Capture a bee but dont kill it. Put it in the freezer so it gets cold and goes to sleep. Take it out of the freezer and put it in your mouth but dont swallow it. Wait for it to warm up.
Congrats, you now have a bee in your mouth : )
27.09.2025 10:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Need head from a guy with acid reflux, make it sizzle my prince
21.09.2025 06:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The person who walks forward without purpose still makes it farther than the person who stood still and waited for it
Go out there and get em : )
#hopecore
19.09.2025 09:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Call her Dwayne the way she Rock my Johnson
18.09.2025 03:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The cat knows all, you were 3 moves away from disater fr
Thank you cat π
15.09.2025 00:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Frogs >:)
15.09.2025 00:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I havent seen any of those shows : )
Your welcome : )
14.09.2025 23:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Call her AI the way she makes me generate slop
13.09.2025 06:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Sometimes i stop mid sentance cuz the hamster running on the wheel in my head jumped off to get some water from the upside down sippy bottle
22.07.2025 04:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Need shawty to pull up with head not even a guilloteen could save me from π«
20.07.2025 07:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me flirting in class: "So what school do you go to?"
16.07.2025 08:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
*Kissing your neck from behind at the urinal*
"Sorry i thought you were my wife"
12.07.2025 11:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Whats bigger than a tuna? A threena
11.07.2025 11:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Im starting a 3 month uni course and i decided id use gift wrap and a gluestick to give my books a cool cover and it looks so ass ππ but its so me so im keeping it and hoping noone will say anything because i love it π
11.07.2025 03:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
(To the tune of mary had a little lamb) Mary had a little lamb
09.07.2025 22:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Has anyone seen my pile of 2 grains of rice?
09.07.2025 08:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Gods horniest warrior πͺπ₯
05.07.2025 04:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When life gets hard, you must get harder. Stay horny π₯πͺ
04.07.2025 23:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Beauty standards are dumb because what happened to i like your body because its you. People get hotter the more you like them, its science π
02.07.2025 10:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Last night had a guy say I was gay for listening to lessarfim in my car?????
Whats gayer, you listening to men grunt and groan about how their life sucks over heavy guitar or me listening to a bunch of hot girls singing about me coming over to their house to 'dance'
Like, balls in your court bro
29.06.2025 22:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Babe wake up, 11 hour long creepcast episode just dropped
#creepcast #podcast
29.06.2025 22:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I need shawty to pick me out of the asylum line up fr
29.06.2025 02:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
She call me apple the way i be in cider (i wish)
21.06.2025 06:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What is slendermans deal? Bro is never not on about collecting his paged and then when you go within a post code of his pages he hunts you down like i hunt down the last of my chocolate
15.06.2025 10:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Big pharma and Big medicine and Big idiots will try to sell you on cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt exist
11.06.2025 00:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We should stop catagorising people by gender and race and all that nonsense
Are you edible or inedible >:)
08.06.2025 08:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I got an 'Iron fist alexander' figure
Life is good : )
07.06.2025 04:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us
*puts a little mushroom in your hand*
05.06.2025 07:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well shiiii, sign me up i guess : )
04.06.2025 10:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A pint of a weapon...? Awesome >:)
04.06.2025 10:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
