regretting your life choices 😵‍💫

Zhu Yilong by the Thames, drinking some kind of cooler thing and looking ridiculous adorable.

Zhu Yilong on the Hungerford Bridge with the London Eye in the background.

I hope he had a nice time in London while he was over 😍😍😍

Long-ge in London is so exciting!!

My lips are sealed 🤐

That's so cool! 😍

Yeah, I dip into it, I enjoyed their one on the BBC